CHAPTER VII

COACHING INNS

A hundred years ago, everybody who had occasion for inland travelling was

perforce obliged to use the road; that is, unless he preferred a canal

boat or barge, and navigable waters lay in the desired direction. Rich

people travelled in their private carriage with four horses which were

changed every few miles at the posting-houses. Those without means had to

content themselves with carriers’ carts or the stage broad-wheeled

waggons; a few resorted to dog-carts, then a tiny four-wheeled contrivance

actually drawn by dogs. But the great majority of passengers were conveyed

in the coaches or mails. In 1825 it was calculated that no less than

10,000 persons were daily on the road in mail-coaches, so closely timed

that if a driver were to be ten minutes late in arriving at an important

centre many corresponding services would be seriously upset. The average

speed, allowing for changing horses, was about ten miles an hour on the

fast day coaches.

All this vast organisation had grown up since the time of Queen Elizabeth,

when the coach was introduced from France by Fitz-Alan, Earl of Arundel.

Only in her old age would this queen leave her horse for the effeminate

conveyance, and the Judges continued to ride on horseback to Westminster

Hall, almost until the Restoration. In the year 1672, when there were only

six stage-coaches in daily running, a Mr. John Cresset, of the

Charterhouse, published a pamphlet urging their suppression on the ground

that “These stage-coaches make gentlemen come to London on every small

occasion, which otherwise they would not do, but upon urgent necessity;

nay the convenience of the passage makes their wives often come up, who

rather than come such long journeys on horseback would stay at home. Then,

when they come to town, they must presently be in the mode, get fine

clothes, go to plays and treats, and by these means get such a habit of

idleness and love of pleasure, as to make them uneasy ever after.”

The coaches started on their journey each morning and evening from great

inn yards surrounded by tiers of galleries one above the other. Sometimes,

as at the _Bull and Mouth_ in St. Martins le Grand, or the _Oxford Arms_

in Warwick Lane, there were four stories of these galleries. It is not

easy to trace the various steps by which the plan of the coaching inn was

evolved from the “corrall” of migrating tribes, who when resting for the

night arranged their waggons in a hollow square, with their cattle in the

centre. But the idea underlying the coaching inn was a species of fortress

entered only by the great archway with massive doors strongly barred at

closing time. The bedchambers of the guests all opened into the galleries

overlooking the yard. When an alarm was raised each owner of waggons or

cattle in the yard could at once hurry out to the defence of his property.

Later on, the traveller would be bound to hear the note of the guard’s

horn, warning him that the coach in which he had booked a place was

preparing to start.

“Heads, heads,--take care of your heads!” is the cry as the Pickwick Club

pass on the top of the Rochester coach through the low inn archway.

“Terrible place--dangerous work--other day--five children--mother--tall

lady eating sandwiches--forgot the arch--crash--knock--children look

round--mother’s head off--sandwich in her hand--no mouth to put it

in--head of a family off--shocking, shocking!” And it was no invention of

the ingenious Mr. Jingle--for the accident actually happened at the _White

Hart_ at St. Albans.

[Illustration: Yard of White Hart, St. Albans]

Just as the coaching system had reached its highest perfection, the

railway came and the coach vanished--more suddenly than the horse vehicle

has disappeared from the Strand with the advent of the taxi-cab and motor

omnibus. The landlord of the coaching inn and the posting-house found his

occupation gone almost as abruptly as the guard and driver. Gone are all

the coaching inns of London, although their names survive as receiving

offices of the railway carriers. In country towns on the main roads, like

Sittingbourne or Godalming, huge forlorn wrecks present their face to the

roads converted into shops or tenements. Some of them continue to maintain

a precarious existence in country villages like Buckden in

Huntingdonshire, scarcely visited by the traveller of to-day, whereas

seventy years ago their vast size was often insufficient to accommodate

the daily arrivals of guests. They linger on in the hope that motorists

may bring them a new popularity. Others, tired of empty rooms and

dwindling local trade have retired into private life. At Caxton, on the

old North Road, the _George_, a very large inn of a lonely country

village, is now a comfortable private residence, and the old gateway arch

would hardly be recognized in the French window opening on the front

garden.

