CHAPTER XII.

Honours heaped on Lord Bute.--His first Levée.--Archbishop

Secker.--Lord Halifax appointed to the Admiralty.--Lord Melcomb a

Cabinet Councillor.--Lord Bute’s Haughtiness.--First appearance

of “The North Briton.“--Its excessive Audacity.--Sketch of its

Author, John Wilkes.--Churchill, Wilkes’s Associate.--Earl

Temple.--Capture and recapture of Newfoundland.--The French

camp surprised by Prince Ferdinand.--Propensity of the Court

for Peace.--General Conway--Peter the Third.--The Czarina

Elizabeth.--The Empress Catherine.--Horrible Conspiracy against

Peter.--Catherine raised to the Throne.--Murder of Peter.--

Effect of the Russian Revolution on the King of Prussia.

Every honour the Crown could bestow was now to be heaped on the

Favourite. He was fond of his own person, and obtained the Garter in

company with Prince William.[228] His first levée was crowded like a

triumph. Archbishop Secker, who waited at it, pretended that, seeing

a great concourse as he came from Lambeth,[229] he had inquired the

occasion, and had gone in. Lincoln’s-inn-fields, where the Duke of

Newcastle lived, was not now in the way to Lambeth. About the same

time died Lord Anson, and left the Admiralty too at the disposal

of the Favourite. He wished to bestow it on Lord Sandwich, to make

room for Rigby, as Vice-Treasurer of Ireland; but the shyness of the

Duke of Cumberland, whose creature Sandwich was, made that measure

impracticable; and the Admiralty was bestowed on Lord Halifax, with

permission to retain Ireland for a year. Elliot,[230] a chief confident

of the Favourite, was appointed Treasurer of the Chambers; and Lord

Melcombe a cabinet councillor: but there ended all the ambition of the

latter, he dying of a dropsy in his stomach a few weeks afterwards.

These successes and the tide of power swelled the weak bladder of the

Favourite’s mind to the highest pitch. His own style was haughty and

distant; that of his creatures insolent. Many persons who had absented

themselves from his levée were threatened with the loss of their own,

or the places of their relations, and were obliged to bow the knee.

But this sunshine drew up very malignant vapours. Scarce was the Earl

seated but one step below the throne, when a most virulent weekly

paper appeared, called _the North Briton_. Unawed by the prosecution

of the Monitor (another opponent periodic satire, the author of which

had been taken up for abusing favourites), and though combated

by two Court papers called the Briton and the Auditor (the former

written by Smollet,[231] and the latter by Murphy,[232] and both

which the new champion fairly silenced in a few weeks), the North

Briton proceeded with an acrimony, a spirit, and a licentiousness

unheard of before even in this country. The highest names, whether of

statesmen or magistrates, were printed at length, and the insinuations

went still higher. In general, favouritism was the topic, and the

partiality of the Court to the Scots. Every obsolete anecdote, every

illiberal invective, was raked up and set forth in strong and witty

colours against Scotland. One of the first numbers was one of the

most outrageous, the theme taken from the loves of Queen Isabella and

Mortimer. No doubt but it lay open enough to prosecution, and the

intention was to seize the author. But on reflection it was not thought

advisable to enter on the discussion of such a subject in Westminster

Hall; and, as the daring audaciousness of the writer promised little

decorum, it was held prudent to wait till he should furnish a less

delicate handle to vengeance: a circumspection that deceived and

fell heavy on the author, who, being advised to more caution in his

compositions, replied, he had tried the temper of the Court by the

paper on Mortimer, and found they did not dare to touch him.

This author, who must be so often mentioned in the following pages, was

John Wilkes, member of Parliament for Ailesbury. He was of a plebeian

family,[233] but inherited a tolerable fortune in Buckinghamshire,

and had been bred at Oxford, where he distinguished himself by

humorous attacks on whatever was esteemed most holy and respectable.

Unrestrained either in his conduct or conversation, he was allowed

to have more wit than in truth he possessed; and, living with rakes

and second-rate authors, he had acquired fame such as it was, in the

middling sphere of life, before his name was so much as known to the

public. His appearance as an orator had by no means conspired to

make him more noticed. He spoke coldly and insipidly, though with

impertinence; his manner was poor, and his countenance horrid. When his

pen, which possessed an easy impudent style, had drawn the attention of

mankind towards him, and it was asked, who this saucy writer was? Fame,

that had adopted him, could furnish but scurvy anecdotes of his private

life. He had married a woman of fortune, used her ill, and at last

cruelly, to extort from her the provision he had made for her separate

maintenance; he had debauched a maiden of family by an informal promise

of marriage, and had been guilty of other frauds and breaches of trust.

Yet the man, bitter as he was in his political writings, was commonly

not ill-natured or acrimonious. Wantonness, rather than ambition or

vengeance, guided his hand; and, though he became the martyr of the

best cause, there was nothing in his principles or morals that led him

to care under what government he lived. To laugh and riot and scatter

firebrands, with him was liberty. Despotism will for ever reproach

Freedom with the profligacy of such a saint!

