The Prime Minister of New Zealand as reported in _The Timaru Herald_:--

"Just one word more. With regard to Canada's offer that is reported

in this evening's paper, my opinion of it may be summed up in three

words: Dibra, Jukova and Ipek."

This is one of the things we could have summed up more lucidly

ourselves, though perhaps not so concisely.

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"Will the Soldiers who saw Lady Thrown off Tramcar on Saturday

evening, about 8 o'clock, please communicate."

_Advt. in "Northampton Daily Chronicle."_

Another lovers' tiff in the gloaming?

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Illustration: THE ROAD TO RUSSIA.

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Illustration: _Cyclist_ (_taking initiative on being

caught without a light_). "DOUSE YOUR GLIM, MATE; WE'LL BE HAVING THEM

ZEPPELINS ALL OVER US."

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