But, in general, houses that have acquired this character, have been

more indebted for it, to the roguery of living men, than to accidents

like these. Six monks played off a clever trick of the kind upon that

worthy King, Louis, whose piety has procured him, in the annals of his

own country, the designation of "the Saint." Having heard his confessor

speak in terms of warm eulogy of the goodness and learning of the monks

of the order of Saint Bruno, he expressed his wish to establish a

community of them near Paris. Bernard de la Tour, the superior, sent

six of the brethren, and the King gave them a handsome house to live

in, in the village of Chantilly. It so happened that, from their

windows, they had a very fine view of the ancient palace of Vauvert,

which had been built for a royal residence by King Robert, but deserted

for many years. The worthy monks thought the palace would just suit

them, but their modesty was so excessive that they were ashamed to ask

the King for a grant of it in due form. This difficulty was not to be

overcome, and the monks set their ingenuity to work to discover another

plan. The palace of Vauvert had never laboured under any imputation

upon its character until they became its neighbours; but, somehow or

other, it almost immediately afterwards began to acquire a bad name.

Frightful shrieks were heard to proceed from it at night--blue, red,

and green lights were suddenly observed to glimmer from the windows,

and as suddenly to disappear: the clanking of chains was heard, and the

howling as of persons in great pain. These disturbances continued for

several months, to the great terror of all the country round, and even

of the pious King Louis, to whom, at Paris, all the rumours were

regularly carried, with whole heaps of additions, that accumulated on

the way. At last a great spectre, clothed all in pea-green, with a long

white beard and a serpent's tail, took his station regularly at

midnight in the principal window of the palace, and howled fearfully

and shook his fists at the passengers. The six monks of Chantilly, to

whom all these things were duly narrated, were exceedingly wroth that

the devil should play such antics right opposite their dwelling, and

hinted to the commissioners, sent down by Saint Louis to investigate

the matter, that, if they were allowed to inhabit the palace, they

would very soon make a clearance of the evil spirits. The King was

quite charmed with their piety, and expressed to them how grateful he

felt for their disinterestedness. A deed was forthwith drawn up--the

royal sign-manual was affixed to it, and the palace of Vauvert became

the property of the monks of Saint Bruno. The deed is dated in 1259.

[Garinet. Histoire de la Magie en France, page 75.] The disturbances

ceased immediately--the lights disappeared, and the green ghost (so

said the monks) was laid at rest for ever under the waves of the Red

Sea.

In the year 1580, one Gilles Blacre had taken the lease of a house in

the suburbs of Tours, but repenting him of his bargain with the

landlord, Peter Piquet, he endeavoured to prevail upon him to cancel

the agreement. Peter, however, was satisfied with his tenant and his

terms, and would listen to no compromise. Very shortly afterwards, the

rumour was spread all over Tours that the house of Gilles Blacre was

haunted. Gilles himself asserted that he verily believed his house to

be the general rendezvous of all the witches and evil spirits of

France. The noise they made was awful, and quite prevented him from

sleeping. They knocked against the wall--howled in the chimneys--broke

his window-glass--scattered his pots and pans all over his kitchen, and

set his chairs and tables a dancing the whole night through. Crowds of

persons assembled around the house to hear the mysterious noises; and

the bricks were observed to detach themselves from the wall and fall

into the streets upon the heads of those who had not said their

paternoster before they came out in the morning. These things having

continued for some time, Gilles Blacre made his complaint to the Civil

Court of Tours, and Peter Piquet was summoned to show cause why the

lease should not be annulled. Poor Peter could make no defence, and the

court unanimously agreed that no lease could hold good under such

circumstances, and annulled it accordingly, condemning the unlucky

owner to all the expenses of the suit. Peter appealed to the Parliament

of Paris; and, after a long examination, the Parliament confirmed the

lease. "Not," said the judge, "because it has not been fully and

satisfactorily proved that the house is troubled by evil spirits, but

that there was an informality in the proceedings before the Civil Court

of Tours, that rendered its decision null and of no effect."

A similar cause was tried before the Parliament of Bordeaux, in the

year 1595, relative to a house in that city which was sorely troubled

by evil spirits. The Parliament appointed certain ecclesiastics to

examine and report to them, and on their report in the affirmative that

the house was haunted, the lease was annulled, and the tenant absolved

from all payment of rent and taxes. [Garinet. Histoire de la Magie en

France, page 156.]

