SCRAPS FROM CHAPS.

BALLOTERY.--The Cork Agricultural Society had before it a

proposal of the County Board to rent their ground for holding sports.

The Chairman said,

"It was to be understood that the grounds would only be let on the

understanding that no drink would be sold, and that _no political

meetings or gambling_ would be allowed."

Rather hard on politicians this, to bracket their patriotic endeavours

with pitch-and-toss and alcoholic indulgence! If politics are like

strong drink, nobody at any rate can call them a form of "refreshment"!

But defeated candidates will quite agree that the game of "_bleu et

jaune_" is a good deal worse than "_rouge et noir_."

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A DAY SHIFT.--From the _North British Daily Mail_ comes news

of a daring electoral outrage. The Liberal candidate wanted to address

the colliers in one of the Lanarkshire towns; but his meeting was very

poorly attended. The cause was that the colliers were all waiting at

the bottom of the pit ready to be drawn up, but "it was found necessary

to send down an extra quantity of wood at that particular time"; so

that the colliers could not get to the surface for an hour, when the

political meeting was over! Smart man, the Conservative agent in that

division! The pitmen could not be wound up, so the meeting was. It

isn't only in Lanark that the Liberal Party wants a lift!

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"LITTERAL" TRUTH.--The effects of the General Election on the

Press seem to be most marked in Ireland. An Irish contemporary has the

following:--

"IRELAND. THE VICEROYALTY TO BE ABOLILHED.--Colonel

SAUNDERSON, addressing the Orangemen of Diamond, near Armagh,

said that Lord LALISBURY'S Government would bring in a Bil to

obolieh the office of Irish Viceroy."

What is really to happen to the Irish Viceroy is rather mysterious.

Is he to be "abolilhed," or only "oboliehed"? Perhaps "Lord

LALISBURY" will kindly explain.

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