CHAPTER IX.

"Dodd" went to school to Amy Kelly faithfully all that summer. He was

neither tardy nor absent during the term, and when school was over it

seemed to him as though something was gone out of his life; something

that he would have liked to keep always.

But in the fall Elder Weaver was sufficiently rejuvenated to enter the

field again, and after conference he once more set out on his

peregrinations. For several years thereafter it was true of him as it

is of so many of his kind--he was "just two years in a place, and then

forever moving."

This gave "Dodd" a change of pedagogic administration on an average

once a year; for each village would usually manage to change teachers

on the off years, at least, when they didn't change preachers, and so

keep up the principle of rotation in office, which is so dear to the

average American heart. What a glorious thing the fickle will of the

people is in some of its petty phases!

A change of teacher once a year, however, is not beyond the average of

pupils in this country. I know of schools where the pupils, change

teachers six times a day, every school day in the year, besides now and

then an extra when a principal or a superintendent turns himself loose

on them for an hour or two in a term! Dodd's quota of changes should

not, therefore, be regarded as extravagant; that is, according to some

of the "authorities."

In after years the memory of those four months with Amy Kelly remained

with the boy, an oasis in the trackless Sahara of his school life. In

this dreary expanse now and then a shadow of hope arose, as if to lure

him on, as some new teacher came up over his horizon, but in the main

these all proved delusions, mirages that glittered at phantom

distances, but faded away into empty nothingness as he took a nearer

view of them. This constant cheating of his vision, this deferring of

his hope, in time made his heart sick, and he gradually relapsed into

his old hatred of books and schools and school teachers and all that

pertained thereto.

There was prim Miss Spinacher, thin as a lath and bony, with hands that

you could almost see through and fingers that rattled against each

other when she shook one threateningly at a boy or girl. She had a

hobby of keeping her pupils perpetually front face, and of having them

sit up straight all the time, with folded arms, so that her school room

always had the appearance of a deal board stuck full of stiff pegs, all

in rows, every one as tight in its place as a wedge and never to be

moved on any account whatever.

Right opposite to the school house where this woman taught was a rich

man's residence, in the front yard of which there stood a marble

statue, a bronze deer, a cast-iron dog and a stone rabbit. "Dodd" used

to look over to these when he was very tired from sitting up so

straight so long, and wish that Miss Spinacher had a roomful of such

for pupils. It would have been as well for her and "Dodd" and the rest

of the school if she had. Perhaps it would have been better! Yet you

all know Miss Spinacher, don't you, ladies and gentlemen?

Again, he fell into the hands of Mr. Sliman, whose sole end and aim in

life as a school teacher was the extermination of whispering. For this

purpose he had devised a set of rules, which he had printed in full and

sent all over town to every patron of the school.

The "self-reporting" system was the hobby of this man. "Dodd" told the

truth to him for a few evenings, at roll-call, acknowledging that he

had whispered, as he and all the rest of the pupils had; but he soon

observed that it was the custom of most of the boys and girls to

falsify about their conduct, and that they got great glory thereby.

He took up this custom himself ere long. It troubled his conscience a

good deal at first, but by dint of constant daily practice he got so

that he could look his teacher squarely in the eye and answer "perfect"

as well as any one, even if he had whispered the whole day through, and

knew that the man who recorded his mark knew he had and set down a

clean record for the sake of having a good score to show to visitors!

Oh, Mr. Sliman, you were very sharp, weren't you? You thought you did

your little trick so cleverly that no one would find you out, but your

kind always think that!

It did make a fine showing for visitors, this clean whispering record

of yours, and it was a fine thing for you to talk about at teachers'

meetings, where you boasted to your fellows of what you had done, and

looked so honest, and made them all feel so envious, as you drew forth

your record-book from next your shiny shirt-bosom, and showed how there

was no denying your statement, for the testimony was all down in black

and white! It was all very nice, but it was very, very bad, for all

that.

You knew it was, too, and most of us who heard you brag knew it was;

but that didn't make very much difference, because we were old and

could stand it, and as for you--the less said the better.

But not so with "Dodd."

Here was where the harm came in, you wicked man. You evolved the lying

element of this boy's nature. Heaven knows that he had enough of this

naturally, as I have plainly stated in the early chapters of this

story; but you forced a hot-bed growth out of the seeds of falsehood

that were lying dormant in "Dodd's" young mind.

Amy Kelly had covered these up, under the foundation walls of truth, so

deep that if you had built on what she started the germs would have

died where they lay. But no, you threw down the square blocks that Amy

had laid with so much care; you spread the dung of deception over the

dying seeds, and by the help of the unnatural heat which this foulness

generated, brooding down from above, you sprouted the germs of untruth

in the boy's soul, and set a-growing plants whose roots run down into

hell!

You taught "Dodd" Weaver to believe that a lie was better than the

truth; that it would serve him better; bring him more glory; make him

stand better in the eyes of his fellows, and that no one could find him

out in all this trickery and deception.

"Dodd" learned in your school; O, yes; he learned that which it took

him many years to forget, and you are to blame for it. Some day I hope

you may be compelled to face that lying old record of yours and that

lightning flashes of guilt may be made to blaze into your treacherous

eyes from out those pages that looked so clean when you showed them

off, while the thunder of outraged truth rolls about your head till

your teeth chatter in your mouth and your bones shake in your deceitful

skin.

You see things must be made even somehow, and somewhere, and such a

sinner as you have been deserves all this and more too.

