RELATES HOW GIDEON WOLF WAS SEEN BY OLD ANNA PLAYING CARDS WITH THE
DEVIL.
He grew into a tall, thin, sallow-faced young man, about as ill-favored
as one of Pharaoh's lean kine; with large splay feet; with sandy hair;
with a nose which looked as if it had been broken in the middle by a
violent blow; with eyes as dull as the eyes of a fish; with a voice in
which was never heard a note of natural gayety. Such men are a mistake
in the world, and how any young woman can be drawn to them is a mystery
which I defy students of human nature to satisfactorily explain. A
mother's love for her ugly bantling is easily understood, but a fine
young woman's, with bright eyes in her head, for such a scarecrow as
Gideon Wolf is beyond ordinary comprehension. Yet they draw prizes
these crooked-grained ones, while better men are left to sigh in vain.
You have already heard how Gideon passed through his apprenticeship,
and how I continued to employ him as a workman when his time was out.
He was twenty-two years of age when, on a certain evening, old Anna,
who had been out marketing, burst in upon me with a plump goose in her
hand, and cried in a great heat,
"Fine doings, Master Fink, fine doings! It is high time the world came
to an end."
"What, in Heaven's name, has put you in such a fever?" I inquired,
looking up from the newspaper in which I was reading an account of a
wonderful ox, which had a man's head growing out of one shoulder and a
turtle out of the other. "Ah," I cried, in sudden fear, "that goose!
You have been cheated. It is not a fresh goose; it ought to have been
eaten days ago, and the dealer will not change it. Give it to me--I
will go to him myself--"
"No need to trouble, Master Fink," said Anna, in a slightly acid tone;
"the goose is a good goose, and I bought it cheap. I should like to see
the dealer who could take me in. Look at it."
I did more than look at it. I poked its ribs; I felt its fat breast; my
eyes glistened.
"Already, Anna," I cried, joyously, "already I smell the stuffing!"
"I don't deny it; I am fond of good cooking. It is nothing to be
ashamed of; we were sent into the world to eat, as well as to do other
things, and it is right that we should enjoy it."
"It is not the goose that has put me in a fever," said Anna, "it is
Gideon Wolf."
I pricked up my ears. "Has he been behaving rudely to you, Anna?"
"What!" she screamed, in a voice so shrill that I jumped in my chair.
"He! A lamp-post like him! If he dared, I'd box his ears till I set
them on fire!"
I laughed quietly; I could not help it, her indignation was so comical.
"Well, then," I asked, wiping my eyes, for I had brought the tears into
them, "what has he done?"
Her reply was brief and startling: "Gideon Wolf is courting."
"It is not possible," I cried; "you must be dreaming."
"I don't dream," said Anna, "with my eyes wide open. This very evening,
not ten minutes ago, as I was coming home, after buying the goose, I
saw him with his arm round her waist."
"Bound the goose's waist!" I exclaimed, for really she was beginning to
confuse me.
She looked at me solemnly, reproachfully. "Pray to-night, Master Fink,"
she said, "to be forgiven for making a joke of my words!" And she was
about, to leave me.
"Stay, Anna," I said, conscience-stricken, "and pardon me. With his arm
around whose waist?"
"Round Katrine Loebeg's," replied Anna, sorrowfully. "The child--the
poor, misguided child! It was only yesterday I was nursing her on my
knee and tossing her in the air."
Anna was deeply moved, and I scarcely less than she, at this
disclosure. It was hardly to be believed that a fresh young heart like
that which beat in the breast of pretty Katrine Loebeg should have
given itself up to this scarecrow. But it was true. Gideon Wolf had
cast a spell upon her, and she was as secure in his wiles as a trout
on a hook. Sweet Katrine Loebeg! whom I looked upon almost as a child
of my own, who could have chosen from the best, and for whom many a
manly heart was aching! An orphan, too, with no father to protect
her, and no mother to warn her of the pitfalls which lie in the path
of unsuspecting, innocent maidenhood. That made it worse--a thousand
times worse. What could there be in Gideon Wolf to attract that young
soul? What unholy arts had he used to draw her to him? Incredible as it
seemed, it was most unhappily true that he had infatuated her, and was
paying court to her.
