CHAPTER VI.

Toney found Wiggins in his apartment in the hotel. The latter received

the representative of Captain Bragg with the formal politeness befitting

the occasion. After some conversation in relation to the business which

had brought them together, Toney proceeded to say,--

"Mr. Wiggins, my principal has, as you know, the selection of time and

place, as well as of weapons."

"Undoubtedly, Mr. Belton. You will be so good as to name the time."

"To-morrow, between daybreak and sunrise," said Belton.

"Very good," said Wiggins. "And the place?"

"The cluster of trees which stand on the east side of the town."

"An excellent selection," said Wiggins.

"And the weapons, Mr. Belton?"

"Broad-axes," said Toney.

"What?" exclaimed Wiggins.

"Broad-axes," reiterated Toney.

"What?" said Wiggins, in a tremulous tone.

"Broad-axes!" shouted Toney, with the lungs of a Stentor.

"Broad-axes!" repeated Wiggins, with a pallid cheek. "Mr. Belton, you do

not mean to say that Captain Bragg expects Mr. Botts to fight him with a

broad-axe!"

"Why not, sir? Why not? When a man fights a duel is it not his object to

kill his antagonist? And are not broad-axes as efficient as any weapon

for the purpose?"

"But, Mr. Belton, a broad-axe is an unusual, a barbarous weapon."

"Sir, it is neither an unusual nor a barbarous weapon. It is a military

weapon. Examine Webster's Dictionary and you will find that such is the

definition of broad-axe. It has been often used by gentlemen in affairs

of honor."

"I never heard of its use among men of honor," said Wiggins.

"Why, Sir, who originated the practice of dueling? Were not the

chivalrous knights of the Middle Ages the first to adopt this mode of

settling disputes?"

"Certainly," said the representative of Botts.

"And were not those knights gentlemen and men of honor?"

"Of course they were," said Wiggins. "Who can doubt that?"

"And did they not fight with battle-axes?"

"Oh, certainly," said Wiggins. "We read of that in Froissart and the

other chroniclers of those days."

"Well, sir, will you be so good as to show me the difference between a

battle-axe and a broad-axe? Can you point it out?"

"I confess that I cannot," said Wiggins.

"There is no difference; except that our carpenters, in the peaceful

occupation of hewing timber, have found a short handle more convenient

than the long ones used in the days of chivalry by honorable knights and

gentlemen. I propose to lengthen the handles and let our men fight like

gallant paladins with the legitimate weapons of the duello."

"Mr. Belton, I cannot consent that my principal shall fight with such a

weapon. Mr. Botts is not accustomed to the use of a broad-axe."

"Nor is Captain Bragg, sir. So neither party will have an advantage from

skill or practice."

"Did Captain Bragg select broad-axes?"

"The captain has expressed no preference; he has left the choice of

weapons to his second."

"Then, Mr. Belton, can we not, as the friends of the parties, make

arrangements for a meeting in which each gentleman may vindicate his

honor without the tragical results which must ensue from the use of such

barbarous weapons as broad-axes?"

"As I have said, and now repeat, a broad-axe is not a barbarous weapon.

Its use is legitimate in the duello. Unless you agree to the terms which

I am now about to propose, I shall adhere to my original selection."

"What are your terms, Mr. Belton?" eagerly inquired Wiggins.

"That I select the weapons, and that neither yourself nor our principals

shall know what they are until I produce them on the field."

"I agree to your terms, Mr. Belton; anything but broad-axes."

"The weapons which I shall select will test the coolness and courage of

both gentlemen. They will not be broad-axes. Are you satisfied?"

"Perfectly."

"Then, sir, as we have agreed upon the preliminary arrangement, I must

bid you good-morning."

In the corridor of the hotel Toney encountered M. T. Pate.

"Mr. Belton--Mr. Belton," said Pate, "I--I could not prevail on Mr.

Botts. He has sent a--a--a challenge, and there will be bloodshed, sir,

and--and all about a--a--a monkey, sir."

"Mr. Pate, I have the matter in hand, and I assure you, on the honor of

a gentleman, that not a drop of blood will be spilt."

"God bless you, Mr. Belton!"

"Good-morning, Mr. Pate." And Toney hurried away, leaving Pate repeating

his benediction with great fervor.

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