II

The Harrison “progress” (notable as precursor to many another) left

its heritage of shame, whereof each abaser would gladly have washed

the hands of him in his neighbor’s basin. All this was in due order

of nature, and was to have been expected. It was a phenomenon of the

same character as, in the loves of the low, the squabbling consequent

upon satiety and shame. We could not slink out of sight; we could not

deny our sycophancy, albeit we might give it another name; but we

could somewhat medicine our impaired self-esteem by dealing damnation

round on one another. The blush of shame turns easily to the glow

of indignation, and many a hatred is kindled at the rosy flame of

self-contempt. Persons conscious of having dishonored themselves are

doubly sensitive to any indignity put upon them by others. The vices

and follies of human nature are interdependent; they are not singly

roused to activity.

In my judgment, this entire incident of the President’s “tour” was

discreditable to President and people. I do not go into the question

of his motive in making it. Be that what it may, the manner of

it seems to me an outrage upon all the principles and sentiments

underlying republican institutions. In all but the name it was a “royal

progress”—the same costly ostentation, the same civic and military

pomp, the same solemn and senseless adulation, the same abasement of

spirit of the Many before the One. According to republican traditions

ten thousand times a year affirmed in every way in which affirmation

is possible, we fondly persuade ourselves that we hold as a true faith

in the hearts of our hearts that the One is the servant of the Many!

And it is no mere political catchphrase: he _is_ their servant; he _is_

their creature; all that in him to which they grovel (dignifying and

justifying their instinctive and inherited servility by names as false

as anything in ceremonial imposture) they themselves have made, as

truly as the heathen has made the wooden god before which he performs

his unmanly rite. It is precisely this thing—the superiority of the

people to their servants—that constitutes, and was by our fathers

understood to constitute, the essential, fundamental difference between

the system which they uprooted and the one which they planted in its

stead. Deluded men! how little they guessed the length and strength

and vitality of the roots left in the soil of the centuries when the

noxious harvestage had been cast as rubbish to the void!

I am no contestant for forms of government—no believer in either

the excellence or the permanence of any that has yet been devised.

That all men are created equal, in the best and highest sense of

the phrase, I hold, not as I observe it held by others, but as a

living faith. That an officeholder is a servant of the people; that

I am his political superior, owing him no deference, but entitled to

such deference from him as may be serviceable to keep him in mind of

his subordination—these are propositions which command my assent,

which I _feel_ to be true and which determine the character of my

personal relations with those whom they concern. That I should give my

hand, or bend my neck, or uncover my head to any man in mere homage

to, or recognition of, his office, great or small, is to me simply

inconceivable. These tricks of servility with the softened names

are the vestiges of an involuntary allegiance to power extraneous

to the performer. They represent in our American life obedience

and propitiation in their most primitive and odious forms. The man

who speaks of them as manifestations of a proper respect for “the

President’s great office” is either a rogue, a dupe or a journalist.

They come to us out of a fascinating but terrible past as survivals

of servitude. They speak a various language of oppression and the

superstition of man-worship; they carry forward the traditions of the

sceptre and the lash. Through the plaudits of the people may be heard

always the faint, far cry of the beaten slave.

Respect? Respect the good. Respect the wise. Let the President look

to it that he belongs to one of these classes. His going about the

country in gorgeous state and barbaric splendor as the guest of a

thieving corporation, but at our expense—shining and dining and

swining—unsouling himself of clotted nonsense in pickled platitudes

calculated for the meridian of Coon Hollow, Indiana, but ingeniously

adapted to each water tank on the line of his absurd “progress,” does

not prove it, and the presumption of his “great office” is against him.

Can you not see, poor misguided “fellow citizens,” how you permit your

political taskmasters to forge leg-chains of your follies and load you

down with them? Will nothing teach you that all this fuss-and-feathers,

all this ceremony, all this official gorgeousness and brass-banding,

this “manifestation of a proper respect for the nation’s head” has no

decent place in American life and American politics? Will no experience

open your stupid eyes to the fact that these shows are but absurd

imitations of royalty, to hold you silly while you are plundered by the

managers of the performance?—that while you toss your greasy caps in

air and sustain them by the ascending current of your senseless hurrahs

the programmers are going through your blessed pockets and exploiting

your holy dollars? No; you feel secure; power is of the People, and

you can effect a change of robbers every four years. Inestimable

privilege—to pull off the glutted leech and attach the lean one! And

you can not even choose among the lean leeches, but must accept those

designated by the programmers and showmen who have the reptiles in

stock! But then you are not “subjects;” you are “citizens”—there is

much in that. Your tyrant is not a “king;” he is a “president.” He

does not occupy a “throne,” but a “chair.” He does not succeed to it

by inheritance; he is pitchforked into it by the boss. Altogether, you

are distinctly better off than the Russian mujik who wears his shirt

outside his trousers and has never shaken hands with the Czar in all

his life.

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