I stop out of breath: verbs of every kind may pass into the list.

With the Egyptians, the hand was a symbol of force; with the Romans,

a symbol of fidelity. We please ourselves in clothing the occult

powers, such as Time, Nature, Destiny, with a human hand: the hand

of Time overthrows empires, and impresses wrinkles on our brows; the

hand of Nature is prodigal to us of gifts, which are ravished from us

by the hand of Death; the hand of Destiny or of Providence, in fine,

conducts us across the paths of life.

Old stereotyped language, which we use, and shall use always. Are

we not, as Saint Evremond said, in the hands of love, as the balls

in the hands of tennis-players--and the first happiness which love

can give, is it not, according to Stendhal--and all the truly

sensitive--the first pressure of the hand of the woman we love?

Our ancestors swore by the hand, and read in the hand the mysteries

of the future. On the day of coronation, the hand of justice was

borne before the kings; the hand is used in salutation; we ask for

the /hand/ of the lady we wish to espouse in lawful marriage; we

wash our hands, like Pontius Pilate, of faults which we could not

help committing; and if I were to have to make for you the panegyric

of this organ, I should have, like Scheherazade, to put off the end

of my discourse every day till the morrow. Sir Charles Bell, in

his book, /The Hand: Its Mechanism, etc./, has given a synthesis

of all I could possibly add, and has proved that the human hand is

so admirably formed, possesses a sensibility so exquisite, that

sensibility governs with so much precision all its movements, it

answers so instantaneously to the impulses of the will, that one

might be tempted to believe that it is itself its seat. All its

actions are so energetic, so free, and withal so delicate, that it

appears to have an instinct apart; and neither its complication as

an instrument is ever dreamt of, nor the relations which subject it

to the mind. We avail ourselves of the service of the hand, as we

perform the act of respiration, without thinking of it; and we have

lost all remembrance of its first feeble efforts, as of the slow

exercise which has brought it to perfection.

The hand, in a word, is the most perfect instrument given by God to

man; but I ought not to forget, my fair friend, that poets seldom

wear gloves, and philosophers never; and that, philosophising as I

am, I remain outside the Glove, and, above all, appear to forget that

axiom of Fontenelle: Had we our hand full of authenticated facts or

truths, we should but half open it, and that after a feeble fashion.

The Glove is worthy of entering into the legend of a fairy tale, and

remaining there always, as the slipper has entered into the poetry

even of fable, with the theme of /Cinderella/. An ancient King of

France was indeed in love all his life with an unknown woman, only

from having seen her Glove in the midst of a masked ball given

to his court. Could it not easily be conceived according to the

approximative aphorism, "Show me your Glove, I will tell you who you

are." At the opera ball, in the surge of masks and of dominoes, in

the midst of the comings and goings on that staircase so exalted,

it needs but a Glove imprisoning a little hand to allure at once

the passion of a man of delicacy--a long white Glove lovingly glued

to a hand divinely small, a fine delicate wrist, and the exquisite

roundness of the forearm. This is enough to transport a lover of the

fair sex. The Glove appears not only in all festivals where grace and

beauty preside; it is found in all the rudeness and clumsiness of its

origin at the Poles, among the Norwegians, the Laps, and the Fins,

who wear huge Gloves of wool in summer, and thick Gloves of reindeer

skin, with the hair outside, in winter.

Defended by these Gloves, they sometimes sally bravely from their

huts, in spite of the cruel frosts, to kill the white bear and the

seal, just as the dramatic engravings which illustrate our stories of

voyages to the North Pole represent them to us.

But methinks your eye is asking me in disquietude about two little

bound books which I have in my reach. Reassure yourself, these are

not recitals of tourists, which are for painting us the manners of

the inhabitants of Karasjok or of the Lofoten Isles: I will read

to you at once, without allowing you to languish any longer, their

titles. Upon one of these works, see for yourself /Collection of the

Best Riddles of the Time/, composed on divers serious and sprightly

subjects by Colletet; on the other, /Collection of Riddles of the

Time/, by the Abbé Cotin. You already divine that I intend to act no

traitor's part towards you, and that I am going to read you some old

charades in verse upon Gloves:

The first riddle--/énigme/ has been masculine in French at least

since the seventeenth century, in despite of its profound

femininity--the first riddle, in obscure and ambiguous terms,

indicates that the Glove, after having been the natural covering of a

rustic animal, serves to-day as an artificial covering for an animal

more refined: man!

