CHAPTER X.

Conquest of Martinico.--War in Portugal.--Lord Tyrawley.--

Count la Lippe.--The Cock-Lane Ghost.--Pacific disposition

of the new Czar.--His Popular Measures.--Count Schouvalow.--

Meditated War with Denmark by the Czar and the King of Prussia.--

Insurrections in Ireland, quelled by the Earl of Hertford.--Lord

Bute’s Ambition.--The Duke of Newcastle.--His friends.--The

Portuguese War, and the War in Germany.--The Duke of Bedford.--

Fox’s Observation to Walpole.--Lords Mansfield, Hardwicke, and

Lincoln.--Newcastle’s tenacity of Power.--Creation of seven new

Peers.--Private negotiation with the Court of Vienna.--The new

Peers.--Buckingham House purchased by the Queen.--Seclusion of

the King and Queen.--the King’s younger Brothers.

On the 22nd of March arrived news of the conquest of Martinico by

General Monckton[183] and Admiral Rodney:[184] a plan ascribed by

the people to Mr. Pitt, though executed under the auspices of the

Favourite. In truth, the valour of the nation had taken such a bent,

that Lord Bute could not check it: nothing but a peace could chain

it up. If the Earl did favour any part of the war, it was that in

Portugal. Colonel Burgoyne[185] was ordered thither with five thousand

foot and six hundred horse; and there was a plan for regimenting

twenty-five thousand papists in Ireland for the same service; but the

Irish Government did not approve of giving discipline and arms to

such dangerous inmates. For General-in-Chief, it was proposed to send

to Lisbon the Prince of Bevern. He had been suspected of infidelity

by the King of Prussia,[186]--had been disgraced, and his intellects

were not reckoned sound. Lord Tyrawley sent home his aides-de-camp,

affecting to wonder that we expected any invasion of Portugal. This was

imputed to his disgust at not obtaining the command himself; he who

was a brave and old general, and who was perfectly acquainted with the

country.[187] The Prince of Bevern declined the offer; and Count la

Lippe accepted it. He was born in England, had distinguished himself

in every hussar-kind of service, and in his dress and manners copied

Charles XII. of Sweden, though with more politeness. He found the

Portuguese troops in the most deplorable state of cowardice and want of

discipline. The English could not, and did not disguise their contempt

of them. The Spanish army might have marched to Lisbon, had they met

with no obstruction but from the natives. The English troops saved that

country; and Count La Lippe, before he left Portugal, formed a regular

army there.[188]

The facility which the Favourite found of mastering so great and

victorious a kingdom, and of removing the man who had carried the

glory of his country so high, was not the only evidence, that however

enlightened an age may be, knavery and folly need never despair. The

tares they sow will shoot amidst any harvest. Will it be credited

that, while the Romish superstition was crumbling away even in Spain

and Portugal, a set of enthusiastic rogues dared to exhibit in the

very heart of London, a pantomime of imposture, which would hardly

have been swallowed in a paltry village of Castile? The methodists had

endeavoured to establish in Warwickshire, not only the belief, but

the actual existence of ghosts. Being detected, they struck a bold

stroke, and attempted to erect their system in the metropolis itself.

