II

Samuel became the sort of college student who in the early

nineties drove tandems and coaches and tallyhos between

Princeton and Yale and New York City to show that they

appreciated the social importance of football games. He believed

passionately in good form--his choosing of gloves, his tying of

ties, his holding of reins were imitated by impressionable

freshmen. Outside of his own set he was considered rather a

snob, but as his set was THE set, it never worried him. He

played football in the autumn, drank high-balls in the winter,

and rowed in the spring. Samuel despised all those who were

merely sportsmen without being gentlemen or merely gentlemen

without being sportsmen.

He lived in New York and often brought home several of his

friends for the week-end. Those were the days of the horse-car

and in case of a crush it was, of course, the proper thing for

any one of Samuel's set to rise and deliver his seat to a

standing lady with a formal bow. One night in Samuel's junior

year he boarded a car with two of his intimates. There were

three vacant seats. When Samuel sat down he noticed a heavy-eyed

laboring man sitting next to him who smelt objectionably of

garlic, sagged slightly against Samuel and, spreading a little

as a tired man will, took up quite too much room.

The car had gone several blocks when it stopped for a quartet of

young girls, and, of course, the three men of the world sprang

to their feet and proffered their seats with due observance of

form. Unfortunately, the laborer, being unacquainted with the

code of neckties and tallyhos, failed to follow their example,

and one young lady was left at an embarrassed stance. Fourteen

eyes glared reproachfully at the barbarian; seven lips curled

slightly; but the object of scorn stared stolidly into the

foreground in sturdy unconsciousness of his despicable conduct.

Samuel was the most violently affected. He was humiliated that

any male should so conduct himself. He spoke aloud.

"There's a lady standing," he said sternly.

That should have been quite enough, but the object of scorn only

looked up blankly. The standing girl tittered and exchanged

nervous glances with her companions. But Samuel was aroused.

"There's a lady standing," he repeated, rather raspingly. The

man seemed to comprehend.

"I pay my fare," he said quietly.

Samuel turned red and his hands clinched, but the conductor was

looking their way, so at a warning nod from his friends he

subsided into sullen gloom.

They reached their destination and left the car, but so did the

laborer, who followed them, swinging his little pail. Seeing his

chance, Samuel no longer resisted his aristocratic inclination.

He turned around and, launching a full-featured, dime-novel

sneer, made a loud remark about the right of the lower animals

to ride with human beings.

In a half-second the workman had dropped his pail and let fly at

him. Unprepared, Samuel took the blow neatly on the jaw and

sprawled full length into the cobblestone gutter.

"Don't laugh at me!" cried his assailant. "I been workin' all

day. I'm tired as hell!"

As he spoke the sudden anger died out of his eyes and the mask

of weariness dropped again over his face. He turned and picked

up his pail. Samuel's friends took a quick step in his direction.

"Wait!" Samuel had risen slowly and was motioning back. Some

time, somewhere, he had been struck like that before. Then he

remembered--Gilly Hood. In the silence, as he dusted himself

off, the whole scene in the room at Andover was before his eyes--

and he knew intuitively that he had been wrong again. This

man's strength, his rest, was the protection of his family. He

had more use for his seat in the street-car than any young girl.

"It's all right," said Samuel gruffly. "Don't touch 'him. I've

been a damn fool."

Of course it took more than an hour, or a week, for Samuel to

rearrange his ideas on the essential importance of good form. At

first he simply admitted that his wrongness had made him

powerless--as it had made him powerless against Gilly--but

eventually his mistake about the workman influenced his entire

attitude. Snobbishness is, after all, merely good breeding grown

dictatorial; so Samuel's code remained but the necessity of

imposing it upon others had faded out in a certain gutter.

Within that year his class had somehow stopped referring to him

as a snob.

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