GOOD SHOT.

A PHYSICIAN, who lived in London, visited a lady who resided in Chelsea.

After continuing his visits for some time, the lady expressed an

apprehension that it might be inconvenient for him to come so far on her

account. "Oh! by no means," replied the doctor; "I have another patient

in the neighborhood, and I always set out hoping to kill two birds with

one stone."

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