The English Irish Souldier

_With his new Discipline, new Armes, old Stomacke, and new taken

pillage, who had rather Eate than Fight._

If any Souldate [106.]

think I do appeare,

In this strange Armes

and posture, as a Jeere,

Let him advance up to me

he shall see,

Ile stop his mouth

and we wil both agree.

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Our Skirmish ended

our Enemies fled or slaine

Pillage wee cry then,

for the Souldiers game,

And this compleat Artillery

I have got,

The best of Souldiers,

I think, hateth not.

My Martiall Armes

dealt I amongst my foes

With this I charged stand

'gainst hungers blowes;

This is Munition

if a Souldier lacke,

He fights like _Iohn a dreams_[F. 201]

or Lent's thin _Jacke_.[F. 202]

All safe and cleare,

my true Arms rest awhile,

And welcome pillage

you have foes to soile.

This Pot, my Helmet,

must not be forsaken,

For loe I seiz'd it

full of Hens and Bacon.

Rebels for Rebels drest it

but our hot rost

Made them to flye

and now they kisse the post.

And better that to kisse

than stay for Pullets

And have their bellies

cram'd with leaden bullets.

This fowle my Feather is,

who wins most fame,

To weare a pretty Duck

he need not shame;

This Spit my well chargd

Musket with a Goose,

Now cryes come eate me,

let your stomacks loose.

This Dripping Pan's my

target, and this Hartichoke

My Basket-hilted blade

can make 'em smoake,

And make them slash and cut

who most Home puts,

Ile most my fury

sheath into his guts.

This Forke my Rest is,

and my Bandaleers

Canary Bottles,

that can quell base feares,

And make us quaffe downe

danger, if this not doe,

What is it then? can raise

a spiritt into fearfull men.

This Match are linkes

to light down to my belly

Wherein are darksome chinks

as I may tell yee,

Or Sassages, or Puddings,

choose you which,

An excellent Needle,

Hungers wounds to stitch.

These my Supporters,

garter'd with black pots,

Can steele the nose

& purg the brain of plots;

These tosts my shooestrings,

steept in this strong fog,

Is able of themselves

to foxe a Dog.

These Armes being vanisht,

once againe appeare

A true and faithful Souldier

_As you were_;

But if this wants,

and that we have no biting

In our best Armours

we make sorry fighting.

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