Then, there was Mr. Sharp, who kept green and growing the shoots that

Mr. Sliman had sprouted. "Attendance" was Mr. Sharp's hobby. He kept

a blackboard in the front hall of his school house, where it would be

the first thing any one would see when he came into the building, and

on this he scored the record of attendance every day.

There was no harm in that, I am sure; but then, this teacher used to

keep the clock a little slower than town time, and besides, be had a

way of ringing bells and bells at morning and at noon, and of not

counting as tardy any one who got into the building any time before the

ringing of the last bell, which really did not go off until some

minutes after it should have done; and then there was the back way of

written excuses, by which a fellow could sneak up in the rear and rub

out a mark that really stood against him, and not have it count on the

board down in the hall; and absences of a certain character were not

counted either. So, take it all in all, "Dodd" saw clearly that the

shown record and the real record were not the same things by a long

way, but that it was the former on which Mr. Sharp relied for his power

and glory with the patrons of the school, and before the board of

education. So it was that Mr. Sharp watered what Mr. Sliman planted,

and "Dodd" had to stand it all.

And then there was Miss Slack, and Miss Trotter, and Mr. Skimpole (a

lineal descendant of the urbane Harold), and Mr. Looseley, and Mr.

Rattler, and Striker, and Bluffer, and Smiley; all these took a hand at

the mill that was rolling out the character of "Dodd" Weaver, and there

are marks of their varied crankings upon him to this day.

One year he fell into the hands of old Mrs. Heighten. She was a widow

who had been rich, but was now poor, and who had a place in the schools

because she needed it. She was so much like all the rest of this sort

that she need not be further described, and were it not for one

characteristic she should remain in oblivion, so far as this record is

concerned. But for this I must have her out.

She was poor and really a proud beggar of public charity, yet she was

of such genteel and lofty birth and bearing that teaching was a bore to

her. She really despised and hated her pupils, and they returned these

sentiments with interest. There was always rebellion in her room, and

to suppress it she resorted to all sorts of penalties and punishments.

She used to make pupils stand on the floor and extend an arm on a level

with the shoulder, and so hold a book till it seemed as if the arm

would break off. She herself stood by with a pin in her hand,

meanwhile, holding it at a slight distance below the extended arm and

sticking it into the hand of the suffering one if the aching member

were lowered an inch.

O Dante, you didn't begin to exhaust the possibilities of outrageous

punishments in all you saw in the infernal regions. Old Mrs. Heighten

could give you several points that you never dreamed of, and not tax

her powers of ingenuity very much either.

Yet "Dodd" worked the genius of this respectable old beldame to the

very verge of bankruptcy. She tried device after device upon the boy,

till at last it got to be a kind of race between the two as to which

should win. The old lady had no genuine interest in the welfare of her

pupil. He annoyed her and she wanted to rid herself of the annoyance.

That is a simple statement of the case from her side. As for "Dodd,"

he delighted in tormenting her as he would in teasing a snake. To be

sure there was danger in the sport, but boys are fond of danger,

especially if it promises fun.

So the days wore on, till at last the case became unbearable, and

"Dodd" was "suspended." Oh! but that was hard on the boy! It hurt him

terribly! The suspension came when the skating of the winter was the

very best, and "Dodd" skated the vacation away, and felt, Oh, so badly

about being out of school!

When the week of suspension was over he came back, fuller of the devil

than ever, and during a single forenoon did more mischief than he had

before been capable of perpetrating in a month. He was fourteen now, a

stout chunk of a boy, awkward, defiant, and reckless. He stayed in

school two days this time, and was again suspended. He came back once

more after that and was then expelled. He left school with a whoop and

was on the streets most of the time thereafter. It was then that his

reputation as a bad boy began to grow rapidly. He frequented the depot

of the town and was on speaking terms with the railroad employes of the

line. He chewed tobacco in great mouthfuls, swore a great deal, and

spent his days in loafing. He had plans for going on the road as a

brakeman when he became a year or two older. Every day he sunk lower

and people shook their heads and said, "How his mother's heart must

ache!"

But old Mrs. Heighten drew her $55 a month just the same, right along;

and her daughter Amanda, who never did an honest day's work in all her

life, but lived in idleness, supported by the aforesaid $55--she was

the pride of the town. She went to church every Sunday and sang in the

choir, and at charity fairs she always stood behind the prettiest

table, dressed in the prettiest clothes, and smiled and blushed and

seemed so innocent and coy. And there were rich young men who hung

about her, and Amanda smiled on them, too, and people said, "What a

lovely girl!" And her mother hoped that her daughter might marry one

of these rich young men; it didn't make much difference which, so long

as he was rich and could keep Amanda in idleness, while she could go

and live on his bounty and quit the school room that she hated and have

a rosewood coffin and plenty of carriages at her funeral.

But until all these things were accomplished the old lady "had to have

a place," and Amanda lolled about in idleness.

Meantime "Dodd" "waxed worse and worse."

Do you see any relation between "Dodd" and Amanda, good folks? If you

do, remember that this boy was only one of scores of pupils that had to

suffer, substantially as he did, that the poor and proud Mrs. Heighten

and her lazy daughter Amanda might continue to keep up appearances, and

still have a chance to sponge a living off some man at the expense of a

legal relation which it is sacrilege to call marriage.

Out upon such proud and lazy frauds, every one of them, whose worthless

lives are sustained by the destruction of the characters of children

like "Dodd" Weaver, and all the rest who fall under such tuition!

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