CHAPTER V

THE ROMANCE OF MELBOURNE

What the over-learned but fascinating Burton, in his “Anatomy of

Melancholy,” wrote of Australia, nearly three centuries ago, remains

true for vast numbers of people in the Old Country to-day--it is a

_terra Australis incognita_. It is not to the credit of Britons that

they know so little of the outlying parts of their great Empire.

Doubtless things have advanced since the day when a London lady said to

a prominent cleric who was leaving England for Melbourne, “So you are

going to preach to the aborigines!” (Poor aborigines--there are very

few of them left. Civilisation is killing them with its manners, as

formerly it murdered them with its guns.) In the remarkable official

“Commonwealth Year-Book” there is contained a series of maps showing

the progress of Australian exploration during the last century. It is

a suggestive study. In 1808 the map was one black mass, indicating

ignorance of the continent, with a white corner in Victoria, showing

the one place known to explorers. At the end of each decade the maps

grow lighter, until the final one published contains only a few black

patches indicating the unexplored country of the great central desert

and of the north-west territory. It is only by comparing the first and

the last maps that the marvellous advance in Australian exploration

becomes manifest. What will the next hundred years bring? The first

hundred years have seen the country opened up to knowledge. Will

the second hundred years see it filled with a happy and prosperous

population?

It seems hardly credible to one who gazes in admiration at the

beautiful modern buildings of Melbourne that less than eighty years ago

there was no vestige of a city there. And it is even more incredible,

in view of the ever-extending suburbs of the city, that sixty years ago

a plot of ground at the top of Collins Street was rejected by a church

on the ground that it was “too far in the bush.” What miracles in

stones and streets have been wrought since then!

At an anniversary dinner in Melbourne recently there was distributed,

as a precious souvenir of the growth of the city, a lithographed copy

of the first agreement made between John Batman and the native chiefs

as to the transfer of an enormous tract of land upon which the Port

Philip settlement was subsequently built. It was a bargain of the

rarest and keenest kind. Little did the chiefs dream, on that memorable

day, what their simple act would involve. For a quantity of knives,

scissors, mirrors, blankets, and other ordinary articles beloved of the

natives, the chiefs agreed to part with no less than 600,000 acres of

rich, grassy land. It was probably the cheapest bargain ever made in

the way of land purchase, if we except the sharp-witted gentlemen at

home who boldly seized common land as their own without so much as the

payment of a pocket-knife or a pair of scissors.

It was not Batman, however, despite his bargain, who was the real

founder of Melbourne. His cheap purchase was speedily disputed by other

Englishmen, who also had great dreams of property. When Pascoe Fawkner

sailed from Tasmania, and after various trials landed on the site where

Melbourne now stands, his fellow-colonists established themselves on

the vacant ground, and thus Melbourne was founded. Various relics of

wooden houses still exist to show what primitive colonial life was in

those days. There are many old folks residing in Melbourne who have

weird stories to tell of the life in that distant time. How they came

out sixty years ago in sailing vessels, the voyage occupying several

months; how they sat with their fathers and mothers on the ground, for

want of better accommodation; how they slept in the bush covered with

cloaks and skins, and surrounded by laughing jackasses, which seemed to

make merry over their misfortunes; how men rapidly rose to fortune, and

sank as rapidly as they had risen; how they have watched the growth of

the great city from a collection of huts and wooden shanties, until it

has become one of the fine cities of the world. Romance! It is not too

highly coloured a word by which to describe their experiences.

History does not record many more rapid developments than that of

Melbourne. In sixty years its population has grown from 11,000 to over

600,000, and the end is not yet. Like all growing children, it has had

its illnesses and set-backs. The “land boom” of 1892–3 ruined many men

who accounted their fortune as firmly settled. Some unfortunates, in

that dreadful crisis brought on by dishonest speculation, lost their

reason and went down to a suicide’s grave. On one black day men who

until that hour were sane and sober went mad and raved and cursed. Some

church folk said what they meant to be their farewell to God on that

mad day. But time is a wonderful healer, and the sun aids time. This

bright and cheerful atmosphere is inimical to pessimism. The laughing

sun and trees and flowers, and the song-filled air, made men forget

their failure. Melbourne has recovered from its stroke. Some of the

most optimistic and exhilarating men I have encountered in this city

are men who lost their all in the “crash.”

