MAY-FAIR.

The great May-fair was formerly held near Piccadilly. An antiquary,

(shudder not, good reader, at the chilling name--he was a kind soul,)

Mr. Carter, describes this place in an interesting communication, dated

the 6th of March, 1816, to his valued friend, the venerable “Sylvanus

Urban.” “Fifty years have passed away since this place of amusement was

at its height of attraction: the spot where the fair was held still

retains the name of May-fair, and exists in much the same state as at

the above period: for instance, Shepherd’s market, and houses

surrounding it on the north and east sides, with White Horse-street,

Shepherd’s-court, Sun-court, Market-court. Westwards an open space

extending to Tyburn (now Park) lane, since built upon, in Chapel-street,

Shepherd’s-street, Market-street, Hertford-street, &c. Southwards, the

noted Ducking-pond, house, and gardens, since built upon, in a large

Riding-school, Carrington-street, (the noted Kitty Fisher lived in this

street,) &c. The market-house consisted of two stories; first story, a

long and cross aisle, for butcher’s shops, externally, other shops

connected with culinary purposes; second story, used as a theatre at

fair-time, for dramatic performances. My recollection serves to raise

before me the representation of the ‘Revenge,’ in which the only object

left on remembrance is the ‘black man,’ Zanga. Below, the butchers gave

place to toy-men and gingerbread-bakers. At present, the upper story is

unfloored, the lower ditto nearly deserted by the butchers, and their

shops occupied by needy peddling dealers in small wares; in truth, a

most deplorable contrast to what once was such a point of allurement. In

the areas encompassing the market-building were booths for jugglers,

prize-fighters, both at cudgels and back-sword, boxing-matches, and wild

beasts. The sports not under cover were mountebanks, fire-eaters,

ass-racing, sausage-tables, dice-tables, up-and-downs, merry-go-rounds,

bull-baiting, grinning for a hat, running for a shift, hasty-pudding

eaters, eel-divers, and an infinite variety of other similar pastimes.

Among the extraordinary and wonderful delights of the happy spot, take

the following items, which still hold a place within my mind, though I

cannot affirm they all occurred at one precise season. The account may

be relied on, as I was born, and passed my youthful days in the

vicinity, in Piccadilly, (Carter’s Statuary,) two doors from the south

end of White Horse-street, since rebuilt (occupied at present by lady

Pulteney).--Before a large commodious house, with a good disposure of

walks, arbours, and alcoves, was an area, with an extensive bason of

water, otherwise ‘_Ducking-pond_,’ for the recreation of lovers of that

_polite_ and _humane_ sport. Persons who came with their dogs paid a

trifling fee for admission, and were considered the chief patrons and

supporters of the pond; others, who visited the place as mere

spectators, paid a double fee. A duck was put into the pond by the

master of the hunt; the several dogs were then let loose, to seize the

bird. For a long time they made the attempt in vain; for, when they came

near the devoted victim, she dived under water, and eluded their

remorseless fangs. Herein consisted the _extreme felicity_ of the

_interesting_ scene. At length, some dog more expert than the rest,

caught the feathered prize, and bore it away, amidst the loudest

acclamations, to its most fortunate and envied master. This diversion

was held in such high repute about the reign of Charles II., that he,

and many of his prime nobility, did not disdain to be present, and

partake, with their dogs, of the _elegant entertainment_. In Mrs. Behn’s

play of ‘Sir Patient Fancy,’ (written at the above period,) a sir

Credulous Easy talks about a cobbler, his dog-tutor, and his expectation

of soon becoming ‘the duke of Ducking-pond.’--A ‘_Mountebanks’ Stage_’

was erected opposite the Three Jolly Butchers’ public-house, (on the

east side of the market area, now the King’s Arms.) Here Woodward, the

inimitable comedian and harlequin, made his first appearance as

merry-andrew; from these humble boards he soon after found his way to

Covent-garden theatre.--Then there was ‘_Beheading of Puppets_.’ In a

coal-shed attached to a grocer’s shop, (then Mr. Frith’s, now Mr.