[Illustration: Coach Gallery at the Bull, Long Melford]

Gone are the old galleried yards. We do not know of one complete instance,

except the little disused _Coach and Horses_ in York Street, Westminster,

which is neither large nor beautiful. Fragments of galleries exist at the

old _George Inn_ in the Borough, where they are in several stories; at

the _George_ at Huntingdon; the _Golden Lion_ at St. Ives, and the _New

Inn_ at Gloucester; but the finest remaining gallery is at the _Bull_ at

Dartford. The _Bull_ at Long Melford owns a glazed gallery, running along

the side of the yard next the inn, said to have served to facilitate the

loading of luggage on the coaches.

But in provincial towns the coaching inn is not quite left desolate; it is

the place of departure and arrival for the carrier’s van. One need only

search any local directory to discover the enormous number of these

conveyances and the various inns from which they start. The rustic still

prefers this method of travel to any other, and if the tourist is not in a

hurry the box seat of a carrier’s cart is the ideal place from which to

study rural affairs. The carrier knows everybody in the district and he is

often a dry kind of philosopher, if not an archæologist or naturalist. Win

his heart and he will divulge unexpected secrets, besides securing for you

the most comfortable night’s lodging. His recommendation will prove a

passport admitting into every grade of village society.

When the world proves unkind, when the loneliness and disappointments of

life press hard upon you--if Fortune has dealt you a humiliating

rebuff--then, if you have a few shillings left, one night spent in an old

wayside coaching inn will brace your system up and give you heart to face

your troubles once more with a new courage. The world you have left may

have despised you. Within the walls of this old hostelry, landlord,

waiter, chambermaid, exist only to obey your lightest whim. You are the

luminary round which this little world revolves--the “gentleman in the

parlour.” As Washington Irving so well puts it: “To a homeless man there

is a momentary feeling of independence as he stretches himself before an

inn fire; the armchair is his throne, the poker is his sceptre, and the

little parlour his undisputed empire.” If you condescend to join the

company in the tap-room, still further honour awaits you. Your

pronouncements on things temporal or things eternal have acquired an

acknowledged value; your opinion is invited and universally deferred to;

and the oldest inhabitant will for your special benefit invent a new

series of reminiscences. In short, you will feel the truth of all that Dr.

Johnson has laid down on the subject: “At a tavern there is a general

freedom from anxiety. You are sure you are welcome; and the more noise you

make, the more trouble you give, the more good things you call for, the

welcomer you are. No servants will attend you with the alacrity which

waiters do, who are incited by the prospects of an immediate reward in

proportion as they please. No, sir; there is nothing which has been

contrived by man by which so much happiness is produced as by a good

tavern or inn.”

[Illustration: The White Hart, Witham]

A few minutes’ gossip with the landlord after closing time, and you sink

to rest in the depth of a feather bed, which removes the last vestiges of

the care that has beset you. Early in the morning you rise refreshed and

vigorous, ready after a walk round the old-fashioned garden to devour

unlimited supplies of ham and eggs washed down by coffee. It is only in

real old coaching inns that they possess the secret of brewing old English

coffee--a beverage that owes nothing to the poisonous intoxicating berry

of Arabia, discovered by the brothers Shirley. We believe it is

manufactured by roasting and grinding some species of scarlet runner. As a

breakfast drink it is unequalled. This coffee is the last of a series of

exhilarating experiences before you go your way rejoicing and awake to all

the graces of life. The bill will not be exorbitant--that is, if you have

been reasonable in your demands--and the landlord contemplates with

pleasure your return on a future occasion.

