Terumti--umti--umti--umti--wife,
Terumti--umti--umti--umti--flat;
Teroodle--oodle--oodle--What a life!
Terumti--oodle--umti--oodle--cat (or drat);
Teroodle--umti--oodle--umti--knife (or strife);
Where have they put my hat?
All that remains now is to fill in the umti-oodles, and I can't be
bothered to do that. There is nothing in it.