OF PROPRIETY

STUDY first Propriety, for she is indeed the pole-star

Which shall guide the artless maiden through the mazes of Vanity

Fair;

Nay, she is the golden chain which holdeth together Society,

The lamp by whose light young Psyche shall approach unblamed her

Eros.

Verily, Truth is as Eve, which was ashamed, being naked;

Wherefore doth Propriety dress her with the fair foliage of

artifice;

And when she is drest, behold, she knoweth not herself again!

I walked in the forest, and above me stood the yew--

Stood like a slumbering giant, shrouded in impenetrable shade;

Then I pass’d into the citizen’s garden, and marked a tree clipt

into shape

(The giant’s locks had been shorn by the Delilah-shears of

Decorum),

And I said, “Surely Nature is goodly; but how much goodlier is

Art!”

I heard the wild notes of the lark floating far over the blue sky,

And my foolish heart went after him, and, lo! I blessed him as he

rose.

Foolish! for far better is the trained boudoir bullfinch,

Which pipeth the semblance of a tune, and mechanically draweth up

the water;

And the reinless steed of the desert, though his neck be clothed

with thunder,

Must yield to him that danceth and “moveth in the circles” at

Astley’s.

For verily, O my daughter, the world is a masquerade,

And God made thee one thing, that thou mightest make thyself

another.

A maiden’s heart is as champagne, ever aspiring and struggling

upward,

And it needed that its motions be checked by the silvered cork of

Propriety;

He that can afford the price, his be the precious treasure;

Let him drink deeply of its sweetness, nor grumble if it tasteth

of the cork.

_Charles Stuart Calverley._

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