XVII.

I have been considering the subject of school magazines, and I wonder

whether it would be possible to run a school magazine here. I have had

no experience with a school magazine, but I edited a university weekly

for a year. It wasn't a success. I wrote yellow editorials and placarded

the quadrangles with flaring bills which screamed "Liars!" "Are School

Teachers Socially Impossible?" "The Peril and the Pity of the Princes

Street Parade," at the undergraduates passing by. It was of no use. No

one bothered to reply to my philippics, and I had to sit down and write

scathing replies to my own articles. I could never bring my circulation

up to the watermark of a previous editor who had written editorials on

such bright topics as "The Medical Congress" and "The Work of the

International Academic Committee."

In Edinburgh the students are indifferent to their 'varsity magazine,

but in St. Andrews the publication of _College Echoes_ is the event of

the week. The reason is that the St. Andrew's students form a small

happy family; if a reference is made to Bejant Smith everyone

understands it. If you mentioned Bejant Smith in the Edinburgh _Student_

no one would know whom you were referring to.

The success of _College Echoes_ gives me the idea of a school magazine

that would succeed. A magazine for my hundred and fifty bairns would be

useless; what I want is a magazine for parents and children. It would be

issued weekly, and would mingle school gossip with advice. If Willie

Wilson knew that Friday's edition might contain a paragraph to the

effect that he had been discovered murdering two young robins, I fancy

that he would think twice before he cut their heads off.

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