SOME FEATURES OF THE LAW

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There is a difference between religion and the amazing circumstructure

which, under the name of theology, the priesthoods have builded round

about it, which for centuries they made the world believe was the true

temple, and which, after incalculable mischiefs wrought, immeasurable

blood spilled in its extension and consolidation, is only now beginning

to crumble at the touch of reason. There is the same difference between

the laws and the law,—the naked statutes (bad enough, God knows) and

the incomputable additions made to them by lawyers. This immense body

of superingenious writings it is that we all are responsible to in

person and property. In it is unquestionable authority for setting

aside any statute that any legislative body ever passed or can pass. In

it are dictates of recognized validity for turning topsy-turvy every

principle of justice and reversing every decree of reason. There is

no fallacy so monstrous, no deduction so hideously unrelated to common

sense, as not to receive, somewhere in the myriad pages of this awful

compilation, a support that any judge in the land would be proud to

recognize with a decision if ably persuaded. I do not say that the

lawyers are altogether accountable for the existence of this mass of

disastrous rubbish, nor for its domination of the laws. They only

create and thrust it down our throats; we are guilty of contributory

negligence in not biting the spoon.

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