A methodist family, at first out of revenge, endeavoured to fasten on

one Parsons the imputation of having debauched and murdered his wife’s

sister. A young girl was reported to be visited by the deceased, whom

she called Fanny, and with whom she established a correspondence of

question and answer--not by words, but by scratching. A certain number

of scratches signified “yes;” another number, “no.” At first this

farce, which was acted in Cock-lane, in the city, was confined to the

mob of the neighbourhood. As the rumour spread, persons of all ranks

thronged to the house. Two methodist clergymen constantly attended the

child, who lay in bed in a wretched chamber, with only a dim rushlight

at one end. These worthy divines affected to cast an air of most

serious import on the whole transaction, and by their interposition

prompted Fanny and the girl on any dilemma. A servant wench commented

and explained Fanny’s oracle. The father would accept no money from the

various visitants, for which he was promised an adequate recompense

by the chiefs of the sect. When the story had gained a requisite

footing, Fanny had the indiscreet confidence to declare that her body

was not in the vault where it had been interred. Samuel Johnson,

author of the Dictionary, was in the number of the deluded, and with

some others as wise as himself, visited the vault, where, to the

disappointment of their credulity, they found the body.[189] Had the

precaution been taken of conveying it away, the fury of the people

might have been actuated to strange lengths; for so much credit had

the story gained, that Parsons, the accused, fearing a prosecution,

began first. A regular trial[190] instantly unravelled the cheat: the

girl was detected of performing the scratchings herself, and one of

the clergymen proved to be her abettor. Lord Chief Justice Mansfield

tried the cause: the divine had the impudence to present a letter to

him on the bench from the Archbishop of Canterbury,[191] interceding

on his behalf, for Secker had a fellow feeling for hypocritical

enthusiasm. The Chief Justice put the letter into his pocket unopened,

saying it was impossible it could relate to the cause in question.

Yet the punishment of these impostors was very moderate: whereas the

same judge inflicted most severe penalties on one Anett, who published

weekly papers against the book of Genesis. The methodists did not take

shame. They turned informers against profaners of the Sabbath, tried to

establish great rigour on Good Friday and the fast-days, and to revive

the superstition of holidays, when even the late Pope himself, Benedict

XIV.,[192] had struck several out of the calendar. But the ritual of

the Church of Rome was too rich in materials not to be copied by new

zealots. They introduced into their service hymns sung in parts by

children, as very captivating to the multitude; and the Countess of

Huntingdon,[193] the patroness of the rising Church, erected a chapel

at Bath, and at other places of drinking waters, the sick and diseased

being an obvious prey to Reformers. Hogarth exerted his last stroke

of genius on the occasion above mentioned: the print he published on

the Cock-lane Ghost had a mixture of humorous and sublime satire, that

not only surpassed all his other performances, but which would alone

immortalize his unequalled talents.

The expectations conceived of the new Czar were now verified. He

declared to the Empress Queen, to France, and to Sweden, that he

was ready to abandon his conquests for peace, and hoped they were

in the same disposition--not at the same price. France, indeed, had

many losses to regain, few acquisitions to restore--but her hopes

were placed on Spain. Sweden had made no conquests, and must obey

the dictates of so powerful a mediator; but the Empress Queen was

far from being equally tractable. Peter, however, having sacrificed

the first moments to decency, gave the next to the gratification of

his will; and without stipulating for his allies, whose politics and

procrastination were incompatible with his ardour, he not only made

peace with his favourite monarch,[194] but promised the same troops,

which under the late Czarina had almost crushed him. Nor was this a

bare promise, but faithfully executed. Such admiration of a hero was

not likely to content itself with merely becoming his ally. Few men

idolize heroism but they who feel the passion in their own breasts.

Having obliged Sweden to make peace too, the young Czar turned his eye

towards military exploits in a new field, and determined to attempt the

conquest of the duchy of Sleswick from Denmark. Yet if he was dazzled

by the martial talents of the King of Prussia, Peter had a heart

susceptible of the most extensive humanity. One of his first acts on

his accession was to bestow liberty on the Russian nobility. For the

poor he lessened the tax on salt, and for the relief of all, abolished

the Inquisition of the State. All the exiles were recalled, or received

great mitigation of their punishments. There was one man to whom the

Czar, though not so bountiful as he ought to have been, was very

kind. This was Count Schouvalow, the favourite and supposed husband

of the late Czarina. A man, who in twelve years of absolute power had

never made an enemy; and who, had he ambitioned a crown as much as he

deserved one, might have reigned. This upright man told the Czar that

he had in his possession a very large sum of money, which he believed

the Empress, his late mistress, had intended he should take for his own

use, but not having been a specific gift, he thought it his duty to

surrender it to his Majesty. The Emperor said he was in great want of

money, took it, but ordered him to choose two thousand pounds a year

in land wherever he pleased. I knew this amiable person afterwards,

wandering about Europe,[195] possessed of nothing beyond that revenue,

and sighing after a country to which it had been imprudent to return.