Associated with Wilkes in pleasure and in the composition of the North

Briton was a clergyman named Churchill, who stepped out of obscurity

about the same period, and was as open a contemner of decency as Wilkes

himself, but far his superior in the endowments of his mind. Adapted

to the bear-garden by his athletic mould, Churchill had frequented no

school so much as the theatres. He had existed by the lowest drudgery

of his function, while poetry amused what leisure he could spare, or

rather what leisure he _would_ enjoy; for his Muse, and his mistress,

and his bottle were so essential to his existence, that they engrossed

all but the refuse of his time. Yet for some years his poetry had

proved as indifferent as his sermons, till a cruel and ill-natured

satire on the actors had, in the first year of this reign, handed him

up to public regard. Having caught the taste of the town, he proceeded

rapidly, and in a few more publications started forth a giant in

numbers, approaching as nearly as possible to his model Dryden, and

flinging again on the wild neck of Pegasus the reins which Pope had

held with so tight and cautious a hand. Imagination, harmony, wit,

satire, strength, fire, and sense crowded on his compositions; and they

were welcome for him--he neither sought nor invited their company.

Careless of matter and manner, he added grace to sense, or beauty to

nonsense, just as they came in his way; and he could not help being

sonorous, even when he was unintelligible. He advertised the titles of

his poems, but neither planned nor began them till his booksellers, or

his own want of money, forced him to thrust out the crude but glorious

sallies of his uncorrected fancy. This bacchanalian priest, now

mouthing patriotism, and now venting libertinism, the scourge of bad

men, and scarce better than the worst, debauching wives, and protecting

his gown by the weight of his fist, engaged with Wilkes in his war

on the Scots; and sometimes learning, and as often not knowing, the

characters he attacked,[234] set himself up as the Hercules that was

to cleanse the State, and punish its oppressors: and, true it is, the

storm that saved us was raised in taverns and night-cellars; so much

more effectual were the orgies of Churchill and Wilkes than the daggers

of Cato and Brutus. The two former saved their country, while Catiline

could not ruin his,--a work to which such worthies seemed much better

adapted.

But while the wit and revelry of Wilkes and Churchill ran riot, and

were diverted by their dissipation to other subjects of pleasantry

or satire, they had a familiar at their ear, whose venom was never

distilled at random, but each drop administered to some precious work

of mischief. This was Earl Temple, who whispered them where they might

find torches, but took care never to be seen to light one himself.

Characters so rash and imprudent were proper vehicles of his spite; and

he enjoyed the two points he preferred even to power,--vengeance, and a

whole skin.

This triumvirate has made me often reflect that nations are most

commonly saved by the worst men in them. The virtuous are too

scrupulous to go the lengths that are necessary to rouse the people

against their tyrants.

While Wilkes and Churchill attacked the plenitude of the Favourite’s

power, another cloud overcast it, which, though inconsiderable and

of short duration, contributed to lower him in the estimation of the

people. An account arrived of the French having surprised and made

themselves masters of Newfoundland. General Amherst[235] did not wait

for orders from hence, but, detaching his brother with a body of

forces, recovered the island, and made the French commander prisoner.

Prince Ferdinand, not less active and vigilant, had surprised the

French camp, desirous of embarking us farther in the war, and hoping

that new successes would animate the nation to resist the propensity

of the Court for peace. General Conway took the castle of Waldeck by

stratagem; and the Hessians triumphed in other attempts.[236] The

Prince told Mr. Conway that we might be joined by a body of Russians

for a _trait de plume_, but neither miscarriage nor success could

beat the Favourite from his plan of pacification; though, had we been

inclined to listen to that overture, a second change of scene in Russia

would have disconcerted our treating with that nation.

Peter the Third, with a humane heart, had neither judgment nor

patience. He meant to do right, and thought absolute power could not

be better employed than in doing right without delay. His approbation

and contempt were prompt and strongly marked; and, as his understanding

was incapable of embracing many objects, his few ideas took the

larger possession of him. Being educated a Lutheran, he despised the

clergy of his empire, and had offended the soldiery by enforcing

discipline, by restoring the conquests of the preceding reign, by

manifesting indiscreet predilection for a regiment of Holstein, his

native country, and by so blind a devotion to the King of Prussia, that

himself wore that Prince’s uniform. Indolence and drunkenness were

added to this want of conduct; but he had to struggle with a yet more

dangerous evil. The late Czarina, his aunt, finding no issue arise

from his marriage with the Princess of Anhalt Zerbst, questioned the

latter; and, it is said, was informed by her that she must not expect

any lineage from her nephew. Elizabeth replied, the State demanded

successors, and left the Grand Duchess at liberty to procure them by

whose assistance she pleased. A son and daughter were the fruits of

her obedience. But, though her politics were satisfied, it is said

the mind of Elizabeth was not, and that she privately saw her cousin,

the dethroned Czar Yvan. The opinion is general, though at what time

it happened is uncertain, that drugs to destroy his understanding had

been administered to that poor Prince. Peter, though on obtaining the

diadem he openly exhibited a mistress, could not but know that if his

wife had spoken truth, he could have no claim to be father of her

children: thence he had the same curiosity as his aunt, visited the

Czar Yvan, and, as the rumour went, intended to name him his successor.