One of the best stories of a haunted house is that of the royal palace

of Woodstock, in the year 1649, when the commissioners sent from London

by the Long Parliament to take possession of it, and efface all the

emblems of royalty about it, were fairly driven out by their fear of

the devil and the annoyances they suffered from a roguish cavalier, who

played the imp to admiration. The commissioners, dreading at that time

no devil, arrived at Woodstock on the 13th of October, 1649. They took

up their lodgings in the late King's apartments-turned the beautiful

bedrooms and withdrawing-rooms into kitchens and sculleries--the

council-hall into a brew-house, and made the dining-room a place to

keep firewood in. They pulled down all the insignia of royal state, and

treated with the utmost indignity everything that recalled to their

memory the name or the majesty of Charles Stuart. One Giles Sharp

accompanied them in the capacity of clerk, and seconded their efforts,

apparently with the greatest zeal. He aided them to uproot a noble old

tree, merely because it was called the King's Oak, and tossed the

fragments into the dining-room to make cheerful fires for the

commissioners. During the first two days, they heard some strange

noises about the house, but they paid no great attention to them. On

the third, however, they began to suspect they had got into bad

company; for they heard, as they thought, a supernatural dog under

their bed, which gnawed their bedclothes. On the next day, the chairs

and tables began to dance, apparently of their own accord. On the fifth

day, something came into the bedchamber and walked up and down, and

fetching the warming-pan out of the withdrawing-room, made so much

noise with it that they thought five church-bells were ringing in their

ears. On the sixth day, the plates and dishes were thrown up and down

the dining-room. On the seventh, they penetrated into the bedroom in

company with several logs of wood, and usurped the soft pillows

intended for the commissioners. On the eighth and ninth nights, there

was a cessation of hostilities; but on the tenth, the bricks in the

chimneys became locomotive, and rattled and danced about the floors,

and round the heads of the commissioners, all the night long. On the

eleventh, the demon ran away with their breeches, and on the twelfth

filled their beds so full of pewter-platters that they could not get

into them. On the thirteenth night, the glass became unaccountably

seized with a fit of cracking, and fell into shivers in all parts of

the house. On the fourteenth, there was a noise as if forty pieces of

artillery had been fired off, and a shower of pebble-stones, which so

alarmed the commissioners that, "struck with great horror, they cried

out to one another for help."

They first of all tried the efficacy of prayers to drive away the evil

spirits; but these proving unavailing, they began seriously to reflect

whether it would not be much better to leave the place altogether to

the devils that inhabited it. They ultimately resolved, however, to try

it a little longer; and having craved forgiveness of all their sins,

betook themselves to bed. That night they slept in tolerable comfort,

but it was merely a trick of their tormentor to lull them into false

security. When, on the succeeding night, they heard no noises, they

began to flatter themselves that the devil was driven out, and prepared

accordingly to take up their quarters for the whole winter in the

palace. These symptoms on their part became the signal for renewed

uproar among the fiends. On the 1st of November, they heard something

walking with a slow and solemn pace up and down the withdrawing-room,

and immediately afterwards a shower of stones, bricks, mortar, and

broken glass pelted about their ears. On the 2nd the steps were again

heard in the withdrawing-room, sounding to their fancy very much like

the treading of an enormous bear, which continued for about a quarter

of an hour. This noise having ceased, a large warming-pan was thrown

violently upon the table, followed by a number of stones and the

jawbone of a horse. Some of the boldest walked valiantly into the

withdrawing-room, armed with swords, and pistols; but could discover

nothing. They were afraid that night to go to sleep, and sat up, making

fires in every room, and burning candles and lamps in great abundance;

thinking that, as the fiends loved darkness, they would not disturb a

company surrounded with so much light. They were deceived, however:

buckets of water came down the chimneys and extinguished the fires, and

the candles were blown out, they knew not how. Some of the servants who

had betaken themselves to bed were drenched with putrid ditch-water as

they lay, and arose in great fright, muttering incoherent prayers, and

exposing to the wondering eyes of the commissioners their linen all

dripping with green moisture, and their knuckles red with the blows

they had at the same time received from some invisible tormentors.

