NOT TO BE TWICE DECEIVED.

A PERSON, more ready to borrow than to pay, prevailed on a friend to

lend him a guinea, on a solemn promise of returning it the ensuing week,

which, to the surprise of the lender, he punctually kept. Shortly after,

he made an application for a larger sum. "No," said the other, "you have

deceived me once, and I will take care you shall not do so a second

time."

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