We love the coaching inn, not only as the home of practical good cheer,

but for the romantic memories that cling to it. Scarcely one of them but

has its story of the eloping couple, whose chaise slipped out at the back

gate just as the heroine’s father alighted to make inquiries at the front

door; the details vary, but the lovers always escape in the nick of time

with the connivance of Boniface. In a corner of the gallery of one old inn

near Huntingdon, a narrow door is shown, fitting so exactly that when

closed no person except those in the secret could trace it. Here some Dick

Turpin or Claude Duval might lie in wait and peep over the balcony to

choose his prey among the passengers stopping for the night; or find safe

hiding from the Bow Street runners. Romance easily gathered around the

journey by coach. Whereas a railway acquaintance ends when the passengers

each go his or her own way from the arrival platform, the companions on

the coach-top met again in the coffee-room, and might renew their intimacy

at breakfast next morning. Between London and York there was ample time

and opportunity for any suitable young couple to arrive at a good

understanding with one another.

None of the coaching inns had a more remarkable history than the _Castle

Inn_ at Marlborough. Built by Francis, Lord Seymour, in the reign of

Charles II from the reputed designs of Webb, Inigo Jones’ pupil and

son-in-law, this sumptuous manor-house was the favourite residence of the

Seymour family. During its occupation by Frances, Countess of Hertford,

and afterwards Duchess of Somerset, in the early years of the eighteenth

century, many of the leading wits and scholars of the age were invited

here. Dr. Watts, the hymn-writer, James Thomson, author of “The Seasons,”

and Elizabeth Rowe are all said to have composed their lays in the

grottoes and extravagantly-arranged gardens. When the house passed by

marriage into the hands of the Northumberland family it was neglected as a

superfluous residence, and at last was let on lease as an inn to a Mr.

Cotterell. It was a broad-fronted stately mansion, the most splendid and

best appointed hotel in England during that age. Before the grand portico

no less than forty coaches changed horses every day. The service was

magnificent. A dinner of twenty-two covers could, if necessary, be served

up on silver.

The great Lord Chatham once stayed several weeks at the _Castle Inn_. He

was detained there on his way back to London from Bath, by a relapse of

gout. His own suite demanded twenty rooms, and the exigencies of State

during that time strained the resources of the hotel to the utmost. He

required the whole staff, waiters, ostlers and boot-boys to wear his

livery. Mr. Stanley Weyman has seized on just this critical moment, and

has woven round the _Castle Inn_ the sweetest and most enthralling of his

many novels.

Other romances of real life are associated with it. Driving through

Marlborough and halting at the _Castle Inn_, a certain Duke of Chandos

heard screams in the inn-yard. Hastening to the spot he found a beautiful

girl being brutally beaten by an ostler. When the Duke interfered, the

ostler declared that the young woman was his wife, and therefore that he

had an indefeasible right to beat her. However, he was willing to

compromise the matter by selling his wife for £20. The Duke paid the

money, took the young woman away, and, so we are told, afterwards made her

Duchess of Chandos.

[Illustration: Old Coaching Inns, St Albans]

Water has continued to flow under the bridge that spans the Kennett for

many generations since Sir George Soane sat on the parapet and wooed

Julia, the college porter’s daughter. The old Bath Road knows no more the

coaches, curricles, wigs and hoops, holstered saddles or the beaux and

fine ladies, and gentleman’s gentlemen whose environment they were. We

drift half-unconsciously into the language of the novelist who has

recalled these old days so vividly. The _Castle Inn_ is now part of

Marlborough College, founded in 1843. The _Rose Inn_ at Wokingham has been

refronted since “With pluvial patter for refrain,” Gay, Pope, Swift and

Arbuthnot spent a rainy afternoon there vying their verses in praise of

Molly Moy, the fair daughter of their host, who in spite of her beauty

lived to be an old maid of seventy. Yet the wayfarer will discover that

innkeeper’s daughters are as pretty as they were in the days gone by.

Romance is not the exclusive property of any one generation. Where youth

and beauty are to be found there lurks the romance; and it belongs as much

to the inns of our own time as when highwaymen, patches, puffs, wigs, and

knee breeches were the prevailing fashion.

[Illustration: Botolph’s Bridge Inn, Romney Marsh]

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