While they were still speaking, there was a noise like the loudest

thunder, or the firing of a whole park of artillery, upon which they

all fell down upon their knees and implored the protection of the

Almighty. One of the commissioners then arose, the others still

kneeling, and asked in a courageous voice, and in the name of God, who

was there, and what they had done that they should be troubled in that

manner. No answer was returned, and the noises ceased for a while. At

length, however, as the commissioners said, "the devil came again, and

brought with it seven devils worse than itself." Being again in

darkness, they lighted a candle and placed it in the doorway, that it

might throw a light upon the two chambers at once; but it was suddenly

blown out, and one commissioner said that he had "seen the similitude

of a horse's hoof striking the candle and candlestick into the middle

of the chamber, and afterwards making three scrapes on the snuff to put

it out." Upon this, the same person was so bold as to draw his sword;

but he asserted positively that he had hardly withdrawn it from the

scabbard before an invisible hand seized hold of it and tugged with him

for it, and prevailing, struck him so violent a blow with the pommel

that he was quite stunned. Then the noises began again; upon which,

with one accord, they all retired into the presence-chamber, where they

passed the night, praying and singing psalms.

They were by this time convinced that it was useless to struggle any

longer with the powers of evil, that seemed determined to make

Woodstock their own. These things happened on the Saturday night; and,

being repeated on the Sunday, they determined to leave the place

immediately, and return to London. By Tuesday morning early, all their

preparations were completed; and, shaking the dust off their feet, and

devoting Woodstock and all its inhabitants to the infernal gods, they

finally took their departure. [Dr. H. More's Continuation of Glanvil's

Collection of Relations in proof of Witchcraft.]

Many years elapsed before the true cause of these disturbances was

discovered. It was ascertained, at the Restoration, that the whole was

the work of Giles Sharp, the trusty clerk of the commissioners. This

man, whose real name was Joseph Collins, was a concealed royalist, and

had passed his early life within the bowers of Woodstock; so that he

knew every hole and corner of the place, and the numerous trap-doors

and secret passages that abounded in the building. The commissioners,

never suspecting the true state of his opinions, but believing him to

be revolutionary to the back-bone, placed the utmost reliance upon him;

a confidence which he abused in the manner above detailed, to his own

great amusement, and that of the few cavaliers whom he let into the

secret.

Quite as extraordinary and as cleverly managed was the trick played off

at Tedworth, in 1661, at the house of Mr. Mompesson, and which is so

circumstantially narrated by the Rev. Joseph Glanvil, under the title

of "The Demon of Tedworth," and appended, among other proofs of

witchcraft, to his noted work, called "Sadducismus Triumphatus." About

the middle of April, in the year above mentioned, Mr. Mompesson, having

returned to his house, at Tedworth, from a journey he had taken to

London, was informed by his wife, that during his absence they had been

troubled with the most extraordinary noises. Three nights afterwards

he heard the noise himself; and it appeared to him to be that of "a

great knocking at his doors, and on the outside of his walls." He

immediately arose, dressed himself, took down a pair of pistols, and

walked valiantly forth to discover the disturber, under the impression

that it must be a robber: but, as he went, the noise seemed to travel

before or behind him; and, when he arrived at the door from which he

thought it proceeded, he saw nothing, but still heard "a strange hollow

sound." He puzzled his brains for a long time, and searched every

corner of the house; but, discovering nothing, he went to bed again. He

was no sooner snug under the clothes, than the noise began again more

furiously than ever, sounding very much like a "thumping and drumming

on the top of his house, and then by degrees going off into the air."

These things continued for several nights, when it came to the

recollection of Mr. Mompesson that some time before, he had given

orders for the arrest and imprisonment of a wandering drummer, who went

about the country with a large drum, disturbing quiet people and

soliciting alms, and that he had detained the man's drum, and that,

probably, the drummer was a wizard, and had sent evil spirits to haunt

his house, to be revenged of him. He became strengthened in his opinion

every day, especially when the noises assumed, to his fancy, a

resemblance to the beating of a drum, "like that at the breaking up of

a guard." Mrs. Mompesson being brought to bed, the devil, or the

drummer, very kindly and considerately refrained from making the usual

riot; but, as soon as she recovered strength, began again "in a ruder

manner than before, following and vexing the young children, and

beating their bedsteads with so much violence that every one expected

they would fall in pieces." For an hour together, as the worthy Mr.

Mompesson repeated to his wondering neighbours, this infernal drummer

"would beat 'Roundheads and Cuckolds,' the 'Tat-too,' and several other

points of war, as cleverly as any soldier." When this had lasted long

enough, he changed his tactics, and scratched with his iron talons

under the children's bed. "On the 5th of November," says the Rev.