The Czar and the King of Prussia wished to engage us in the war with

Denmark; but though the Council was divided on the measure, Denmark was

too intimately connected with us, and as a maritime power, was too near

a neighbour to Scotland. In this exigence the King of Denmark marched

with a considerable force to Hamburgh, and obliged that opulent city to

furnish him with a million of rix-dollars.

In Ireland seemed approaching a scene of a new kind. The jealousy of

commerce had ever swayed England to keep that kingdom in a state of

humiliation and restraint; consequently of poverty. The lowest class

of people in no country less enjoyed the sweets of being; and in no

country sought less to emerge from their state of barbarism. Proud and

slothful, they created a kind of dignity to themselves from inactivity.

To labour no more than noblemen, was a sort of nobility; and ignorance

of a happier fate was happiness. They preserved their ancient poetry

and traditional genealogies; hated the English settled amongst them

as invaders, and necessarily were bigoted to their old superstitions

in opposition to the religion of their masters. In short, they wanted

but luxury, to have all the passions and prejudices of great lords. A

considerable part of the island was plunged in this dismal darkness

and misery. As a spirit of opposition and independence had spread

amongst the Protestant inhabitants, a spirit of improvement had gone

forth too. Manufactures were established, roads and bridges made, and

rivers rendered navigable. Inclosures for cultivation of lands had

followed. Occupation of commons seemed usurpation to a race of lazy

savages; and the first murmurs were carefully blown up to rage by their

priests. A massacre had been the last instance in which the Catholics

of Ireland had had any superiority; and Popish priests are historians

enough to be ignorant of no such era. It was the cause of property to

throw down inclosures; of heaven, to cut the throats of inclosers--and

of France and Spain, to promote the good work. The tumults, however,

began upon the single foot of their grievances. Great insurrections

appeared in Waterford, the chief improvements having been made upon the

Burlington estate. The rabble soon distinguished itself by the name

of _White Boys_; and their instructors, to veil one nonsense under a

greater, taught them to give out that they were subject to the Queen

of the Fairies, whom they called _Sieve Oltugh_, in whose name their

manifestoes were signed. It appeared afterwards on the trials of some

of their chiefs, that this fairy sovereign resided at Versailles.

French officers were discovered among them; and during the Duke of

Bedford’s regency, a rising had actually been made in the same quarter

just as Thurot landed. After many outrages, they proceeded to cruelty,

and buried three persons up to their chins, who had declared they

knew the ringleaders. As their numbers and impunity increased, so did

their insolence. They obliged the town of Lismore to hang out lights,

and forced a justice of peace to fix up a proclamation by which they

regulated the price of provisions, and forbad any cheese to be made

till after Lent, that the poor might have the milk--a proof that the

devotees of the Queen of the Fairies, and of the Virgin Mary, were

equally attached to the observation of the Fast.

For six weeks this insurrection was neglected; and two regiments of

dragoons, that were sent against them, proved unequal to the work. At

last the House of Commons took up the affair, and foot being ordered

out against the seditious, the matter was quashed, though not entirely

suppressed, till the Earl of Hertford[196] was Lord Lieutenant,

who refusing to pardon some of the chiefs, notwithstanding very

considerable intercession, an end was put to the affair--but unless

that country is more civilized and reclaimed from barbarism, or better

guarded before another war breaks out, it will probably be selected

by France and Spain for the first scene of their operations. At the

time of which I have been speaking, France was more earnest to make

a general peace, than to incense us by opening a war within our very

gates,[197] and which might have made it dangerous for the Favourite to

second their views.

He was hotly pushing his schemes to projection; and resolved not only

to make the peace, but to be indisputably first minister when it should

be made. Mr. Pitt was removed, who could have obstructed the first

object; but while the Duke of Newcastle held the Treasury, there was a

division of power, which all the lustre of favour could not entirely

surmount. They who looked forward, bowed to the idol; but they who held

by gratifications to the Treasury, could not but kiss the hand that

dealt the bribe. At first it was designed by disgusts to drive the

Duke to resign. Elliot and Oswald[198] were instructed to treat him

rudely at his own board: but an old minister or an old mistress endure

many shocks before they can be shaken off:[199] nor could all his own

treacheries persuade the Duke of Newcastle that Lord Bute could so soon

forget how instrumental his Grace had been in undermining Mr. Pitt.

