BEGBIE REBUKED.

Fleet Street was thrilled to the depths of its deepest inkpot last week

when it read in _The Daily Chronicle_ of the historic meeting between

Mr. HAROLD BEGBIE and Mr. W. J. BRYAN in New York. The sensation was

caused not so much by the announcement that Mr. BRYAN "has the long

mouth of the orator, the lips swelling and protruding as he speaks,

thinning and compressing when he is silent," or that "the full and heavy

neck, which seems to be part of the face, is corded with muscles,"

although either of those statements is startling enough. Nor was it Mr.

BEGBIE'S struggle to decide whether he should devote his attention to

the great statesman or to the railway station in which they met, the

statesman being selected only just in time. No, what nearly stopped the

clock of St. Bride's church was this paragraph in Mr. BEGBIE'S record of

the event: "At this point I asked quite innocently, and with a real

desire for information, an obvious but indiscreet question, which Mr.

BRYAN rebuked me for asking, reminding me that he was a member of the

Government."

What a subject for an Academy painting in oils! Or, if MILTON had been

living at this hour, how he would have immortalised the touching scene!

A desire to present to our readers some fuller details of this

world-staggering event prompted us to cable to a few correspondents in

New York. One cables back: "The scene was dramatic in the extreme. The

journalist, his big blue eyes brimming with innocence, gently breathed

his question, when the great statesman shook his shaggy mane and roared

out his rebuke like a lion in pain. The journalist's apologetic gesture

was one of the most delicate things I have ever seen."

Another tells us:--"When Mr. BEGBIE put his question so great a

stillness reigned throughout the crowded railway station that you could

have heard a goods-train shunt." Mr. BRYAN looked long and earnestly at

the journalist, then, placing his hand affectionately on his shoulder,

he said to him in a throbbing voice, "Oh, HAROLD, how can you?"

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"THE INCORRIGIBLES."

"The enemy made attacks, but each effort was repulsed with great

laughter."--_Star._

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"One recalls in this connection the statement made by Alexander the

Great, that Napoleon's invasion of Russia was defeated not by the

Cossacks, but by Generals January and February."--_Stock Exchange

Gazette._

This reminds us of CÆSAR'S comment on the sack of

Louvain:--"_Magnificens est, sed non bellum._"

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