"Did you speak to them, Anna?" I asked.
"No; they did not see me."
"But surely, Anna, this was not done in the open street!"
"No; that's where the villainy of it is. You know the archway on the
right hand side of the Court of Public Justice. At this time of the
day scarcely any one passes through it. I should not have done so had
I not wanted to go to the Blind House to give Mother Morel her paper
of snuff. She is ninety-eight, but her nose is in splendid condition.
It is the only sense she has left to enjoy. She is blind, she is deaf,
she mumbles so that it is impossible to understand a word she says, and
she has scarcely any feeling in her. Her nose is the only thing she
has left which convinces her that she still belongs to this world; it
is her sole comfort. Well, when I went through the archway no one was
there, and outside the archway there were only the pigeons picking up
the crumbs; but when I came back from the Blind House, there, in the
darkest corner of the archway, was your treasure, Gideon Wolf--"
"Don't call him my treasure," I interrupted, mildly; "I have not a high
opinion of him."
"Why did you take him as your apprentice, then? I warned you how it
would be."
"Is it possible," I cried, testily, "to find in this world a woman who
will tell a story without flying round it in every direction but the
right one? Get out of that archway, Anna."
"There was Gideon Wolf in the very darkest part of it, with his arm
round Katrine's waist. And unless my ears are mistaken, I heard the
sound of a kiss."
"When two young people are together like that, Anna, it is not an
unlikely thing to happen."
"Well," she asked, sharply, "what are you going to do about it?"
"That is a difficult question to answer. What can I do?"
"There is no difficulty. You must prevent it from going any further."
"How, Anna? In what way? Gideon is no longer my apprentice he is his
own master; he is an independent workman."
"A fine workman he has turned out to be!" she cried, scornfully. "Over
and over again have I said to myself, 'Why does Master Fink keep such
a creature in the house? Why does he not bid him pack and be off?' It
would not be believed if people knew all."
She was not in the secret of the little romance that was played when
Gideon's mother and I were boy and girl together. I had the greatest
confidence in Anna, but this sentiment of my youthful days I had not
divulged to any one. Besides, if in an unguarded moment I had confided
in Anna I am doubtful whether she would have sympathized with me. She
would not have looked at it through my spectacles. She might even have
lost confidence in me, and that was a risk I did not care to run.
"You manage your kitchen," I said to this faithful old servant, "and I
will manage my shop. Every one knows his own business best. If I took
the liberty of suggesting to you how you should cook that plump goose
you have in your hand, I should not be surprised to feel it flying
about my head, dead as it is.
"From the first day I came here," said Anna, and there was really a
touch of pathos in her voice, "everything has gone right in my kitchen.
Never a joint have I spoiled, nor a bird, nor has an ounce of fat or
a slice of bread been wasted. Out of what has been saved by careful
management we have even been able to feed the beggars. Go down-stairs
now, and you will see the saucepans, and the pans, and the moulds
shining like new silver, and if you find a speck of dust on a plate or
a glass you may cut off my head."
It was true, every word of it, and I should have melted into tears had
it not been for the tragic tone in which my good Anna said I might cut
off her head.
