MURDER AND SUICIDE.

A CLERGYMAN preaching against lending money on usury, asserted it to be

as great a sin as _murder_. Some time after, he applied to a parishioner

to lend him twenty pounds. "What!" said the other, "after declaring your

opinion that to lend money on usury, was as bad as _murder_?" "I do not

mean," answered the parson, "that you should lend it to me on usury, but

_gratis_." "That," replied the parishioner, "would, in my opinion, be as

bad as _suicide_."

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