[Illustration: _WHERE THERE'S A WILL, THERE'S A WAY._
_Foxhunting Doctor._ "NOT BE IN TIME! OH, NONSENSE! SEND MY HORSE
ON,--SEE MY PATIENTS EARLY,--DRESS IN THE BROUGHAM,--THERE I AM!" (_and
we hope he may have a good run_).
[_We have been obliged to take the side of the carriage out, which
perhaps the kind reader will excuse._
]
[Illustration: _PATIENCE REWARDED._
_Piscator._ "A-HAH! GOT YOU AT LAST, HAVE I?--AND A FINE WEEK'S TROUBLE
I'VE HAD TO CATCH YOU!"]
[Illustration: _SERVANTGALISM._--No. X.
_Servant Gal._ "I TELL YOU WHAT, COOK; WITH MY BEAUTY AND FIGGER,
I AIN'T A GOIN' TO STOP IN SARVICE NO LONGER; I SHALL BE ORF TO
HORSETRAYLIER."]
[Illustration: _JOHN THOMAS NON-PLUSHED._
_Tax Collector._ "JOHN THOMAS MOONCALF?"
_John Thomas._ "--ESQUIRE, THAT'S ME!"
_Tax Collector._ "THEN BE SO GOOD AS TO FILL UP THIS INCOME-TAX PAPER
AND RETURN IT TO ME BEFORE TWENTY DAYS!"]
[Illustration: _EDUCATION IN THE MINING DISTRICTS._
_Jemoimer._ "BIST THOU A GOIN' TO SKULE, ELOYZA?"
_Eloyza._ "NOT HI, JEMOIMER. THEY GID US TEA AND BUNS LARST WEEK, AND
WE SHA'T HAN NO MOORE TILL CUM CRISMUS; SO MUTHER SAYS AS HOW IT AIN'T
NO USE."]
[Illustration: _UNCONSCIOUS SATIRE._
"THERE, BABY DEAR, LOOK AT THE PRETTY SOLDIERS!"]
[Illustration: _AVERAGE WEIGHT OF THE FOOT GUARDS._
_Heavy Swell._ "WHAT'S THE AVERAGE WEIGHT OF THE MEN IN YOUR REGIMENT,
CHARLEY?"
_Swell in the Guards._ "DON'T KNOW, I'M SURE--AW--BUT TEN GO TO THE
TON."]
[Illustration: _THE CONFIDENCE OF YOUTH._
_Juvenile._ "I WONDER WHETHER THAT GURL HAS GOT ANY TIN--FOR I FEEL
MOST OWDACIOUSLY INCLINED TO GO AND CUT THAT FELLOW OUT."]
[Illustration: _A VISIT TO A DOG-FANCIER._]
[Illustration: _TRIUMPH OF MIND OVER MATTER._
_Old Gent._ "AND PRAY WHO IS YOUR FRIEND WITH THE COFFEE POT?"
_Small Boy._ "THAT? OH! HE'S MY FAG--HE GETS ME MY BREAKFAST AND SUCH
LIKE, BUT I ALWAYS LEAVE HIM SOME CRUMPETS--AND _NEVER BULLY HIM_!"]
[Illustration: _WHAT, INDEED?_
_Stern Parent._ "I TELL YOU, SIR, I WILL NOT ALLOW IT--AND DON'T LET
ME SEE ANY MORE NASTY PIPES OR TOBACCO IN THIS HOUSE."
_Young Williams._ "BOO-HOO--AND WHAT'S A FELLOW TO DO WHEN ALL THE MEN
OF HIS OWN AGE SMOKE?"]
[Illustration: _DID YOU EVER!_
_Friend._ "WELL, SPRAT, MY BOY--AND HOW DO YOU GET ON, NOW YOU'RE
MARRIED?"
_Sprat._ "H'M! PRETTY BOBBISH--BUT THERE'S ONE THING MAKES IT DOOCID
UNCOMFORTABLE SOMETIMES--ENTRE NOUS--MRS. S. IS _SO CONFOUNDEDLY
JEALOUS OF ME_."]
[Illustration: _MORAL INFLUENCE OF EXECUTIONS._
"WHERE 'AVE WE B'N? WHY, TO SEE THE COVE 'UNG, TO BE SURE!"]