We're two or ten, and to a body wed,

We once a thing of breathing life were over;

Like it we lived, and now, although we're dead,

Another life more excellent we cover.

This quatrain riddle is by François Colletet, that poor poet up to

his neck in mud. Listen now to Cotin--the Trissotin of Molière--in

this singular sextain:--

With mortal flesh our five soft mouths we fill,

And in the winter to repletion feed;

If one of us be lost, the world's agreed

To treat the rest of us exceeding ill;

But if we all remain together, then

We do almost all that is done by men.

Mediocre, isn't it; tortured, bombastic, gross, all at once? There is

nothing here to make us fall into an ecstasy, and repeat to satiety,

as some highly refined courtiers used to do, "Ah, with what congruity

of terms are these thoughts expressed!"

I shall abandon the riddles at once. These two specimens are enough.

Another point:

Many physiologists affirm that great warriors have been remarkable

for a beautiful hand, which they loved perhaps to adorn with the most

delicate gloves. They instance Cyrus, Alexander, Cæsar, Charlemagne,

and Napoleon.

According to an historian of the First Empire, some generals

attending Bonaparte one day in his private room, found his big

military Gloves and his little hat on a side-table. Actuated by

curiosity, each one of them tried in turn the Glove and the hat; but

it appears there was not a single hand which could force its entrance

into those big Gloves, and upon those giants' shoulders not a single

head which could fill up the little hat.

Napoleon was, it is weil known, no less proud of his hand than Byron,

who, his biographer tells us, had a hand so small, that it was out of

all proportion with his face. Byron thought and wrote that nothing

characterised birth more than the hand; it was, according to him,

almost the sole index of aristocracy of blood.

Since the fifteenth century, we can trace in the museums of France,

Holland, Italy, Spain, and Germany, the interest which painters of

all schools have taken in the study of the hand, and, indeed, of

the Glove. Van Dyck and Rubens were passed masters in this art, and

Titian has left an admirable masterpiece in his /Young Man with

the Glove/. Velasquez almost always makes his powerful models hold

Gloves, nobly folded in their right hand. In Venetian paintings we

see the Glove on the hands of the Doge, of his wife, of ambassadors,

of senators, of residents, and even of merchants. The mere study

of the Gloves in these portraits and these costumes would suffice

for a long pamphlet, for we must consider the Glove in all classes

of society and in all epochs, from the embroidered Gloves of the

Doges to the special Gloves of the merchants, of the rectors of the

university of Padua, and even of the monks of the brotherhood of the

Cross, which were violet on a white ground, &c.

But it would be madness to endeavour to omit nothing in this

monograph of the Glove, a tentative work, and an unpremeditated

sketch of little pretension.

Have we not still to consider the stuffed fencing Glove, with the

short shield of red leather, and the giant Glove which swells the

fist of the boxers?--the ordinance Glove of the good Dumanet; that

white cotton Glove which the brave trooper puts on so willingly on

Sunday, coming out of barracks like a conquering hero? Is there

not besides the Glove of the Cuirassier, with its large shield of

buckskin, which this last man of iron places so gallantly on his hip

when he is on express service?

The history of Gauntlets and of military Gloves from the time of the

Middle Ages would make a mighty volume, like the ladies' Glove and

the work-people's Mitten. The liturgical Glove, yet more important,

is of three kinds: the /pontifical Glove/, which was worn by bishops

and abbés; the Glove which simple priests had adopted for particular

occasions; and lastly, the /prelatic/ /Glove/. On /pontifical

Gloves/ alone Monseigneur X. Barbier de Montault has found means

to write in the /Bulletin Monumental/, 1876-1877, nearly two

hundred pages of closely packed text, in 8vo: /Ab uno disce omnes/.

See, my amiable friend, I repeat it--see in what an inextricable

archæological labyrinth I might have set you to wander, /à propos/

of all these dear little Gloves, of which I had promised you a

history, but about which it appears to me I am making only a lively

chatter of whipped Glove. I should not have set on the table aught

beyond that which lends grace to woman: Gloves on a champagne glass

or in a shepherdess's hat, roses and a love-letter half opened; such

simple still life had assuredly better inspired my Muse than all the

documents brought together and packed one on another, well calculated

to frighten a mind which is by no means pleased with such barricades

of notes and annotations. Ah, my fair friend, how right was Balzac,

in his brilliant and profound /Traité de la vie élégante/, when he

wrote the following lines, which I had not sufficiently considered

before pledging my word in your society!

