SOMETHING LIKE A SUBSCRIPTION!

(_A PAGE FROM THE BOOK OF PHILANTHROPY._)

The Committee waited impatiently the arrival of the Great and Good

Man. It was their duty to obtain a donation--an ample one--from the

Millionnaire whose charity was renowned far and wide, from one end of

the world to the other. At length he appeared before them.

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"What can I do for you?" he asked, with a smile that absolutely shone

with benevolence.

"You know, Sir, that the claims of the poor in the Winter are

numerous, and difficult to meet?"

"Certainly I do," returned the Man of Wealth, "and hope that you are

about to ask me for a subscription."

"Indeed we were," cried the spokesman of the Committee, his eyes

filling with grateful tears. "May I put you down for five pounds?"

"Five pounds!" echoed the Millionnaire, impatiently, "What is five

pounds?--_five thousand_ is much more like the figure! Now, I will

give you five thousand pounds on one condition."

"Name it!" cried the Deputation in a breath.

"The simplest thing in the world," continued the Millionnaire. "I

will give you five thousand pounds on the condition that you get

ninety-nine other fellows to do the same. Nay, you shall thank me when

all is collected. I can wait till then."

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The above words were spoken more than thirty years ago. Since then

the Deputation have been waiting for the other fellows--and so has the

Millionnaire!

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