“Do ye belave in dhrames, Riley?”
“Oi do,” was Riley’s reply.
“Phwat’s it a sign of if a married man dhrames he’s a bachelor?”
“It’s a sign thot he’s going to meet wid a great disappointment when he
wakes up.”
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The foreman looked him up and down.
“Are you a mechanic?” he asked.
“No, sorr,” was the answer. “Oi’m a McCarthy.”
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