Frampton’s,) one of these mock executions was exposed to the attending

crowd. A shutter was fixed horizontally; on the edge of which, after

many previous ceremonies, a puppet laid its head, and another puppet

then instantly chopped it off with an axe. In a circular

staircase-window, at the north end of Sun-court, a similar performance

took place by another set of puppets. The condemned puppet bowed its

head to the cill which, as above, was soon decapitated. In these

representations, the late punishment of the Scotch chieftain (lord

Lovat) was alluded to, in order to gratify the feelings of southern

loyalty, at the expense of that farther north.--In a fore one-pair room,

on the west side of Sun-court, a Frenchman submitted to the curious the

astonishing strength of the ‘_Strong Woman_,’ his wife. A blacksmith’s

anvil being procured from White Horse-street, with three of the men,

they brought it up, and placed it on the floor. The woman was short, but

most beautifully and delicately formed, and of a most lovely

countenance. She first let down her hair, (a light auburn,) of a length

descending to her knees, which she twisted round the projecting part of

the anvil, and then, with seeming ease, lifted the ponderous weight some

inches from the floor. After this, a bed was laid in the middle of the

room; when, reclining on her back, and uncovering her bosom, the husband

ordered the smiths to place thereon the anvil, and forge upon it a

horse-shoe! This they obeyed; by taking from the fire a red-hot piece of

iron, and with their forging hammers completing the shoe, with the same

might and indifference as when in the shop at their constant labour. The

prostrate fair one appeared to endure this with the utmost composure,

talking and singing during the whole process; then, with an effort which

to the by-standers seemed like some supernatural trial, cast the anvil

from off her body, jumping up at the same moment with extreme gaiety,

and without the least discomposure of her dress or person. That no trick

or collusion could possibly be practised on the occasion was obvious,

from the following evidence:--The audience stood promiscuously about the

room, among whom were our family and friends; the smiths were utter

strangers to the Frenchman, but known to us; therefore the several

efforts of strength must have proceeded from the natural and surprising

power this foreign dame was possessed of. She next put her naked feet on

a red-hot salamander, without receiving the least injury: but this is a

feat familiar with us at this time. Here this kind of gratification to

the senses concluded.--Here, too, was ‘_Tiddy-doll_.’

[Illustration: ~Tiddy Diddy Doll--loll, loll, loll.~]

This celebrated vender of gingerbread, from his eccentricity of

character, and extensive dealings in his way, was always hailed as the

king of itinerant tradesmen.[127] In his person he was tall, well made,

and his features handsome. He affected to dress like a person of rank;

white gold laced suit of clothes, laced ruffled shirt, laced hat and

feather, white silk stockings, with the addition of a fine white apron.

Among his harangues to gain customers, take this as a specimen:--

‘Mary, Mary, where are you _now_, Mary? I live, when at home, at the

second house in Little Ball-street, two steps under ground, with a

wiscum, riscum, and a why-not. Walk in, ladies and gentlemen; my shop is

on the second-floor backwards, with a brass knocker at the door. Here is

your nice gingerbread, your spice gingerbread; it will melt in your

mouth like a red-hot brickbat, and rumble in your inside like Punch and

his wheelbarrow.’ He always finished his address by singing this fag end

of some popular ballad:--

[Music: Allegretto.

Ti-tid-dy, ti-ti, ti-tid-dy, ti-ti, ti-tid-dy, ti-ti,

tid-dy did-dy dol-lol, ti-tid-dy ti-tid-dy ti-ti,

tid-dy tid-dy, dol.]

Hence arose his nickname of ‘_Tiddy-doll_.’ In Hogarth’s print of the

execution of the ‘Idle ’Prentice,’ at Tyburn, _Tiddy-doll_ is seen

holding up a gingerbread cake with his left hand, his right being within

his coat, and addressing the mob in his usual way:--‘Mary, Mary,’ &c.

His costume agrees with the aforesaid description. For many years, (and

perhaps at present,) allusions were made to his name, as thus:--‘You are

so fine, (to a person dressed out of character,) you look like

Tiddy-doll. You are as tawdry as Tiddy-doll. You are quite Tiddy-doll,’

&c.--Soon after the late lord Coventry occupied the house, corner of

Engine-street, Piccadilly, (built by sir Henry Hunlocke, Bart., on the

site of a large ancient inn, called the Greyhound;) he being annoyed

with the unceasing uproar, night and day, during the fair, (the whole

month of May,) procured, I know not by what means, the entire abolition

of this festival of ‘misrule’ and disorder.”

The engraving here given is from an old print of _Tiddy-doll_; it is

presumed, that the readers of the _Every-Day Book_ will look at it with

interest.

The Every-day Book and Table Book, v. 1 (of 3) or Everlasting Calendar of Popular Amusements, Sports, Pastimes, Ceremonies, Manners, Customs and Events, Incident to Each of the Three Hundred and Sixty-five Days, in past and Present Times; Forming a Complete History of the Year, Month, and Seasons, and a Perpetual Key to the Almanac · 第 348 / 982 题