LETTER FROM AN INDIAN GENTLEMAN TO AN ENGLISH FRIEND

Dear Sir,

Since from a long time ago I had hope of a favour of you, but (ah! ah!)

was disappointed for this. I take this opportunity to enquire your

health that how you are in these days. It may not be out of place to

state that I and my two sons are enjoying, but my misfortunes has never

ceased by day and night to embarras me and torture, and I am plunged in

utmost degredation of sorrow to no purpose. At present a law suit is

hurled on me by that unworthy and unnatural or I should rather say that

prodigious blackguard man viz my brother who is son of my father and

mother, and (ah! ah!) how mortifying it is indeed to a person of my

temperature of meekness.

Had my late lamented and disceased father had even the least

scintillation that how his patrimony would involve me in his

mechanitions he would sooner have never died than wish my brother to

share it and his revered bones are now perhaps turning to behold my

misfortunate circumstances. But I must beg leaf to refrain this matter

further to complain to you.

I had heard that your eldest male issue had attended some examination

papers in Allahabad. Kindly inform that for what department he is

constrained and prone to pass and sat for.

If my younger son who is an ambilitous fellow and having read up to F.A.

could obtain some trifling job such as a honest penny turner I would be

greatly gratified for I have now no hope of success of him in the

revenue department. His abilities are superior on the whole and he would

without fail characterise any appointment with honesty. If you could

ensure his jobbery I am well self satisfied of his success.

Think him as your own issue and have kindness upon him. What more can I

request to you than this? His yeares are now entring to 24 and goverment

has fixed 25 yeares for his service so please do needfull in a quick

march time instantly on his behalf. I will be much thankfull to you for

this.

I had not been to shooting lately owing to an iron thorn penetrated into

my foot which made impossible to walk, but my shikari make some prey

latterly of some herin and murghabi birds which I failed to send you on

account of hotness of atmosphere which would make it rotton. Hence you

should excuse my fault. But I will be with all my heart if your sons

will come to prey here. I will myself accompany and shoot him too. At

this season many herins are plentifull and one noise from raifel or gun

will bring down many dead ones.

My elephant also will ride them in the jungles and give shikar to them

as there are lipperds concealed in the thicket adjacent near the river.

I have shooted a lippard latterly and his carcase I have sent to the

chamar to make it very nicely without a bad smell coming. If you will

wish for its carcase then I can send after the bad smell has been

excluded from the carcase.

There is also a janwar called wild bores here which is ferocious and

dangerous sorts to shoot with gun but I can arrange for them also as

they are highly destructivrous to corns of poor peoples and are worthy

for killing because they devast the fields too much by their carnivrous

fooding. I have also four nice horses for riding which I can let your

sons use for the hunting purpose. They are well accustomed to the

bum-bum-budam of guns and are mild and un-shy.

Also please inform to your sons that do not bring any fooding for my

hunble kitchen will supply their all things for eating, also fruits and

etcetera for filling the belly of them.

I have specially provided 5 or 6 big and strong cock fowles and their

females for boiling on the day they will honour my poor house and some

biscuits and sodda waters and whisky. I have also some syrop of home

made which is strong and very delicshous. If your sons are like you and

not taking whisky then I can substitute another unintoxicating liquid

for that. Kindly inform on what day they will arrive at my poor house

that I may arrange their coming comfortably from railway station for the

10 miles to my poor house.

If you can come so much better but send your sons by all means.

With respects,

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