ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.

(EXTRACTED FROM THE DIARY OF TOBY, M.P.)

_House of Commons, Monday, April 6._--At third time of asking Home Rule

Bill read a second time. Odd feature, in curious sitting that hotly

contested measure passed crucial stage without a division. House divided

on WALTER LONG'S amendment for its rejection. When thereupon SPEAKER put

the question that "the Bill be now read a second time" there was none to

say him nay. Some folk of hopeful habit see in this incident a forecast

of the end.

Debate unexpectedly decorous, not to say decidedly dull. TIM HEALY did

something to lift it out of rut. But he was more concerned to belabour

JOHN REDMOND and to dig DEVLIN in the ribs than to argue merits of

measure. Taunted his much-loved fellow-patriot and countryman with

facing both ways on question of exclusion of Ulster. ATTORNEY-GENERAL

declared that PREMIER'S offer of exclusion for period of six years was

still open. REDMOND, believing it was dead, had, TIM said, prepared its

coffin, "and now the ATTORNEY-GENERAL comes along and forces fresh

oxygen into the corpse."

As for DEVLIN, he was introduced accidentally at end of harangue. Had

interposed comment inaudible to main body of House, but safely assumed

not to be complimentary. WILLIAM O'BRIEN turned round with angry retort.

"There is," mused TIM, "one gentleman from whom on historical grounds I

had expected firmness in regard to Ulster. It is the gentleman who has

just interrupted me, and the grounds of expectation are that in ancient

time downward from the flight of the earls the DEVLINS were the

hereditary horse-boys of the O'NEILLS."

Remark perhaps scarcely relevant to Home Rule Bill or motion for its

Second Reading. But it soothed TIM and didn't hurt DEVLIN.

BIRRELL having made cheery speech on situation generally, PETO rose with

amiable intention of continuing debate. House had had enough of it.

Persistently cried aloud for division. Amid hubbub PETO shouted

dissatisfaction at top of his voice. Unequal contest maintained for only

a few minutes, when MCKENNA in charge of business of House during

absence of his elders nipped in with motion for Closure.

This carried, LONG'S amendment negatived by 356 votes against 276.

Majority for Government, 80. Motion for Second Reading unchallenged;

amid prolonged cheering from Ministerialists and Irish Nationalists Bill

read a second time.

_Business done._--For third time in course of three successive sessions

Home Rule Bill passes Second Reading stage.

_Tuesday._--BROWNING, longing to be in England "now that April's there,"

would have been disappointed had it been possible for him to turn up

to-day. So dark and dank that at three o'clock, when Questions opened,

electric light was turned on. Revealed dreary array of half-empty

benches. Had Closure been promptly moved a count out inevitable.

As in time of war the cutting off of superior officers brings

comparatively young ones to chief command, MCKENNA (in the absence of

PREMIER, CHANCELLOR OF EXCHEQUER, and FOREIGN SECRETARY) sits in the

seat of the mighty in charge of Government business. Fills the part

excellently. Ten days ago SPEAKER cheered House by announcement that

there should be no more Supplementary Questions. Welcome resolution

either forgotten or deliberately ignored. Supplementary Questions,

almost exclusively argumentative, assertive, or personally offensive,

buzzed about Treasury bench like bees at mouth of hive. HOME SECRETARY,

alert, self-possessed, deftly parried attack.

While Questions on printed paper were being duly picked up, put and

answered, midway in melancholy proceeding there entered Distinguished

Strangers' Gallery a small group of gorgeously clad princes from the

storied East. They surveyed the scene with keen interest. In their

far-off home they had read and talked of the House of Commons, the

central controlling force of wide-spread Empire, whereof their

possessions were as a bit of fringe. They had travelled far to look upon

it. And here in this comparatively small chamber, scantily peopled, they

beheld it.

Is this the face that launched a thousand ships

And stormed the topmost towers of Ilium?

Fortunately for reputation of the House ROWLAND HUNT chanced to be to

the fore. The other day, burning with patriotism, he issued a circular

letter addressed to non-commissioned officers of the Army, advising them

how to act in certain contingencies relating to Ulster. It happens that

one CROWSLEY had previously circulated amongst soldiers at Aldershot a

handbill urging the men to disobey orders when on duty. He was

prosecuted for inciting to mutiny, convicted and sentenced. Members in

Radical stronghold below Gangway want to know wherein the two cases

differ, and why, if CROWSLEY is in gaol, the Member for South Shropshire

should go free?

ATTORNEY-GENERAL, to whom questions were addressed, diplomatically

discriminated. Came to conclusion not to employ services of PUBLIC

PROSECUTOR. So ROWLAND HUNT remains with us.

_Business done._--A couple of small Government Bills advanced a stage.

House talked out at eleven o'clock.

_Wednesday._--Adjournment for brief Easter Holiday. Back on Tuesday.

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[Illustration: Sir EDWARD GREY (_in Sutherlandshire on the day of the

final debate on the Second Reading of the Home Rule Bill_). "Ireland?

Ireland? Where have I heard that name?"]

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