ADVANTAGE OF SPECTACLES.

DR. FRANKLIN always wore spectacles. One day, on Ludgate hill, a porter

passing him was nearly pushed off the pavement by an unintentional

motion of the doctor. The fellow, with characteristic insolence,

exclaimed, "Damn your spectacles!" Franklin, smiling, observed, "It is

not the first time they have _saved my eyes_."

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