III

After that there came to be a group in that boat that followed the

example of Mori and kept lice. In the matter of going about in pursuit

of lice whenever they had leisure, this group was not different from

the rest of the party. The only difference was that all they caught,

they put one by one faithfully into their bosoms and carefully kept.

But it is seldom in any country in any age that the precursor’s

teaching is accepted in its first form by all the people. In this boat,

too, there were many Pharisees who set themselves up against Mori’s

doctrines on lice.

At the forefront of these stood a captain of foot called Inoue Tenzo.

He, too, was an eccentric, and he always ate all the lice he caught.

When he had finished his evening meal, he would place a teacup before

him and sit slowly munching something that was evidently delicious, so

somebody looked into the cup and saw that it was full of the lice he

had caught and asked,

“What do they taste like?”

“Let’s see. Like oily parched rice, I guess,” said he.

Those who use their mouths to crush lice are to be found everywhere,

but this man was not of their number. As light refreshment pure and

simple, he ate them every day. He was the first to oppose Mori.

There was not another soul who took after Inoue and ate lice, but a

considerable number joined him in his opposition. According to them,

men’s bodies certainly could not be warmed by the presence of lice.

Moreover, in the Book of Filial Piety, it is written that we receive

our bodies, hair and hide, from our fathers and mothers, and the very

beginning of filial duty lies in not injuring them. Of one’s own choice

to feed these bodies to such things as lice was egregiously unfilial.

Whence lice should by all means be hunted out. They should not be

raised.

Under these circumstances, disputes arose from time to time between the

Mori and Inoue groups. And so long as they simply ended in argument,

there was no harm. But in the end things developed unexpectedly from

such beginnings even unto the starting of an appeal to the sword.

It came about in this way. One day Mori received from the others a lot

of lice which he put into a teacup and set aside, intending to raise

them carefully as usual, when Inoue, taking advantage of his incaution,

ate them up before he noticed. When Mori came to look for them, there

was not one left. Then this precursor flared into anger.

“What’d you eat ’em for?” he demanded, edging up to Inoue with his arms

akimbo and his eyes blazing.

“Fact is, it’s idiotic to keep lice,” said Inoue indifferently, showing

absolutely no desire to take him up.

“It’s idiotic to eat ’em.”

Mori flew into a fury and, pounding the plank deck shouted,

“Look here! Is there anybody in this ship who isn’t indebted to lice?

Takin’ these lice an’ eatin’ ’em is just like payin’ kindness with

hate!”

“I haven’t the least recollection of ever receivin’ any favor from

lice.”

“Nay, even if you haven’t, to wantonly take the lives of livin’ things

is unspeakable.”

After two or three more remarks had been exchanged with increasing

vehemence, Mori suddenly saw red and put his hand on the hilt of his

maroon-sheathed sword. Of course Inoue did not back down. He quickly

snatched up his long blade in its cinnabar scabbard and sprang to

his feet. Had not the naked men who were going about catching lice

excitedly forced the two apart, it would probably have meant the life

of one or the other of them.

According to the story of one who saw this flurry with his own eyes,

the two men, held fast in the arms of the whole party, still foamed at

the mouth and shouted, “Lice--Lice--”

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