_Tourist (staying at the Glenmulctem Hotel--dubiously)._ "Can
I--ah--have a boat?"
_Boatman._ "Oo--aye!"
_Tourist._ "But I thought you--ah--never broke the--aw--Sabbath in
Scotland?"
_Boatman._ "Aweel, ye ken the Sawbath disna' come doon to the loch--it
just staps at the hottle!"]
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