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(_By Mr. Punch's Staff of Learned Clerks._)

In fiction it is certainly true that nothing succeeds like success.

There is a sure and very understandable charm in a story of climbing

fortunes. Therefore it may be that part of my pleasure in _Tasker

Jevons_ (HUTCHINSON) was due to sympathy with the upward progress of its

hero. But much more was certainly due to the art with which Miss MAY

SINCLAIR has written about it. _Tasker Jevons_ is a book, and a

character, that will linger pleasantly in my memory. He was a little man

with a great personality, or rather I will say a great purpose, and that

was to approve himself in the eyes of the wife whom he worshipped, and

her perplexed, slightly contemptuous family. The trouble was that

_Tasker_ was in the beginning a hack journalist, socially and personally

impossible; and that _Viola Thesiger_, whom he married, belonged by

birth to the rigidest circle of Cathedral society (Miss SINCLAIR,

scorning subterfuge, calls it quite openly Canterbury). So you see the

difficulties that beset the _Jevons_ pair. Their story is told here,

very effectively, through the mouth of a third person, a

fellow-journalist and admirer of _Jevons_--but quite respectable--the

rejected suitor of _Viola_, and eventually the husband of her sister.

Through his clever and observant eyes we watch the progress of _Jevons_,

see him prospering materially, becoming famous and rich and vulgarized.

It is an unusually close and rather subtle study of the development of

such a man. Eventually there happens that for which the date, Midsummer

1914, will have prepared you, even if you had forgotten that Miss

SINCLAIR had herself served in Belgium with a field ambulance. So the

end of the book gives us some vivid War pictures. Taking it all round, I

am inclined to consider _Tasker Jevons_ the best of the 1916 novels that

has yet come my way.

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When, in the first chapter of _Moll Davis_ (ALLEN AND UNWIN), you find

the heroine having a very pretty dispute with the landlord of the

Mischief Inn, and a gallant blade of a fellow coming to her rescue, you

will guess what fare is to follow. And, provided that your taste is for

diet of the lightest, you will not be disappointed, for no one is more

capable than Mr. BERNARD CAPES of making it palatable. Here we are then

back in the year 1661, and in a maze of intrigue. Wit, if we are to

believe the novelist, was as plentiful in those days as morals were

scarce, and Mr. CAPES is not the man to spoil tradition for lack of

colour. He calls his book a comedy, but he should have called it a

comedy with an interlude; and the part I like best is the interlude.

Possibly because he was weary of plots and counterplots he suddenly

breaks loose, and with a warning to those who have "an unconquerable

repugnance to sentiment" tells a moving tale that has nothing to do with

the main narrative. I can thank him unreservedly for this, and for the

crop of words which he has added to my vocabulary. "Bingawast,"

"gingumbobs," and "fubbs" have the right ring, and after a little

training I hope to use them with telling effect on my platoon.

* * * * *

_Edith Ottley_ cherished a passion for _Aylmer Ross_; to such an extent

indeed that she came within an ace of eloping with him. However, the ace

wasn't played; and in due course _Aylmer_ went to the War and became a

captain. Unfortunately he also became much more interesting by reason of

a wound; and, when this brought him back to England, the passion also

returned, stronger than ever. This, of course, is why their story is

called _Love at Second Sight_ (GRANT RICHARDS). I have now a small

surprise for you, namely that _Edith_ was already married, and owned a

charming house, a valetudinarian husband and two pleasant children. So I

quite expected that _Aylmer_, in the fulness of time, would either (1)

be removed by the enemy, or (2) marry a delightful little Red-Cross

nurse who adored him. But the author, Mrs. LEVERSON, had other views.

Instead therefore of ending her heroine in the expected mood of

conventional reconciliation she sends the objectionable husband off with

somebody else, and leaves us to a prospect of wedding-bells with the

divorce court as a preliminary. Which is at least original. But

throughout I had the feeling that a great deal of bright and clever

writing was being wasted on a poor theme. The characters are brilliantly

suggested, but--with perhaps one exception, forgetful _Lady Conroy_, who

is an entire delight--they seem altogether unworthy of it. In fact I

came away from the book with the impression of having attended a

gathering of somewhat shoddily smart people, and sat next to a clever

woman who had been witty about them. The worst of the matter is that

they are all so real. This is a tribute to the author, but a most

unpleasant reflection for everyone else.

