III

There are two ways of clarifying liquids—ebullition and precipitation;

one forces the impurities to the surface as scum, the other sends them

to the bottom as dregs. The former is the more offensive, and that

seems to be our way; but neither is useful if the impurities are merely

separated but not removed. We are told with tiresome iteration that our

social and political systems are clarifying; but when is the skimmer to

appear? If the purpose of free institutions is good government where

is the good government?—when may it be expected to begin?—how is it to

come about? Systems of government have no sanctity; they are practical

means to a simple end—the public welfare; worthy of no respect if they

fail of its accomplishment. The tree is known by its fruit. Ours is

bearing crab-apples. If the body politic is constitutionally diseased,

as I verily believe; if the disorder inheres in the system; there is

no remedy. The fever must burn itself out, and then Nature will do

the rest. One does not prescribe what time alone can administer. We

have put our criminals and dunces into power; do we suppose they will

efface themselves? Will they restore to _us_ the power of governing

_them_? They must have their way and go their length. The natural

and immemorial sequence is: tyranny, insurrection, combat. In combat

everything that wears a sword has a chance—even the right. History

does not forbid us to hope. But it forbids us to rely upon numbers;

they will be against us. If history teaches anything worth learning

it teaches that the majority of mankind is neither good nor wise.

When government is founded upon the public conscience and the public

intelligence the stability of states is a dream.

In that moment of time that is covered by historical records we have

abundant evidence that each generation has believed itself wiser and

better than any of its predecessors; that each people has believed

itself to have the secret of national perpetuity. In support of this

universal delusion there is nothing to be said; the desolate places of

the earth cry out against it. Vestiges of obliterated civilizations

cover the earth; no savage but has camped upon the sites of proud and

populous cities; no desert but has heard the statesman’s boast of

national stability. Our nation, our laws, our history—all shall go down

to everlasting oblivion with the others, and by the same road. But I

submit that we are traveling it with needless haste.

It can be spared—this Jonah’s-gourd civilization of ours. We have

hardly the rudiments of a true one; compared with the splendors

of which we catch dim glimpses in the fading past, ours are as an

illumination of tallow candles. We know no more than the ancients;

we only know other things, but nothing in which is an assurance of

perpetuity, and little that is truly wisdom. Our vaunted _elixir vitæ_

is the art of printing. What good will that do when posterity, struck

by the inevitable intellectual blight, shall have ceased to read what

is printed? Our libraries will become its stables, our books its fuel.

Ours is a civilization that might be heard from afar in space as

a scolding and a riot; a civilization in which the race has so

differentiated as to have no longer a community of interest and

feeling; which shows as a ripe result of the principles underlying it

a reasonless and rascally feud between rich and poor; in which one is

offered a choice (if one have the means to take it) between American

plutocracy and European militocracy, with an imminent chance of

renouncing either for a stultocratic republic with a headsman in the

presidential chair and every laundress in exile.

I have not a “solution” to the “labor problem.” I have only a story.

Many and many years ago lived a man who was so good and wise that none

in all the world was so good and wise as he. He was one of those few

whose goodness and wisdom are such that after some time has passed

their foolish fellowmen begin to think them gods and treasure their

words as divine law; and by millions they are worshiped through

centuries of time. Amongst the utterances of this man was one

command—not a new nor perfect one—which has seemed to his adorers so

preëminently wise that they have given it a name by which it is known

over half the world. One of the sovereign virtues of this famous law

is its simplicity, which is such that all hearing must understand; and

obedience is so easy that any nation refusing is unfit to exist except

in the turbulence and adversity that will surely come to it. When a

people would avert want and strife, or, having them, would restore

plenty and peace, this noble commandment offers the only means—all

other plans for safety or relief are as vain as dreams, as empty as the

crooning of hags. And behold, here it is: “All things whatsoever ye

would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them.”

What! you unappeasable rich, coining the sweat and blood of your

workmen into drachmas, understanding the law of supply and demand as

mandatory and justifying your cruel greed by the senseless dictum that

“business is business;” you lazy workmen, railing at the capitalist

by whose desertion, when you have frightened away his capital, you

starve—rioting and shedding blood and torturing and poisoning by way

of answer to exaction and by way of exaction; you foul anarchists,

applauding with untidy palms when one of your coward kind hurls a

bomb amongst powerless and helpless women and children; you imbecile

politicians with a plague of remedial legislation for the irremediable;

you writers and thinkers unread in history, with as many “solutions

to the labor problem” as there are among you those who can not

coherently define it—do you really think yourselves wiser than Jesus

of Nazareth? Do you seriously suppose yourselves competent to amend

his plan for dealing with evils besetting nations and souls? Have you

the effrontery to believe that those who spurn his Golden Rule you can

bind to obedience of an act entitled an act to amend an act? Bah! you

fatigue the spirit. Go get ye to your scoundrel lockouts, your villain

strikes, your blacklisting, your boycotting, your speeching, marching

and maundering; but if ye do not to others as ye would that they do to

you it shall occur, and that right soon, that ye be drowned in your own

blood and your pickpocket civilization quenched as a star that falls

into the sea.

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