DESTROYING THE ROMANCE.

A CAPITAL story is told of a young fellow who one Sunday strolled into a

village church, and during the service was electrified and gratified by

the sparkling of a pair of eyes which were riveted upon his face. After

the service he saw the possessor of the shining orbs leave the church

alone, and emboldened by her glances, he ventured to follow her, his

heart aching with rapture. He saw her look behind, and fancied she

evinced some emotion at recognizing him. He then quickened his pace, and

she actually slackened hers, as if to let him come up with her--but we

will permit the young gentleman to tell the rest in his own way:

"Noble young creature!" thought I, "her artless and warm heart is

superior to the bonds of custom.

"I had reached within a stone's throw of her. She suddenly halted, and

turned her face toward me. My heart swelled to bursting. I reached the

spot where she stood, she began to speak, and I took off my hat as if

doing reverence to an angel.

"'Are you a peddler?'

"'No, my dear girl, that is not my occupation.'

"'Well, I don't know,' continued she, not very bashfully, and eyeing me

very sternly, 'I thought when I saw you in the meetin' house that you

looked like a peddler who passed off a pewter half dollar on me three

weeks ago, an' so I just determined to keep an eye on you. Brother John

has got home now, and says if he catches the fellow he'll wring his neck

for him; and I ain't sure but you're the good-for-nothing rascal after

all!'"

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