Ought to Be Hammered

But as long as we speak of it as a cloudy conclusion, come to by an

anonymous club called Parliament, or a masked tribunal called the

Cabinet, we shall never get such a wrong righted. Somebody is officially

responsible for the unfairness; and that somebody ought to be hammered.

The other example, less important but more ludicrous, is the silly

boycott of Germans in England, extending even to German music. I do

not believe for a moment that the English people feel any such insane

fastidiousness. Are the English artists who practise the particularly

English art of water-colour to be forbidden to use Prussian blue? Are

all old ladies to shoot their Pomeranian dogs? But though England would

laugh at this, she will get the credit of it, and will continue: until

we ask who the actual persons are who feel sure that we should shudder

at a ballad of the Rhine. It is certain that we should find they

are capitalists. It is very probable that we should find they are

foreigners.

Some days ago the Official Council of the Independent Labour Party, or

the Independent Council of the Official Labour Party, or the Independent

and Official Council of the Labour Party (I have got quite nervous about

these names and distinctions; but they all seem to say the same thing)

began their manifesto by saying it would be difficult to assign the

degrees of responsibility which each nation had for the outbreak of the

war. Afterwards, a writer in the “Christian Commonwealth,” lamenting

war in the name of Labour, but in the language of my own romantic

middle-class, said that all the nations must share the responsibility

for this great calamity of war. Now exactly as long as we go on talking

like that we shall have war after war, and calamity after calamity,

until the crack of doom. It simply amounts to a promise of pardon to

any person who will start a quarrel. It is an amnesty for assassins. The

moment any man assaults any other man he makes all the other men as

bad as himself. He has only to stab, and to vanish in a fog of

forgetfulness. The real eagles of iron, the predatory Empires, will be

delighted with this doctrine. They will applaud the Labour Concert or

Committee, or whatever it is called. They will willingly take all the

crime, with only a quarter of the conscience: they will be as ready to

share the memory as they are to share the spoil. The Powers will divide

responsibility as calmly as they divided Poland.

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