P.S.--I have just heard that a large number of Russians are approaching
Vienna. No doubt they are sent to sue for peace.
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How to be Useful in War Time.
"The usefulness of the map is increased by its giving weights in
mètres."--_Morning Post._
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Illustration: THE INCORRIGIBLES.
_New Arrival at the Front._ "WHAT'S THE PROGRAMME?"
_Old Hand._ "WELL, YOU LAY DOWN IN THIS WATER, AND YOU GET PEPPERED ALL
DAY AND NIGHT, AND YOU HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE!"
_New Arrival._ "SOUNDS LIKE A BIT OF ALL RIGHT. I'M ON IT!"
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Illustration: _Very proper Cook_ (_horrified at reports of German
atrocities_). "REALLY, MUM, IT SEEMS AS IF THE GERMANS ARE NOT AT ALL
THE THING."
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