Joseph Glanvil, "it made a mighty noise; and a servant, observing two

boards in the children's room seeming to move, he bid it give him one

of them. Upon which the board came (nothing moving it, that he saw),

within a yard of him. The man added, 'Nay, let me have it in my hand;'

upon which the spirit, devil, or drummer pushed it towards him so

close, that he might touch it. "This," continues Glanvil, "was in the

day-time, and was seen by a whole room full of people. That morning it

left a sulphureous smell behind it, which was very offensive. At night

the minister, one Mr. Cragg, and several of the neighhours, came to the

house, on a visit. Mr. Cragg went to prayers with them, kneeling at the

children's bedside, where it then became very troublesome and loud.

During prayer time, the spirit withdrew into the cock-loft, but

returned as soon as prayers were done; and then, in sight of the

company, the chairs walked about the room of themselves, the children's

shoes were hurled over their heads, and every loose thing moved about

the chamber. At the same time, a bed-staff was thrown at the minister,

which hit him on the leg, but so favourably, that a lock of wool could

not have fallen more softly." On another occasion, the blacksmith of

the village, a fellow who cared neither for ghost nor devil, slept with

John, the footman, that he also might hear the disturbances, and be

cured of his incredulity, when there "came a noise in the room, as if

one had been shoeing a horse, and somewhat came, as it were, with a

pair of pincers," snipping and snapping at the poor blacksmith's nose

the greater part of the night. Next day it came, panting like a dog out

of breath; upon which some woman present took a bed-staff to knock at

it, "which was caught suddenly out of her hand, and thrown away; and

company coming up, the room was presently filled with a bloomy noisome

smell, and was very hot, though without fire, in a very sharp and

severe winter. It continued in the bed, panting and scratching for an

hour and a half, and then went into the next room, where it knocked a

little, and seemed to rattle a chain."

The rumour of these wonderful occurrences soon spread all over the

country, and people from far and near flocked to the haunted house of

Tedworth, to believe or doubt, as their natures led them, but all

filled with intense curiosity. It appears, too, that the fame of these

events reached the royal ear, and that some gentlemen were sent by the

King to investigate the circumstances, and draw up a report of what

they saw or heard. Whether the royal commissioners were more sensible

men than the neighbours of Mr. Mompesson, and required more clear and

positive evidence than they, or whether the powers with which they were

armed to punish anybody who might be found carrying on this deception,

frightened the evil-doers, is not certain; but Glanvil himself

reluctantly confesses, that all the time they were in the house, the

noises ceased, and nothing was heard or seen. "However," says he, "as

to the quiet of the house when the courtiers were there, the

intermission may have been accidental, or perhaps the demon was not

willing to give so public a testimony of those transactions which might

possibly convince those who, he had rather, should continue in unbelief

of his existence."

As soon as the royal commissioners took their departure, the infernal

drummer re-commenced his antics, and hundreds of persons were daily

present to hear and wonder. Mr. Mompesson's servant was so fortunate as

not only to hear, but to see this pertinacious demon; for it came and

stood at the foot of his bed. "The exact shape and proportion of it he

could not discover; but he saw a great body, with two red and glaring

eyes, which, for some time, were fixed steadily on him, and at length

disappeared." Innumerable were the antics it played. Once it purred

like a cat; beat the children's legs black and blue; put a long spike

into Mr. Mompesson's bed, and a knife into his mother's; filled the

porrengers with ashes; hid a Bible under the grate; and turned the

money black in people's pockets. "One night," said Mr. Mompesson, in a

letter to Mr. Glanvil, "there were seven or eight of these devils in

the shape of men, who, as soon as a gun was fired, would shuffle away

into an arbour;" a circumstance which might have convinced Mr.

Mompesson of the mortal nature of his persecutors, if he had not been

of the number of those worse than blind, who shut their eyes and refuse

to see.