Such rumours were sufficient to alarm the Empress, who was slighted by

Peter, and had reason to think he meant to divorce her. That bold bad

woman, who had all the talents for empire that her husband wanted, and

who had been educated by a most artful and intriguing mother, and who,

with a commanding person, had a heart susceptible of warm impressions,

was then under the influence of Orloff, her lover, and her confident

the Princess Daskau, a young woman little above twenty years of age,

but of an adventurous spirit, and, what made her situation singular,

sister of the Emperor’s mistress.

This junto agreed to believe that Peter would not limit his aversion

for the Empress to mere divorce, but intended to put her to death; a

charge most improbable, and inconsistent with the Emperor’s humane and

unsuspecting nature. How early a conspiracy was formed, I pretend not

to say; nor, in relating the events of so distant a country, and whence

truth is so difficult to be procured, do I pretend to give more than

the outlines of their general story, collected from the most credible

authority. But, however dark and secret the measures were, the facts

resulting from them were so glaring, so horrid, so impious, that

neither the lying palliatives set forth by the criminals themselves,

nor the mercenary flattery of the learned, will be able to wash off

from the Empress the foul stains of treason, murder, and usurpation.

The Emperor had not reigned above six months, when the plan for

dethroning him was formed, and ready to break forth. One of the

conspirators being arrested for another crime, the rest concluded the

whole was discovered; but, instead of dispersing or seeking safety by

flight, the chiefs trusted to rashness for impunity. Orloff galloped

off to the Czarina, who was absent from the capital at a separate

villa from the Emperor, and told her she had not a moment to lose.

That virago having ordered her women to report she was confined by

sickness, and placing guards upon the road to prevent notice of her

march being sent to the Czar, rode directly to the army and demanded

their protection. One only regiment, that of Holstein, refused their

support. All the rest saluted her Empress; and the clergy who trembled

for their idols, and resented the loss of their beards, ran headlong

into rebellion. The senate, the nobility, the people, all concurred to

raise to the throne in her own name a woman who had no one claim of any

sort to be their sovereign.

Nariskin, master of the horse, was the sole subject who had fidelity

enough to make his escape and inform the Emperor of the catastrophe

that awaited him. That poor prince was at Oraniebaum, a villa.

Thunderstruck with the news, he had not presence of mind to prepare

himself to save either his empire or his life. He lost both by losing

a day, which he wasted in drinking and vain consultation, after having

fruitlessly sent to Peterhoff to secure the Empress. Next morning he

heard that his wife at the head of fourteen thousand men was marching

to seize him. He then attempted to make his escape to Holstein, and

embarked for Cronstadt--but it was too late! The garrison had received

orders to fire on him. Exhausted with perturbation of mind, with drink

and fatigue, he sunk under his misfortunes, surrendered himself, and

desired to see his wife, now his sovereign. As incapable of pity as of

remorse, she refused to admit him, ordering him to sign a renunciation

of his crown, and a most humiliating recapitulation of his errors. Nor

did this avail: within very few days he was murdered.

Thus far Catherine had acted like other monsters of both sexes. Her

next measures were as weak towards men as they were profane in the

face of Heaven. In very silly manifestoes she endeavoured to justify

her crimes; and dared even to call on the Most High as the instigator

of her abominations, speaking of her husband but as her neighbour, and

of his death as a judgment. Vain and contemptible was this attempt: it

could blind none but those who would be willing to acquit her without

it.

The Princess Daskau soon lost the favour she had so blackly merited;

and Rosamouski, Hetman of the Tartars, whom many accused as the very

assassin of his master, but who, as his friends urged, was forced into

the conspiracy, went into a voluntary exile. Orloff had gained deeper

hold on his mistress, and kept her in subjection. Panin, governor of

her son, was another of the principal conspirators. Bestucheff, the

late chancellor, was recalled; and thus he, Count Munich, Biron, once

Duke of Courland, and master of the empire, with the various exiles of

the late reigns, found themselves again together at Petersburgh.[237]

After the murdered Prince himself, no man was likely to be more

affected by this revolution than the King of Prussia. The Russians,

so lately his enemies, had not been pleased to become his allies.

But, though the new Empress was necessitated to comply with the

wishes of her subjects in withdrawing them from that service, she was

not disposed in so critical a situation to renew the war, or to add

provocation to a man whom she had deprived of so useful and essential a

friend. She therefore only made the requisition of the thirty thousand

Russians in his service, but allowed him for a few days to profit by

their assistance, and extricate himself out of this new difficulty. He

returned for answer, that he would only drive Marshal Daun from the

hills before him, and her troops should return. He did so. This was

taking his part with admirable presence of mind. He knew that Daun must

in a day or two learn the departure of the Russian troops, and would

attack him when weakened.

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