MY SEASON TICKET

Ever against my breast,

Safe in my pocket pressed,

Ready at my behest,

Daintily pretty

Gilt-printed piece of leather,

Though fair or foul the weather,

Daily we go together

Up to the City.

Yet, as I ride at ease,

Papers strewn on my knees,

And I hear "Seasons, please!"

Shouted in warning:

Pockets I search in vain

All through and through again;

"Pray do not stop the train--

Lost it this morning.

No, I have not a card,

Nor can I pay you, guard--

Truly my lot is hard,

This is the reason,

Now I recall to mind

Changing my clothes, I find

I left them all behind,--

Money, cards, 'season.'"

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MOTTO FOR THE SOUTH-EASTERN COMPANY'S REFRESHMENT ROOMS.--"O Swallow,

Swallow, flying, flying south!"

* * * * *

[Illustration: AN INQUIRING MIND

"Is this _our_ train, aunty?"

"No, dear."

"Whose train is it?"]

* * * * *

[Illustration: ["An 'Imperial Railway Administration' is now a part of

Chinese bureaucracy."--_Daily Paper._]

If China is to have railways, of course the dragon must enter into the

design of the locomotives, &c., as above.]

* * * * *

[Illustration: MASHONALAND RAILWAY

["Sir Charles Metcalfe, the engineer, is now busy at Umtali arranging

for the station at that place."--_Daily Telegraph._]

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