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As long as there exists the right of appeal there is a chance of

acquittal. Otherwise the right of appeal would be a sham and an insult

more intolerable, even, than, to the man convicted of murder, the right

to say why he should not receive the sentence which nothing he may say

will avert. So long as acquittal may ensue guilt is not established.

Why, then, are men sentenced before they are proved guilty? Why are

they punished in the middle of proceedings against them? A lawyer can

reply to these questions in a thousand ingenious ways; but there is

no answer. Let the “legal fraternity” reflect that a lawyer is one

whose profession it is to circumvent the law; that it is a part of his

business to mislead and befog the court of which he is an officer; that

it is considered right and reasonable for him to live by a division of

the spoils of crime and misdemeanor; that the utmost atonement he ever

makes for acquitting a man whom he knows to be guilty is to convict

a man whom he knows to be innocent. The methods of our courts, the

traditions of bench and bar, exist and are perpetuated, altered and

improved, for the purpose of enabling lawyers as a class to exact the

greatest amount of money from the rest of mankind. The laws are mostly

made by lawyers, and so made as to encourage and compel litigation.

By lawyers they are interpreted and by lawyers enforced for their own

profit and advantage. The over-intricate and interminable machinery

of precedent, overrulings, writs of error, motions for new trials,

appeals, reversals, affirmations and the rest of it, is mostly a

transparent and iniquitous system of exaction. What remedy would I

propose? None. There is none to propose. The lawyers have us and mean

to keep us.

The villainy of making men suffer for crimes of which they may

eventually be acquitted is consistent with our entire system of laws—a

system so complicated and contradictory that a judge simply does as he

pleases, subject only to the custom of giving for his action reasons

which at his option may or may not be derived from the statutes. He may

sternly affirm that he sits there to interpret the law as he finds it,

not to make it accord with his personal notions of right and justice.

Or he may declare that it could never have been the legislature’s

intention to do wrong, and so, shielded by the useful phrase _contra

bonos mores_, pronounce that illegal which he chooses to consider

inexpedient. Or he may be guided by either of any two inconsistent

precedents, as the better suits his purpose. Or he may throw aside both

statute and precedent, disregard good morals, and justify the judgment

that he wishes to deliver by what other lawyers have written in books,

and still others, without anybody’s authority, have chosen to accept

as a part of the law. I have in mind judges whom I have observed to

do all these things in a single term of court, and could mention one

who has done most of them in a single decision. The amazing feature

of the matter is that all these methods are lawful—made so, not by

legislative enactment, but by the judges. Language can not be used with

sufficient lucidity and positiveness to bind them.

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