He still had a mind to be of the plot, though himself was become the

object of it.

Newcastle’s friends were quicker sighted; and foreseeing that they

must again range under Mr. Pitt, if cast off by the Court, they began

to have doubts and difficulties--and did but hasten their fall, by

daring to resume a right of opinion. The expense of the Portuguese war

administered their first pretence of complaint, and the protection

given to the King of Prussia by the Czar, changed the posture of his

affairs so advantageously, that it had no gross appearance, when the

Dukes of Cumberland, Newcastle, Devonshire, and their faction grew

earnest for the continuance of the war in Germany. The Duke of Bedford,

who was more than half-gained to the Court, but who always added some

contradiction of his own, was averse to both wars, Portuguese and

German; and Fox, who was willing to preserve an interest in the Duke

of Cumberland, had a difficult part to act. He said to me, “The Duke

of Devonshire says it is a Tory measure to abandon the Continent;

for my part I do not know who are Whigs; they bore the partiality of

the Pelhams[200] to the Tories, and Mr. Pitt’s declaration in their

favour, who had complained that they enjoyed none of the favours of

Government.” Lord Mansfield would have preserved Newcastle to the

Court, but Lord Hardwicke pulled the other way. Lord Lincoln[201] was

devoted to Pitt, and wished to unite him and his uncle Newcastle. The

Duke of Devonshire advised the latter to resign; but so great was his

inclination to keep even the dregs of power with the dregs of life, and

so great his fear of being called to account for the waste of money

on the German war, that though the King, as a fresh affront, declared

seven new peers, without acquainting him, he not only overlooked it,

but begged his cousin, Mr. Pelham,[202] might be added to the number,

and got the barony of Pelham bestowed on himself, with reversion to

that relation.

I am forced to detail these intrigues, because the moment was critical,

and because it gave birth to a new party, and to many subsequent

events. The Court was the more stiff, because they had conveyed a

message through Count Virri,[203] the Sardinian minister in England, to

the Bailli de Solar,[204] the Sardinian minister at Paris, desiring to

renew the negotiation where it had been broken off. Lord Bute had gone

farther: he had ordered Sir Joseph Yorke to treat privately with the

Court of Vienna, without the knowledge of the King of Prussia. For some

time the Court of Vienna did not vouchsafe an answer. To the confusion

of the Favourite, the first news he had of any answer to come, was from

the Baron de Knyphausen, the King of Prussia’s minister here.[205]

April 28th, the new peers kissed hands. Lord[206] Wentworth and Sir

William Courtenay,[207] Tories, were made Viscounts. Lord Egmont,[208]

Lord Milton,[209] Lord Brudenel, the Duke of Newcastle, Sir Edward

Hussy Montagu,[210] Mr. Vernon,[211] of Sudbury, and Mr. Lane,[212]

the two latter Tories, were made Barons, and Lady Caroline Fox, a

Baroness. Lord Ligonier’s Irish peerage was entailed on his nephew. Mr.

Vernon,[213] clerk of the Council, and Mr. Olmius,[214] were created

Irish Barons. The Prince of Mecklenburg,[215] brother of the Queen,

was made a Major-General. Lord Bute had often waved her request. She

was advised to apply to the Princess, and the favour was immediately

granted. Soon after, Buckingham House[216] was purchased and bestowed

on her Majesty, St. James’s not seeming a prison strait enough. There

the King and Queen lived in the strictest privacy, attended absolutely

by none but menial servants; and never came to the palace but for the

hours of levies and drawing-rooms. The King’s younger brothers were

kept, till they came of age, in as rigid durance. Prince Henry, the

third, a very lively lad, being asked if he had been confined with the

epidemic cold, replied, “Confined! that I am, without any cold;” and

soon after, when the Garter was bestowed on Prince William and Lord

Bute, Prince Henry said, “I suppose Mr. Mackenzie[217] and I shall have

the green ribands.”

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