There sits a little demon
Above the Admiralty,
To take the news of seamen
Seafaring on the sea;
So all the folk aboard-ships
Five hundred miles away
Can pitch it to their Lordships
At any time of day.
The cruisers prowl observant;
Their crackling whispers go;
The demon says, "Your servant,"
And lets their Lordships know;
A fog's come down off Flanders?
A something showed off Wick?
The captains and commanders
Can speak their Lordships quick.
The demon sits a-waking;
Look up above Whitehall--
E'en now, mayhap, he's taking
The Greatest Word of all;
From smiling folk aboard-ships
He ticks it off the reel:--
"An' may it please your Lordships,
A Fleet's put out o' Kiel!"
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"Much indecision prevails as to what the value of sultanas will be
in the near future."
_Daily Telegraph._
What the Germans want to know is the price of Sultans.
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