"And why," she continued, and now her voice began to swell, "do I
tell you this? To praise myself--to make you think I am a miracle of
a woman? No, Master Fink, you know better than that. I am no miracle;
only an ordinary creature, who is contented when things go on in a
quiet and honest fashion. It is to prove to you how easy it is for
one pair of hands to do a thing well, and for another pair to make
everything go wrong. Had _I_ taken an apprentice, some wench who
thought more of her own stomach than her master's, your meat would
have been undone or done to rags, and your favorite dishes burned to a
cinder. But I would have no apprentice; the work I had to do was done,
and that was enough for me. I was not going to bring confusion upon the
house. And your shop, before you took Gideon Wolf into it, was like
my kitchen, a model. You got up in the morning, you had your meals in
peace, you did with your own one pair of hands every bit of work there
was to do, you were putting by money, and this house was a house of
truth and honesty. No lies to disturb us then, Master Fink; no deceit,
no treachery, no unholy work--"
"Stop, Anna," I exclaimed, "for Heaven's sake, stop! Everything you
have said is true, except the last. Whatever else takes place in the
house, there is no unholy work going on in it."
"I tell you, Master Fink," said Anna, and her voice became so solemn
that I felt the hair rising on my head, "that there is unholy work
being carried on in your house. The Evil One visits it regularly!"
I stared at her with my mouth wide open. Had the most savory morsel
been popped into it at that moment I should not have been able to move
my jaws; there it would have remained, uneaten.
"Explain to me what you mean," I managed to murmur.
"Explain to me," she retorted, "what Gideon Wolf means, by getting up
in the middle of the night to play cards with the Devil!"
You may imagine my astonishment; you might have thrown me from my chair
to the ground with your little finger. "Playing cards in the middle of
the night with the Devil!" I gasped.
"Yes, Master Fink, with the Devil. Doesn't Gideon Wolf sleep in the
next room to mine, and isn't there a hole in the wall behind the
curtains of my bed, into which I have stuffed a piece of soft rag, and
tied it with a string to my pillow, so that it can't be taken out on
the other side without disturbing me? Well, then. The first time I saw
anything of Gideon Wolf's unholy work was six months ago, when, waking
up in the middle of the night, I heard him talking to Some One in his
room. My room was dark--I have nothing on my conscience, and can sleep
without a light--but in his the candle was burning, as I saw when I
quietly took the rag out of the hole and peeped through. There was no
harm in my doing it--I am old enough to be his grandmother. I knew
that, lawfully, there should be only you, me, and Gideon in the house.
You were asleep down-stairs. Who could it be, then, that Gideon Wolf
was talking to? It was my duty to see, and I am thankful that I am not
a coward. Gideon was sitting in his shirt-sleeves at his little table;
his back was towards me, and, as I have told you, there was a candle
alight. He was shuffling and dealing out a pack of cards, talking all
the time in a voice you never heard, Master Fink, all the years he has
been with you. It was not a natural voice; the bad passions expressed
in it made me shudder. He dealt cards to himself and to Whoever it
was that sat opposite to him. I did not see the Being he was playing
with, but it could be nobody but Satan, who has the power of making
himself invisible to any person he pleases--and he didn't choose to
show himself to me. But Gideon saw him clearly enough, for he spoke to
the Fiend, and shook his fist at him, and swore at him, and when he
was winning, grinned in his face--a diabolical grin, such as I never
saw on the face of a proper man. Now and then I thought I heard a
faint, wicked laugh from the Fiend, but I could not make sure of it.
Gideon kept an account of something--of his winnings and losings, I
suppose--on pieces of paper, upon which he wrote figures at the end
of every game. 'That makes five hundred,' Gideon said; 'that makes a
thousand; that makes fifteen hundred; that makes two thousand. Where am
I to get the money from? How am I to pay you?' I knew how he would have
to pay; it was his soul that was being gambled away. It was when Gideon
was speaking in that way that I thought I heard the laughing of the
Fiend. This went on for nearly an hour, I should say, and then Gideon
Wolf, dashing the pack of cards against the wall, rose from the table
with a face as white as my table-cloths. Something seemed to vanish out
of the room, and Gideon, after muttering to himself for a minute or
two, burned all the little pieces of paper at the candle, and gathering
the ashes put them in the stove. Having done this with great care, he
collected the pack of cards, blew out the candle, and went to bed. The
next morning when I went to his room I looked into his stove, and there
I saw the burned ashes of the pieces of paper, and I knew I had not
been dreaming."