In the mean time the drummer, the supposed cause of all the mischief,

passed his time in Gloucester gaol, whither he had been committed as a

rogue and a vagabond. Being visited one day by some person from the

neighbourhood of Tedworth, he asked what was the news in Wiltshire, and

whether people did not talk a great deal about a drumming in a

gentleman's house there? The visiter replied, that he heard of nothing

else; upon which the drummer observed, "I have done it; I have thus

plagued him; and he shall never be quiet until he hath made me

satisfaction for taking away my drum." No doubt the fellow, who seems

to have been a gipsy, spoke the truth, and that the gang of which he

was a member knew more about the noises at Mr. Mompesson's house than

anybody else. Upon these words, however, he was brought to trial at

Salisbury, for witchcraft; and, being found guilty, was sentenced to

transportation; a sentence which, for its leniency, excited no little

wonder in that age, when such an accusation, whether proved or not,

generally insured the stake or the gibbet. Glanvil says, that the

noises ceased immediately the drummer was sent beyond the seas; but

that, some how or other, he managed to return from transportation; "by

raising storms and affrighting the seamen, it was said;" when the

disturbances were forthwith renewed, and continued at intervals for

several years. Certainly, if the confederates of this roving gipsy were

so pertinacious in tormenting poor weak Mr. Mompesson, their

pertinacity is a most extraordinary instance of what revenge is capable

of. It was believed by many, at the time, that Mr. Mompesson himself

was privy to the whole matter, and permitted and encouraged these

tricks in his house for the sake of notoriety; but it seems more

probable that the gipsies were the real delinquents, and that Mr.

Mompesson was as much alarmed and bewildered as his credulous

neighhours, whose excited imaginations conjured up no small portion of

these stories,

"Which rolled, and as they rolled, grew larger every hour."

Many instances, of a similar kind, during the seventeenth century,

might be gleaned from Glanvil and other writers of that period; but

they do not differ sufficiently from these to justify a detail of them.

The most famous of all haunted houses acquired its notoriety much

nearer our own time; and the circumstances connected with it are so

curious, and afford so fair a specimen of the easy credulity even of

well-informed and sensible people, as to merit a little notice in this

chapter. The Cock Lane Ghost, as it was called, kept London in

commotion for a considerable time, and was the theme of conversation

among the learned and the illiterate, and in every circle, from that of

the prince to that of the peasant.

At the commencement of the year 1760, there resided in Cock Lane, near

West Smithfield, in the house of one Parsons, the parish clerk of St.

Sepulchre's, a stockbroker, named Kent. The wife of this gentleman had

died in child-bed during the previous year, and his sister-in-law, Miss

Fanny, had arrived from Norfolk to keep his house for him. They soon

conceived a mutual affection, and each of them made a will in the

other's favour. They lived some months in the house of Parsons, who,

being a needy man, borrowed money of his lodger. Some difference arose

betwixt them, and Mr. Kent left the house, and instituted legal

proceedings against the parish clerk for the recovery of his money.

While this matter was yet pending, Miss Fanny was suddenly taken ill of

the small-pox; and, notwithstanding every care and attention, she died

in a few days, and was buried in a vault under Clerkenwell church.

Parsons now began to hint that the poor lady had come unfairly by her

death, and that Mr. Kent was accessory to it, from his too great

eagerness to enter into possession of the property she had bequeathed

him. Nothing further was said for nearly two years; but it would appear

that Parsons was of so revengeful a character, that he had never

forgotten or forgiven his differences with Mr. Kent, and the indignity

of having been sued for the borrowed money. The strong passions of

pride and avarice were silently at work during all that interval,

hatching schemes of revenge, but dismissing them one after the other as

impracticable, until, at last, a notable one suggested itself. About

the beginning of the year 1762, the alarm was spread over all the

neighbourhood of Cock Lane, that the house of Parsons was haunted by

the ghost of poor Fanny, and that the daughter of Parsons, a girl about

twelve years of age, had several times seen and conversed with the

spirit, who had, moreover, informed her, that she had not died of the

smallpox, as was currently reported, but of poison, administered by Mr.

Kent. Parsons, who originated, took good care to countenance these

reports; and, in answer to numerous inquiries, said his house was every

night, and had been for two years, in fact, ever since the death of

Fanny, troubled by a loud knocking at the doors and in the walls.

Having thus prepared the ignorant and credulous neighhours to believe

or exaggerate for themselves what he had told them, he sent for a

gentleman of a higher class in life, to come and witness these

extraordinary occurrences. The gentleman came accordingly, and found

the daughter of Parsons, to whom the spirit alone appeared, and whom

alone it answered, in bed, trembling violently, having just seen the

ghost, and been again informed that she had died from poison. A loud

knocking was also heard from every part of the chamber, which so

mystified the not very clear understanding of the visiter, that he

departed, afraid to doubt and ashamed to believe, but with a promise to

bring the clergyman of the parish and several other gentlemen on the

following day, to report upon the mystery.

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