THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS ORATION

Address to An Employer Upon Demanding a Raise, or, The Battle of

Manila Envelopes

_As Planned_ _As Delivered_

I think you will admit, If you are not too

sir, that the quality busy, sir, there is one

of my work during the other matter--in fact,

last two years has been the truth of the matter

such that my services in fact is exactly--well,

could not easily be replaced. sir, I was precisely

I speak more wondering whether--of

in pain than in anger course I know this is a

when I say that it has bad time--indeed I have

been a matter of profound been very pleased to see

surprise to me to business picking up a

note that you have not bit lately, and I am sure

seen fit to acknowledge my own department has

my value to the firm in been--but to tell you the

some substantial way. I truth, sir, I have been

think I may say that wondering--of course it

I have been patient. is just as you think best

I have continued my and I wouldn't think of

efforts with unremitting insisting, but after all,

zeal, and I think I may perhaps I have made a

flatter myself that my mistake in mentioning

endeavors have not been it, but I was thinking

without result. I have that possibly you might

here, carefully tabulated, bear in mind the idea of

a memorandum of a possible future raise in

the increased profits in salary at some future time.

my department during

the last twelve months,

due in great part to my

careful management. I

am sorry to have to

force you into a decision,

but I think I owe it to

myself to say candidly

that unless you see the

matter in the same way

that I do I shall feel

obliged to deprive the

firm of my services.

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