_The Arrival of the English Fleet, His entertaining of six Englishmen,
an account of whose Adventures is promised him by one of the Company._
I had now spent several Months in my Voyage by Sea, perambulations by
Land, and observations of the Country in general, and this more
particular discovery of the Laws and manners both Civil and
Ecclesiastical of the Inhabitants; a just account whereof I have given
you in the foregoing Chapters: And now we dayly expected the return of
Ships from _England_, and therefore every one provided to be furnished
with all things necessary against their arrival: The Merchants who were
resident on shore had every day several sorts of commodities brought out
of the Country in Waggons drawn by Oxen, so that their Storehouses were
filled; and I for my part provided my self with all sorts of Liquors and
Victuals that the Country afforded.
At the time usual the Fleet arrived, which consisted of 4 Ships, whereof
3 was on the account of the Company, and the 4th by their permission,
came as an Interloper: Those that came on account of the Company were
provided with all things necessary, by the order of the Consul or
President; and the other Ships Company being left to shift for
themselves, took up my house for their quarters. The chief of the
Company that lodged with me consisted of 6 persons, two whereof seemed
to be very handsome young men, of about 18 years of age; these two were
very well respected, as well by the Captain as the others his
Companions; they were all very frolick, blith, and merry, and several
times laughed at several adventures that had befall'n them during the
Voyage.
Though the Captain of this Ship came not on the Companies account, yet
he was very richly loaden, and was directed to such persons of this
Country as would be sure to do his business for him; neither was he a
stranger therein, for he had been here twice before, and was acquainted
with most of the _Banians_, who are so curious and diligent observers,
that if they see a man but once, if he ever return, though several years
after, yet they will know him again, especially if they have had any
trading with them; and they have so good a conceit of our Countrymen,
that they will oftentimes trust a Captain with 2 or 300_l._ worth of
Commodities from one year to another, only giving them common interest;
and as to their ordinary dealing and bargaining, they are at a word, and
there is money to be saved by dealing with them, and trusting them, for
if you distrust them, then you shall pay so much the more; if you trust
them they will provide your goods as cheap or cheaper than you can your
self do it, though never so well experienced therein; I needed not to
acquaint our Captain with any of their fashions, for he well enough
understood it himself; but I assisted him and some of the rest in
exchanging their monies; for the _Banians_ allow no more for any Silver
or Gold Coin than it weighs; for it will never goe currant there, till
it be changed or minted into the Coin of the Country.
Four of my Guests, _Viz._ The Captain, and three of the rest did employ
themselves in looking after the Ships unlading; but the other two, who
were the youngest (and therefore, as I thought, fittest to take pains)
did still stay at home in my house, or else walk out for their
recreation. This, and some other things that I observed, made me curious
in my observations of them in all their actions, suspecting they were
either personages of greater quality than ordinary, or that there was
some other mystery in the case: but they being as cunning as my self
concealed that from me which I since knew, though I tryed them with
several speeches and discourses, in which I thought my self cunning
enough; I observed this, that these two young men never lay together,
but sometimes the Captain lay with one of them, and another person of
his company with the other. The greatest part of their business being
for the present dispatched, they often times staid at home and feasted,
where they drank off great quantities of _Persian_ Wine, and other the
Country drinks, the best I could get for them. They having all drank one
time to a good height, and being very merry, the Captain asked which was
the best house for handsome Women now. I informed him of the best I
knew; but says he, _yee have no English Girls here_, no said I, seldom
any such blessings come into this Country, we are forced to content our
selves with the brown Natives: _I believe_, said the Captain, _if these
two young men_, William _and_ George (for such was the names of the two
young men I spake of) _were hansomly drest in Womens cloaths, they would
pass for hansom Women_. I then of a sudden turning my eyes towards the
parties he spake of, saw that their cheeks were dy’d of a Vermilion hew,
deeper than lately they had acquired by drinking: This caused me to
distrust something; but the rest of the Company falling into a kind of a
laughter, which I supposed was somewhat forced, they altered their
discourse, and began a fresh health to all their friends in _England_,
which I pledged them with a very good will, telling them that I had
some, whose company I had heartily wished for; _what are they_, said the
Captain; Sir, said I, they are such as I beleeve you love, that is,
hansom Women in general; and of these I had the good fortune to be
particularly and intimately acquainted with several. At the ending of
this discourse, I was called for down to attend some of my guests who
were going, which having done, I again went up, where I found the
Captain and the rest in a standing posture, ready likewise to be gone,
at which I wondred, but let them take their pleasures: So five of my six
guests left me, and he had gone too had he not been a little flustred,
and then a sleep. After they were gone several thoughts possest my mind
of what these two youngest persons should be; and it was long ere I
could hit upon the right, but having one person in the house, with whom
I was more intimate than the rest, I resolved to use my utmost interest
with him to be satisfyed: he in few hours awaked, and would have been
gone after his companions; but I so far prevailed with him, that he lay
there that night; and because I would have the better opportunity for my
discourse, I lay with him; when we were in Bed, I told him, that I could
heartily wish I could accommodate him with a female Bedfellow; he
replyed, _that would do very well_; I offered my assistance in procuring
the best of our Country, but he was cold in his reply; whereupon I told
him, that by that time he had been so long in the Country as I had, he
would be glad of one of those whom I sometimes made a shift to spend a
night with: but continued I, I had rather be at Mother _Cr----_ in
_Moorfields_: Are you acquainted there, replyed my Bedfellow, yes, said
I, and at most of those houses of hospitality in or about _London_, to
which Colledges I was a good Benefactor; why, said my Bedfellow, you
have bin right; or else I had never come hither, said I: whereupon I
acquainted him with many of my rambles about _London_, and gave him such
satisfaction in my discourse that he began to be more free with me; and
then I conjured him to deal truly with me in resolving me one question,
to which he promised me, that he would: I having gained thus much upon
him, told him that my request was to know what those two young persons
were, which were called _William_ and _George_: truly said he, you could
not have asked me any thing that I should be more unwilling to discover
than that; but since I have promised you I will tell you, and that the
truth without any disguise, provided, you swear to me, not to discover
or take any notice thereof without my consent, to this I agreed, and
having sworn to him, he told me, that they were not of those names, nor
sex, that they went for, but Women. I told him I had long since doubted
so much, and now I knew it, I would take no notice thereof, but rather
assist than hinder any design wherein there was so much pleasure, for I
had bin as very a wag as any of them, and had in my time run through as
many and various adventures as any man of my age; he hearing me say so,
asked me where I had lived, and the most part of my life: I without any
dissembling, gave him a short account of my life, which so pleased him,
that we spent most part of the night therein, and at my earnest request
he promised me that the next day, he would give me an account of his
life, and adventures, wherein said he, you will find so many different
chances of fortune, as had hardly befallen any man, and I hope said he,
I shall be able to give you a good account thereof: for since my coming
from _England_, I have had time to recollect my self, of some things
that else I had forgotten, but now I have placed the chief passages of
my life into such a Method, as I shall be very exact in; though I was
impatient to hear what he promised me, yet the night being far spent,
sleep seized on us both for some hours, but awaking in the morning, and
putting him in mind of his promise, after a mornings draught taken, and
a command that none should interrupt us, he began as follows.
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