THE GIFT O’ GAB

A book entitled _Forensic Eloquence_, by Mr. John Goss, appears to have

for purpose to teach the young idea how to spout, and that purpose,

I dare say, it will accomplish if something is not done to prevent.

I know nothing of the matter myself, a strong distaste for forensic

eloquence, or eloquence of any kind implying a man mounted on his

legs and doing all the talking, having averted me from its study. The

training of the youth of this country to utterance of themselves after

that fashion I should regard as a disaster of magnitude. So far as I

know it, forensic eloquence is the art of saying things in such a way

as to make them pass for more than they are worth. Employed in matters

of importance (and for other employment it were hardly worth acquiring)

it is mischievous because dishonest and misleading. In the public

service Truth toils best when not clad in cloth-of-gold and bedaubed

with fine lace. If eloquence does not beget action it is valueless; but

action which results from the passions, sentiments and emotions is

less likely to be wise than that which comes of a persuaded judgment.

For that reason I cannot help thinking that the influence of Bismarck

in German politics was more wholesome than is that of Mr. John Temple

Graves.

For eloquence _per se_—considered merely as an art of pleasing—I

entertain something of the respect evoked by success; for it always

pleases at least the speaker. It is to speech what an ornate style

is to writing—good and pleasant enough in its time and place and,

like pie-crust and the evening girl, destitute of any basis in common

sense. Forensic eloquence, on the contrary, has an all too sufficient

foundation in reason and the order of things: it promotes the ambition

of tricksters and advances the fortunes of rogues. For I take it that

the Ciceros, the Mirabeaus, the Burkes, the O’Connells, the Patrick

Henrys and the rest of them—pets of the text-bookers and scourges of

youth—belong in either the one category or the other, or in both.

Anyhow I find it impossible to think of them as high-minded men and

rightforth statesmen—with their actors’ tricks, their devices of the

countenance, inventions of gesture and other cunning expedients having

nothing to do with the matter in hand. Extinction of the orator I hold

to be the most beneficent possibility of evolution. If Mr. Goss has

done anything to retard that blessed time when the Bourke Cockrans

shall cease from troubling and the weary be at rest he is an enemy of

his race.

“What!” exclaims the thoughtless reader—I have but one—“are not the

great forensic speeches by the world’s famous orators good reading?

Considering them merely as literature do you not derive a high and

refining pleasure from them?” I do not: I find them turgid and tumid

no end. They are bad reading, though they may have been good hearing.

In order to enjoy them one must have in memory what, indeed, one is

seldom permitted to forget: that they were addressed to the ear; and

in imagination one must hold some shadowy simulacrum of the orator

himself, uttering his work. These conditions being fulfilled there

remains for application to the matter of the discourse too little

attention to get much good of it, and the total effect is confusion.

Literature by which the reader is compelled to bear in mind the

producer and the circumstances under which it was produced can be

spared.

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