VII

The trend of political thought and action in all civilized countries

toward absolute Socialism is so conspicuous a phenomenon that it not

only impresses that rare and execrated intelligence, the impartial

observer, “the looker-on at the game,” but is seen with greater or

less distinctness by the innumerable company of players. A political

faith is a kind of mental disability; the patient dimly discerns some

of the more salient of the “opposing facts,” but those grateful to

his disorder loom large indeed. The proposition that the established

order of things is in peril, has, therefore, both a stammering and a

stentorian assent and needs no proof. Whether that is for better or for

worse is not to be answered in an epigram, nor in a paragraph, but from

the viewpoint of the looker-on with no more than an observer’s interest

in the matter, little is seen to encourage the optimist—little even of

the little that he requires.

Down to date the world never has had good government. For forms of

government fools have contested from the dawn of history, but no form

has given good and wise administration. Government is like medicine;

those who administer it are, as a rule, wiser than those to whom it is

administered, though not much. In point of conscience there is little

to choose between them.

There are two forms of real government; absolute Monarchy and absolute

Democracy; all others are bastard forms attesting the failure of these,

and themselves doomed to fail. The cause of failure lies in the

essential folly and badness of human nature. From a stupid and selfish

people there is no certainty of getting a wise and conscientious

sovereign. Even when that miracle has been wrought, good government has

not resulted, for the sovereign, however absolute in theory, however

good and wise in fact, is compelled to work through shallow and selfish

officials. Democracy suffers the same disability, with the added

disadvantage of a sovereign that is never wise and never just.

As to limited Monarchies and constitutional Democracies, they

are similarly and equally futile. Divided authority is divided

responsibility. Restraint of the power to do evil is restraint of

the power to do good. Under the “one-man power” (a name, by the way,

that our good forefathers singularly chose to give to the rule of the

British ministry and parliament) it is at least known who is to blame

for sins of administration, and to whom is due the credit for what is

creditable. The autocrat can not hide behind his own back.

In all the various and vain experiments in government the one cause

of failure is eternally manifest; the general moral and intellectual

delinquency that makes government necessary—the folly and depravity of

human nature.

Do the socialists think that they can alter that?—do they believe that

after all these centuries of thought and experiment in government in

all possible conditions, it has remained for them to devise a system

powerful to chain or persuasive to charm the hitherto indomitable and

vigilant selfishness to which, despite its ghastly perversions, the

race owes its continued existence? Do they believe that under Socialism

the laws will execute themselves without human agency; that less than

to-day the state will require a vast and complex administration, with

the same and greater temptations and opportunities to ambition and

cupidity?

Under any conceivable system the cleverest, most enterprising and least

scrupulous men will be at the head of affairs, and they will not be

there “for their health.” You cannot keep them down, and you cannot

keep the others up. If the socialist thinks that can be done, he must

hold in hope a better kind of ballot than the kind that works him

present woe, or a brand-new infallibility for its casting.

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