III

When the fire is made, you want to sit in front of it and grow genial

in its effulgence. I have never been upon a throne,--except in

moments of a traveler's curiosity, about as long as a South American

dictator remains on one,--but I have no idea that it compares, for

pleasantness, with a seat before a wood-fire. A whole leisure day

before you, a good novel in hand, and the backlog only just beginning

to kindle, with uncounted hours of comfort in it, has life anything

more delicious? For "novel" you can substitute "Calvin's

Institutes," if you wish to be virtuous as well as happy. Even

Calvin would melt before a wood-fire. A great snowstorm, visible on

three sides of your wide-windowed room, loading the evergreens, blown

in fine powder from the great chestnut-tops, piled up in ever

accumulating masses, covering the paths, the shrubbery, the hedges,

drifting and clinging in fantastic deposits, deepening your sense of

security, and taking away the sin of idleness by making it a

necessity, this is an excellent ground to your day by the fire.

To deliberately sit down in the morning to read a novel, to enjoy

yourself, is this not, in New England (I am told they don't read much

in other parts of the country), the sin of sins? Have you any right

to read, especially novels, until you have exhausted the best part of

the day in some employment that is called practical? Have you any

right to enjoy yourself at all until the fag-end of the day, when you

are tired and incapable of enjoying yourself? I am aware that this

is the practice, if not the theory, of our society,--to postpone the

delights of social intercourse until after dark, and rather late at

night, when body and mind are both weary with the exertions of

business, and when we can give to what is the most delightful and

profitable thing in life, social and intellectual society, only the

weariness of dull brains and over-tired muscles. No wonder we take

our amusements sadly, and that so many people find dinners heavy and

parties stupid. Our economy leaves no place for amusements; we

merely add them to the burden of a life already full. The world is

still a little off the track as to what is really useful.

I confess that the morning is a very good time to read a novel, or

anything else which is good and requires a fresh mind; and I take it

that nothing is worth reading that does not require an alert mind.

I suppose it is necessary that business should be transacted; though

the amount of business that does not contribute to anybody's comfort

or improvement suggests the query whether it is not overdone. I know

that unremitting attention to business is the price of success, but

I don't know what success is. There is a man, whom we all know, who

built a house that cost a quarter of a million of dollars, and

furnished it for another like sum, who does not know anything more

about architecture, or painting, or books, or history, than he cares

for the rights of those who have not so much money as he has. I

heard him once, in a foreign gallery, say to his wife, as they stood

in front of a famous picture by Rubens: "That is the Rape of the

Sardines!" What a cheerful world it would be if everybody was as

successful as that man! While I am reading my book by the fire, and

taking an active part in important transactions that may be a good

deal better than real, let me be thankful that a great many men are

profitably employed in offices and bureaus and country stores in

keeping up the gossip and endless exchange of opinions among mankind,

so much of which is made to appear to the women at home as

"business." I find that there is a sort of busy idleness among men in

this world that is not held in disrepute. When the time comes that I

have to prove my right to vote, with women, I trust that it will be

remembered in my favor that I made this admission. If it is true, as

a witty conservative once said to me, that we never shall have peace

in this country until we elect a colored woman president, I desire to

be rectus in curia early.

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