As a city Melbourne is a wonderfully attractive place. Its great and

unmistakable feature is airiness. Many of the streets are of a width

that would prepare for some English landowners a fit of apoplexy were

they compelled to build streets on their property upon such an ample

scale. Everything is light, bright, airy, ample. Few people live in

the city itself. Collins Street is the home of doctors, who congregate

together as do members of the same fraternity in Harley Street, London.

In the suburbs, near and distant--and residentially Melbourne is “going

out” farther and farther--all the houses are ample. The “villa” is

evidently the favourite type of house, and is affected by rich and

poor. A villa is the Melbourne name for a bungalow. All the rooms are

on one floor. Housework is reduced to the minimum. A villa of the

largest size is little less than a mansion, while the smallest villas

present an air of smartness and comfort which a basement house entirely

lacks. In fact, the “basement” house is unknown in Australia. It would

not be tolerated. The villa is ideal for a hot country, where people

are not inclined to waste energy on summer days in climbing flights

of unnecessary stairs. Nearly every house has its bit of sub-tropical

shrubbery, if nothing else. The nearer suburbs have none too much

garden attaching to the houses. This, for a new country, is a great

mistake. With ample land to spare, the State might have planned nearer

Melbourne on the garden city principle. Adelaide is a better city from

this point of view. In fact, Adelaide is the finest city, from the

garden point of view, I have ever seen. But in the farther suburbs

Melbourne is more rural. Kew, Armadale, Canterbury, and Surrey Hills

are delightful residential places. The spaces allotted to gardens are

there more ample, and the general effect is more pleasing.

The new-comer from the Old Land is struck by the way in which familiar

names reappear in the various localities. English names are duplicated

in a delightfully confusing manner. Thus, on one short railway run to

the suburbs we pass through Richmond, Windsor, Camberwell, Brighton,

Canterbury, Surrey Hills, Sandringham, Hampton, Kensington, and

Newmarket. It sounds so familiar, yet it is so odd that the names

appear in anything but their original order. It is not too much to say

that the suburbs of Melbourne are more attractive than the suburbs

of any English city of corresponding size. The absence of smoke, the

absolute clearness of the atmosphere, the ranges of mountains, the sea

in the distance, and the vast distances carpeted with green combine to

form a landscape second to none in the world. Melbourne seems to be

central for every kind of life. A threepenny ticket from the centre

brings one to the shore of St. Kilda. A shilling is the price of a

return ticket to Black Rock, a romantic seaside resort on the verge

of the bush, where laughing jackasses gather in threes and fours and

guffaw their loudest. All around is a vast dairying district, while at

Healesville and in the Buffalo Mountains there are pleasure centres

unapproachable for beauty and romance.

The city proper is a “chessboard city,” built on strict mathematical

lines. The streets intersect each other at right angles. There is

no place easier to traverse. Built as it is, however, many of the

streets have no shade whatever in the summer-time. That is their one

disadvantage. There are numerous magnificent buildings. The Houses of

Parliament, the General Post Office, the Exhibition Building and the

Town Hall are worthy of the best city in any country. Situated in such

a latitude, Melbourne lends itself admirably to boulevard life. A

touch of Paris would make of Melbourne the most attractive city in this

hemisphere. The streets and pavements are wide enough to allow of the

open-air café. But in its life Melbourne follows America rather than

Paris. The American hustling spirit is manifest in everything, religion

included. Already, in this new country, the trend of the people is

towards the city. Victoria has an area of 87,884 square miles; that is,

its territory is half as big again as England and Wales. Its population

is only 1,399,325--about one thirty-fifth that of Britain. Yet of that

population 600,000 people live in Melbourne and its suburbs.

One thing strangely fascinates a new-comer, and that is the question

of lung disease. It was to Australia that consumptive patients were

formerly sent; it is to Davos they now repair. Once it was thought

that a warm climate was better for the patients; now it is thought

that cold, dry air is the best for them. The last official figures are

significant. In the year 1906 the home death-rate from tuberculosis

of the respiratory system was 135.68 per 100,000 of the population.

In 1907 the death-rate for the whole Commonwealth of Australia was

86.29 per 100,000--little more than half. “The Commonwealth occupies,

therefore, a very enviable position in regard to tubercular diseases,

when compared with European countries.” Yet even this proportion is

too high. Consumptive parents who went out years ago are now living at

a good old age, but some of their children have been carried off by

the dread disease. One man, in a good position, buried his seventh

and last child a short time ago. He himself came out weak-lunged forty

years ago. Good luck to the physicians who are fighting the white

scourge! One day it ought to disappear entirely from a country so broad

and healthy as this.

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