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[Illustration: The Rector. "Well, William, you ought to be proud and

happy to know you have four sons serving their country with His

Majesty's Forces."

William. "I am proud and happy, Sir, but the old woman she do fret

somethin' terrible because none of 'em ain't got no Victoria Cross

yet."]

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My attention was first attracted to _The New Dawn_ (LONG) by the fact

that the plot starts at Euston Station. That interesting, not to say

romantic, line, the L. & N. W. R., is usually shunned by our novelists.

But although "GEORGE WOVIL" takes his characters to the furthest North,

even beyond Glasgow, their sympathies, like, I think, those of their

creator, remain behind in fair and false and fickle Wimbledon. This at

least was where _Halvey Brown_ wished himself as the train glided over

the best laid track in Europe towards dour Bartocher. And _Brown_,

though he knew the natural drabness of his destination already, had at

that time no information as to all the unpleasing events that were to

happen there; that, for example, the minister's new wife would turn out

to be a lady with a past that he himself had shared, or that the

fair-haired young man in the same compartment was the assistant

minister, who would fall in love with the said wife and eventually slay

her, the minister, and himself. I find I have been led into betraying

for you the outline of the story. Perhaps, however, this does not

greatly matter. The value of the book lies in its very natural and human

characters. All four of them--there are only four who really matter--are

admirably drawn, so that the tragedy of their lives holds and convinces

you. My complaints against the author are, first, the excess of emphasis

that he gives to the physical unpleasantness of his background;

secondly, the loose construction that allows the tale to be continually

turning back to look behind it. He would keep a lover in the act of

embracing the lady of his heart while he explains what the parents of

each died of, and all that has happened since. Still, _The New Dawn_

remains an unconventional and strongly written story, which will

certainly interest though perhaps hardly enliven you.

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There is something very soothing in the peeps into dusty family papers

and the faint echoes of departed gossip which Mrs. STIRLING provides in

_A Painter of Dreams_ (LANE). These pleasantly amateurish historical

studies go back a century and a half. A commonplace book from which are

quoted many diverting and incredible things; a chapter in which those

queer Radicals, HORNE TOOKE, COBBETT, Sir FRANCIS BURDETT and bluff

Squire BOSVILLE, are chiefly concerned; a sketch of the fourth Earl of

ALBEMARLE, keen farmer and friend of COKE of Norfolk, Master of the

Horse to WILLIAM IV. and QUEEN VICTORIA (it is to ALBEMARLE in this

capacity that the IRON DUKE said: "The Queen can make you go inside the

coach, or outside the coach, or run behind it like a d----d tinker's

dog"), winner of the Ascot Gold Cup three years running and stiff-backed

autocrat; an account of the beautiful Misses CATON of Baltimore and

their matrimonial adventures--the American invasion of brides bringing

money and beauty in exchange for titles thus dating back to 1816; some

details of the lives of two artists, JOHN HERRING, animal painter, and

RODDAM SPENCER STANHOPE, one of the lesser pre-Raphaelites and the

painter of dreams referred to in the title--these all make up an

agreeable pot-pourri with an old-world fragrance which ought to be able

to charm you out of the preposterous nightmare of the present. But it

makes one feel old to see that the conscientious author thinks that

DICKY DOYLE now needs a footnote to let the present generation know who

he was.

* * * * *

From the Catalogue of a V.T.C. Tailor.

"'I am,' a V.T.C. Secretary writes, 'in correspondence with the

undertaker, and hope at last to induce the War Office to

recognise us by sending a representative to attend our funeral

rites.'"

* * * * *

"One man of four who escaped the bombs."--_Morning Paper._

A little too old for the baby-killers.

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"Lord Sumner on the Need for Self-Sacrifice.

'If the House of Lords and the House of Commons could be taken

and thrown into a volcano every day the loss represented would

be less than the daily cost of the campaign.'"--_The Times._

It sounds a drastic remedy, but might be worth trying.

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"Lemons, used largely for making demonade, have a medicinal

value."--_Daily Paper._

We know nothing of the drinks popular in the lower regions, but have

always heard that the nectarines used for making nectar have a strong

tonic effect.

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