SCENE IV

_Interior of Santa Claus’ Home._

MUSIC: “_Santa Claus Is Coming._”

_Discovered_: BILLY BUNDY, FLOSSIE FIXIT _and_ GOSSIP.

BILLY BUNDY [_looking through the spy glass_]. Oh, they are

having such a lovely time as they enter the different houses

and distribute the gifts! The old lady makes a real good Mrs.

Santa Claus.

FLOSSIE FIXIT [_looking through_]. They have used up all the

gifts now and are coming home for more.

GOSSIP [_taking the glass and looking through_]. Oh, he has

kissed her! Isn’t that dreadful? But I guess the little Fairy

Queen won’t care, now that the Prince has come back.

BILLY BUNDY [_taking the glass_]. Let _me_ see. I don’t believe

he kissed her at all. He wouldn’t do such a thing. It is very

wrong to think bad things about people which never happen.

[FLOSSIE _and_ GOSSIP _laugh_.]

BILLY BUNDY. Hush, they have reached home.

SANTA CLAUS [_enters, with the_ OLD LADY]. Where is the Fairy

Queen?

GOSSIP. The Fairy Prince has returned, and the Queen has gone

off with him.

OLD LADY. It’s too bad. Do you intend to get a divorce?

SANTA CLAUS. I would like to, but I am too tender-hearted. I

must protect the Queen from the scandal-mongers.

FLOSSIE FIXIT [_looking through window_]. Oh, the Queen and the

Prince are coming!

OLD LADY [_looking through window_]. There is my long lost son.

SANTA CLAUS. Let’s hide, just for fun.

SANTA CLAUS _and the_ OLD LADY _exit behind curtain_.

QUEEN _and_ PRINCE _enter_.

QUEEN. I would get a divorce, but I just can’t think of

breaking dear old Santa’s heart. He is such a darling!

SANTA CLAUS _enters at door, pretends to look very severe, but

there is a twinkle in his eye_.

PRINCE [_falling on his knees_]. Oh, forgive me for being here.

I have done the little Queen no harm.

THOMAS PAGE [_in triumphant spirit, enters, blowing a horn_].

The Supreme Court has ordered me to pronounce the Queen’s

marriage null and void, because any marriage is illegal which

takes place between a human being and a fairy. In the court’s

judgment Santa Claus is human.

[BILLY BUNDY _steps up to the_ PRINCE.]

PRINCE. Here is the minister ready to marry us.

QUEEN. I believe I _ought_ to transform Santa into a fairy and marry

him over again. [PRINCE _shows great disappointment_.]

SANTA CLAUS. Cheer up, Prince. I don’t want to be transformed into a

fairy. I would rather be human. I am going to give you to each other

as my Christmas gift to you.

[QUEEN, _kneeling, kisses_ SANTA’S _hand gratefully_. SANTA

CLAUS _lifts her to her feet, and places her hand in the hand

of the_ PRINCE, _then brings into the room the_ OLD LADY, _who

is immediately clasped in the arms of her son, the_ PRINCE.]

PRINCE. Oh, mother, it seems _so good_ to see you!

OLD LADY. My long lost son!

SANTA CLAUS. The Prince’s mother is going to be Mrs. Santa Claus.

ALL THE LITTLE FAIRIES [_including those supposedly burned up in the

fire entering, clap their hands_]. Let’s have a double wedding!

MUSIC: “_Santa Lucia._”

[GOSSIP _and_ FLOSSIE FIXIT _put wedding veils on the_ OLD LADY

_and the_ QUEEN. QUEEN _and_ PRINCE _stand to the left facing_

BILLY BUNDY. SANTA _and_ OLD LADY _stand to the right facing_

BILLY BUNDY.]

BILLY BUNDY [_solemnly, open Bible in hand_]. I pronounce you

husband and wife.

CURTAIN _opens, showing handsome Christmas tree_. SANTA CLAUS

_discovers an enormous stocking marked_: “For Santa Claus,”

_and a big book from which he reads_: “How Young Husbands Can

Make Their Wives Happy.” _He bows his thanks, grinning broadly,

examines other gifts on the tree and distributes them. The_

FAIRIES _are delighted with their gifts_.

BILLY BUNDY. Oh, we shouldn’t keep Santa Claus here to distribute

_our_ gifts. Half the little children in the world are waiting for

him.

_The reindeer drives up to the door._

MR. _and_ MRS. SANTA [_hurriedly enter the sleigh and drive off,

waving gayly and shouting_]. Good-bye!

[FAIRY QUEEN _and_ PRINCE _wave in reply, raising their wands_.]

FAIRY QUEEN. We will destroy the illusion of time so the little

children won’t know it is so late.

SANTA CLAUS [_calling back_]. Even so, I am afraid some of them will

have to have their gifts on Christmas Day instead of Christmas Eve.

MRS. SANTA CLAUS [_calling back_]. We will bring some of the little

children back with us.

MUSIC: “_The Christmas Tree._”

ALL THE FAIRIES, PRINCE _and_ QUEEN _leading, dance around the

Christmas tree, singing_.

MR. _and_ MRS. SANTA _enter, with a crowd of children from the

audience. They are very cordial and jovial as they distribute

gifts to youngsters._

ALL THE LITTLE FAIRIES [_help distribute gifts, shouting_]. Merry

Christmas!

FAIRY QUEEN _and_ PRINCE _shake hands with everybody. They are

gracious and delightful._

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