ORIENTAL WIT.

A YOUNG man, going on a journey, intrusted a hundred deenars to an old

man. When he came back, the old man denied having had any money

deposited with him, and he was had up before the Khazee. "Where were

you, young man, when you delivered this money?" "Under a tree." "Take my

seal and summon that tree," said the judge. "Go, young man, and tell the

tree to come hither, and the tree will obey you when you show it my

seal." The young man went in wonder. After he had been gone some time,

the Khazee said to the old man, "He is long--do you think he has got

there yet?" "No," said the old man; "it is at some distance; he has not

got there yet." "How knowest thou, old man," cried the Khazee, "where

that tree is?" The young man returned and said the tree would not come.

"He has been here, young man, and given his evidence--the money is

thine."

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