A CURE BY LAUGHTER.

AN aged widow had a cow, which fell sick. In her distress for fear of

the loss of this her principal means of support, she had recourse to the

rector, in whose prayers she had implicit faith, and humbly besought his

reverence to visit her cow, and pray for her recovery. The worthy man,

instead of being offended at this trait of simplicity, in order to

comfort the poor woman, called in the afternoon at her cottage, and

proceeded to visit the sick animal. Walking thrice round it, he at each

time gravely repeated: "_If she dies she dies, but if she lives she

lives._" The cow happily recovered, which the widow entirely attributed

to the efficacy of her pastor's prayer. Some short time after, the

rector himself was seized with a quinsy, and in imminent danger, to the

sincere grief of his affectionate parishioners, and of none more than

the grateful widow. She repaired to the parsonage, and after

considerable difficulty from his servants, obtained admission to his

chamber, when thrice walking round his bed, she repeated "_If he dies he

dies, but if he lives he lives_;" which threw the doctor into such a fit

of laughter, that the imposthume broke, and produced an immediate cure.

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