VI: PLEASURES

We have heard a great deal, since 1914, about the things which are a

menace to civilization. First it was Prussian militarism; then the

Germans at large; then the prolongation of the war; then the shortening

of the same; then, after a time, the Treaty of Versailles; then French

militarism—with, all the while, a running accompaniment of such minor

menaces as Prohibition, Lord Northcliffe, Mr. Bryan, Comstockery....

Civilization, however, has resisted the combined attacks of these

enemies wonderfully well. For still, in 1923, it stands not so very far

from where it stood in that “giant age before the flood” of nine years

since. Where, in relation to Neanderthal on the one hand and Athens on

the other, where precisely it stood _then_ is a question which each may

answer according to his taste. The important fact is that these menaces

to our civilization, such as it is—menaces including the largest war and

the stupidest peace known to history—have confined themselves in most

places and up till now to mere threats, barking more furiously than they

bite.

No, the dangers which confront our civilization are not so much the

external dangers—wild men, wars and the bankruptcy that wars bring after

them. The most alarming dangers are those which menace it from within,

that threaten the mind rather than the body and estate of contemporary

man.

Of all the various poisons which modern civilization, by a process of

auto-intoxication, brews quietly up within its own bowels, few, it seems

to me, are more deadly (while none appears more harmless) than that

curious and appalling thing that is technically known as “pleasure.”

“Pleasure” (I place the word between inverted commas to show that I

mean, not real pleasure, but the organized activities officially known

by the same name) “pleasure”—what nightmare visions the word evokes!

Like every man of sense and good feeling, I abominate work. But I would

rather put in eight hours a day at a Government office than be condemned

to lead a life of “pleasure”; I would even, I believe, prefer to write a

million words of journalism a year.

The horrors of modern “pleasure” arise from the fact that every kind of

organized distraction tends to become progressively more and more

imbecile. There was a time when people indulged themselves with

distractions requiring the expense of a certain intellectual effort. In

the seventeenth century, for example, royal personages and their

courtiers took a real delight in listening to erudite sermons (Dr.

Donne’s, for example) and academical disputes on points of theology or

metaphysics. Part of the entertainment offered to the Prince Palatine,

on the occasion of his marriage with James 1.’s daughter, was a

syllogistic argumentation, on I forget what philosophical theme, between

the amiable Lord Keeper Williams and a troop of minor Cambridge

logicians. Imagine the feelings of a contemporary prince, if a loyal

University were to offer him a similar entertainment!

Royal personages were not the only people who enjoyed intelligent

pleasures. In Elizabethan times every lady and gentleman of ordinary

culture could be relied upon, at demand, to take his or her part in a

madrigal or a motet. Those who know the enormous complexity and subtlety

of sixteenth-century music will realize what this means. To indulge in

their favourite pastime our ancestors had to exert their minds to an

uncommon degree. Even the uneducated vulgar delighted in pleasures

requiring the exercise of a certain intelligence, individuality and

personal initiative. They listened, for example, to _Othello_, _King

Lear_, and _Hamlet_—apparently with enjoyment and comprehension. They

sang and made much music. And far away, in the remote country, the

peasants, year by year, went through the traditional rites—the dances of

spring and summer, the winter mummings, the ceremonies of harvest

home—appropriate to each successive season. Their pleasures were

intelligent and alive, and it was they who, by their own efforts,

entertained themselves.

We have changed all that. In place of the old pleasures demanding

intelligence and personal initiative, we have vast organizations that

provide us with ready-made distractions—distractions which demand from

pleasure-seekers no personal participation and no intellectual effort of

any sort. To the interminable democracies of the world a million cinemas

bring the same stale balderdash. There have always been fourth-rate

writers and dramatists; but their works, in the past, quickly died

without getting beyond the boundaries of the city or the country in

which they appeared. To-day, the inventions of the scenario-writer go

out from Los Angeles across the whole world. Countless audiences soak

passively in the tepid bath of nonsense. No mental effort is demanded of

them, no participation; they need only sit and keep their eyes open.

Do the democracies want music? In the old days they would have made it

themselves. Now, they merely turn on the gramophone. Or if they are a

little more up-to-date they adjust their wireless telephone to the right

wave-length and listen-in to the fruity contralto at Marconi House,

singing “The Gleaner’s Slumber Song.”

And if they want literature, there is the Press. Nominally, it is true,

the Press exists to impart information. But its real function is to

provide, like the cinema, a distraction which shall occupy the mind

without demanding of it the slightest effort or the fatigue of a single

thought. This function, it must be admitted, it fulfils with an

extraordinary success. It is possible to go on for years and years,

reading two papers every working day and one on Sundays without ever

once being called upon to think or to make any other effort than to move

the eyes, not very attentively, down the printed column.

Certain sections of the community still practise athletic sports in

which individual participation is demanded. Great numbers of the middle

and upper classes play golf and tennis in person and, if they are

sufficiently rich, shoot birds and pursue the fox and go ski-ing in the

Alps. But the vast mass of the community has now come even to sport

vicariously, preferring the watching of football to the fatigues and

dangers of the actual game. All classes, it is true, still dance; but

dance, all the world over, the same steps to the same tunes. The dance

has been scrupulously sterilized of any local or personal individuality.

These effortless pleasures, these ready-made distractions that are the

same for every one over the face of the whole Western world, are surely

a worse menace to our civilization than ever the Germans were. The

working hours of the day are already, for the great majority of human

beings, occupied in the performance of purely mechanical tasks in which

no mental effort, no individuality, no initiative are required. And now,

in the hours of leisure, we turn to distractions as mechanically

stereotyped and demanding as little intelligence and initiative as does

our work. Add such leisure to such work and the sum is a perfect day

which it is a blessed relief to come to the end of.

Self-poisoned in this fashion, civilization looks as though it might

easily decline into a kind of premature senility. With a mind almost

atrophied by lack of use, unable to entertain itself and grown so

wearily uninterested in the ready-made distractions offered from without

that nothing but the grossest stimulants of an ever-increasing violence

and crudity can move it, the democracy of the future will sicken of a

chronic and mortal boredom. It will go, perhaps, the way the Romans

went: the Romans who came at last to lose, precisely as we are doing

now, the capacity to distract themselves; the Romans who, like us, lived

on ready-made entertainments in which they had no participation. Their

deadly ennui demanded ever more gladiators, more tightrope-walking

elephants, more rare and far-fetched animals to be slaughtered. Ours

would demand no less; but owing to the existence of a few idealists,

doesn’t get all it asks for. The most violent forms of entertainment can

only be obtained illicitly; to satisfy a taste for slaughter and cruelty

you must become a member of the Ku Klux Klan. Let us not despair,

however; we may still live to see blood flowing across the stage of the

Hippodrome. The force of a boredom clamouring to be alleviated may yet

prove too much for the idealists.

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