"The learned man, or the elegant man of the world, who would search

out in every epoch the costumes of a people, would compile the most

interesting history and the most rationally true. . . . . To ask

the origin of shoes, of alms-purses, of hoods, of the cockade, of

hoop-petticoats, of farthingales, of /Gloves/, of masks, is to drag

a /modilogist/ into the frightful maze of sumptuary laws, and upon

all the battlefields, where civilisation has triumphed over the gross

manners imported into Europe by the barbarism of the Middle Ages.

"Things futile in appearance," continues the author of the /Théorie

de la démarche/, "represent either ideas or interests--whether

it be bust, or foot, or head"--he might have said, above all, or

hand--"you will ever see a social progress, a retrograde system, or

some desperate struggle formulating itself by the assistance of some

part or other of the dress. Now the shoe announces a privilege, now

the hat signals a revolution--a piece of embroidery, a scarf, or some

ornament of straw, is the sign of a party. Why should the toilet be

then always the most eloquent of styles, if it was not really the

whole man, the man with his political opinions, the man with the

text of his existence, the hieroglyphic man? To-day /Vestignomy/ has

become almost a branch of the art created by Gall and Lavater."

I am overwhelmed, O my indulgent friend! I feel that I have been far

inferior to my task, and I fear I have not had that charming art of

saying nothing which often says so many things. I have neglected to

show you the Glove in princely /Inventaires/, in the old chronicles,

and in the delightful tales of Boccaccio, of the Queen of Navarre, of

Straparole, of Bonaventure Desperriers, and even in Brantôme, who has

written a little story, full of old French /esprit/, on a Glove found

in the bed of a fashionable lady. I had a good opportunity of showing

you the anecdotic Glove of ever so many romances and memoirs from /Le

Petit Jehan de Saintre/ up to Casanova the Venetian, going through

/l' Histoire amoureuse des Gaules/.

But the natural and the unpremeditated is also a French quality,

of which we must sometimes allow the grace, even in recognising

its defects. I left the history of the Glove, I believe, in 1840;

and I do not suppose that I have painted for you all the little

cuffs, festoons, ruches, notchings, indentations, which adorned the

fastenings of the town Gloves of our elegant ladies, nor the long

black mittens which accompanied the blonde bodices, of which in those

modest times people were madly fond. It is of little consequence for

me to follow the fashions from 1840 to the present day: one cannot

be a woman and remain ignorant of these different variations of a

fashion of which all the specimens return periodically to reconquer

a second of celebrity. Open-worked Gloves of Chinese silk, Spanish

Gloves, Beaver Gloves, Swedish Gloves, glacé kid Gloves, musketeers'

Gloves, Colombine, with cuffs--what do I say?--the qualifications are

innumerable; they change still more than the fashion, for the epithet

gives a springtide and deceives the customer--/a fortiori/ would

it deceive the /Gantuographer/, if you will allow me this hideous

neologism.

That which I have not been able to accomplish, that which you have

not demanded of me, that which nevertheless would have interested you

far more than this sleepy talk, is the /Physiology of the Glove/,

with this epigraph taken from an anonymous but witty author--"The

style is the man; the Glove is the woman; the style sometimes

deceives, but the Glove never."

I am launched, don't you see, into theories historic, philosophic,

and, above all, physiognomic, in a study altogether beside the mark?

Allow, my sweet and somnolent one, that if you had permitted me at

first to take this part (which for my slight notice was assuredly

better), I should have been less clumsily stiff, less dull above all,

less pretentious besides; albeit I make no other pretension here than

to do your pleasure. You have thrown me the Glove on the confines of

history; it is thence that I have raised it with more effeminancy

than swagger.

I could have wished that fancy might have dictated to history; but,

in the present case, it is the most that has been done, if history

has succeeded in warming the amiable fancy, which has not taken

Gloves to make us villainously sulky with each other.

Pardon!--indulgent interlocutress!

Excuse also, amiable lady readers, ye who read this congealed babble,

and who have yet less reason to be favourable to me, in this sense,

that to you all, alas! I cannot say, as was once said in the polite

world--/Friendship allows the Glove./

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