SECOND WEEK

Next to deciding when to start your garden, the most important matter

is, what to put in it. It is difficult to decide what to order for

dinner on a given day: how much more oppressive is it to order in a

lump an endless vista of dinners, so to speak! For, unless your

garden is a boundless prairie (and mine seems to me to be that when I

hoe it on hot days), you must make a selection, from the great

variety of vegetables, of those you will raise in it; and you feel

rather bound to supply your own table from your own garden, and to

eat only as you have sown.

I hold that no man has a right (whatever his sex, of course) to have

a garden to his own selfish uses. He ought not to please himself,

but every man to please his neighbor. I tried to have a garden that

would give general moral satisfaction. It seemed to me that nobody

could object to potatoes (a most useful vegetable); and I began to

plant them freely. But there was a chorus of protest against them.

"You don't want to take up your ground with potatoes," the neighbors

said; "you can buy potatoes" (the very thing I wanted to avoid doing

is buying things). "What you want is the perishable things that you

cannot get fresh in the market."--"But what kind of perishable

things?" A horticulturist of eminence wanted me to sow lines of

straw-berries and raspberries right over where I had put my potatoes

in drills. I had about five hundred strawberry-plants in another

part of my garden; but this fruit-fanatic wanted me to turn my whole

patch into vines and runners. I suppose I could raise strawberries

enough for all my neighbors; and perhaps I ought to do it. I had a

little space prepared for melons,--muskmelons,--which I showed to an

experienced friend.

You are not going to waste your ground on muskmelons?" he asked.

"They rarely ripen in this climate thoroughly, before frost." He had

tried for years without luck. I resolved to not go into such a

foolish experiment. But, the next day, another neighbor happened in.

"Ah! I see you are going to have melons. My family would rather give

up anything else in the garden than musk-melons,--of the nutmeg

variety. They are the most grateful things we have on the table."

So there it was. There was no compromise: it was melons, or no

melons, and somebody offended in any case. I half resolved to plant

them a little late, so that they would, and they would n't. But I

had the same difficulty about string-beans (which I detest), and

squash (which I tolerate), and parsnips, and the whole round of green

things.

I have pretty much come to the conclusion that you have got to put

your foot down in gardening. If I had actually taken counsel of my

friends, I should not have had a thing growing in the garden to-day

but weeds. And besides, while you are waiting, Nature does not wait.

Her mind is made up. She knows just what she will raise; and she has

an infinite variety of early and late. The most humiliating thing to

me about a garden is the lesson it teaches of the inferiority of man.

Nature is prompt, decided, inexhaustible. She thrusts up her plants

with a vigor and freedom that I admire; and the more worthless the

plant, the more rapid and splendid its growth. She is at it early

and late, and all night; never tiring, nor showing the least sign of

exhaustion.

"Eternal gardening is the price of liberty," is a motto that I should

put over the gateway of my garden, if I had a gate. And yet it is

not wholly true; for there is no liberty in gardening. The man who

undertakes a garden is relentlessly pursued. He felicitates himself

that, when he gets it once planted, he will have a season of rest and

of enjoyment in the sprouting and growing of his seeds. It is a

green anticipation. He has planted a seed that will keep him awake

nights; drive rest from his bones, and sleep from his pillow. Hardly

is the garden planted, when he must begin to hoe it. The weeds have

sprung up all over it in a night. They shine and wave in redundant

life. The docks have almost gone to seed; and their roots go deeper

than conscience. Talk about the London Docks!--the roots of these

are like the sources of the Aryan race. And the weeds are not all.

I awake in the morning (and a thriving garden will wake a person up

two hours before he ought to be out of bed) and think of the

tomato-plants,--the leaves like fine lace-work, owing to black bugs

that skip around, and can't be caught. Somebody ought to get up

before the dew is off (why don't the dew stay on till after a

reasonable breakfast?) and sprinkle soot on the leaves. I wonder if

it is I. Soot is so much blacker than the bugs, that they are

disgusted, and go away. You can't get up too early, if you have a

garden. You must be early due yourself, if you get ahead of the

bugs. I think, that, on the whole, it would be best to sit up all

night, and sleep daytimes. Things appear to go on in the night in

the garden uncommonly. It would be less trouble to stay up than it

is to get up so early.

I have been setting out some new raspberries, two sorts,--a silver

and a gold color. How fine they will look on the table next year in

a cut-glass dish, the cream being in a ditto pitcher! I set them

four and five feet apart. I set my strawberries pretty well apart

also. The reason is, to give room for the cows to run through when

they break into the garden,--as they do sometimes. A cow needs a

broader track than a locomotive; and she generally makes one. I am

sometimes astonished, to see how big a space in, a flower-bed her

foot will cover. The raspberries are called Doolittle and Golden

Cap. I don't like the name of the first variety, and, if they do

much, shall change it to Silver Top. You never can tell what a thing

named Doolittle will do. The one in the Senate changed color, and

got sour. They ripen badly,--either mildew, or rot on the bush.

They are apt to Johnsonize,--rot on the stem. I shall watch the

Doolittles.

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