"But, Anna," I said, "why have you not told me this before?"
"Because," she replied, "you make a scoff of sacred things--for which
I am afraid you will be punished unless I pray you off; and I try hard
to--yes, Master Fink, I pray for you every day of my life."
"You do me a great wrong," I said; "never in my life have I scoffed at
sacred things."
"You don't believe in the Devil," she said, shaking her head dolefully.
"Not in the way you do, Anna. But it would be foolish for us to discuss
religious matters. When you find me doing an evil action, then will be
the time to pray for me. Did you ever see Gideon play cards again in
that way?"
"A dozen times at least. Sometimes he wins, sometimes he loses. When he
wins there is an unholy light in his eyes; when he loses he curses and
swears and walks up and down the room, clinching his fists and waving
them in the air. But if I had not seen what I have seen it would not
alter my opinion of him. If he were an honest man--which he is not and
a handsome man--which he is not and if he didn't play cards with the
Devil--even then he is no fit lover for an innocent girl like Katrine
Loebeg. And so I shall tell her, whether she likes it or not."
"Do so," I said, "and I will also speak to her."
"It is your duty, Master Fink. You knew her father, and respected him.
If he were alive this day he would take that comrade of the Evil One by
the neck between his finger and thumb and send him spinning into the
gutter. If I were a man I'd do it myself. You seem to know very little
of this Gideon Wolf of yours. I'll tell you something else concerning
him. Who do you think he goes to see every Friday night, as regularly
as clock-work?"
"I cannot guess."
"Pretzel the miser, who lives in the Temple--Pretzel, your enemy
with the evil eye, who hasn't a friend in the world but Gideon
Wolf--Pretzel, that the little children run away from when he shows his
ugly face, and that the very dogs in the streets snarl and bark at! Now
I've given you a good stomach full, Master Fink, and I wish you joy of
your apprentice."
Anna was very unjust to me, but I ascribed it to her excited feelings.
She made amends to me that very night, by placing before me for supper
the goose she had bought for the next day's dinner. Ah, if women only
knew the effect of such a thing upon a man's spirits! The very smell
was enough to dispel anger and vexation. If a young girl were to come
to me for counsel before she was married, if she were to ask me how she
could chain her husband to her, how she could make him love her all
the days of his life, I should say to her, "Look after his stomach, my
child. Make him nice stews and savory dishes. When he cuts into the
beef with the knife you have sharpened for him, let him behold the
gravy running out of it. It softens the heart. And when you give him
a roast goose, be sure that you give him plenty of stuffing with it."
But no one could roast a goose like old Anna. No one, no one! Upon her
tombstone ought to have been cut the words, "Here lieth a woman who
could roast a goose to perfection, and who made the finest stews in the
world."
When Anna placed that goose before me I gave utterance to a long, deep
sigh of satisfaction, and I looked at her with a smile in my eyes. Her
face lighted up in an instant. You should have seen it; it was like
the sun breaking out. Did I not know in my inmost soul that she had
been suffering because she believed she had done me an injustice? And
in an instant everything was cleared up through the savory steam--more
eloquent than the finest words that rose from the hot roast goose.
But there is never joy without sorrow. Gideon Wolf came into the room
just as I put the knife into the breast.
"A hot roast goose!" he cried, gleefully. "If I like one thing better
than another it is a hot roast goose for supper."
And he drew his chair close to the table, and held out a plate.
I could not take my knife out of the breast, the fattest slices of
which I intended for my own eating, and help him to the long joint of
the leg. Sadly I laid the fat slices on his plate, and when he said,
"Don't trouble about the stuffing, Master Fink I'll help myself;" I
submitted without a word, but in silent wrath. He devoured the best
part of that goose, and nearly the whole of the stuffing. What could be
expected of such a gourmand? As for Anna, she went out of the room in
such a state of vexation that I am sure she could not have got a wink
of sleep that night.