THE MULE'S PARENTAGE.

The Best Thing Yet Said of the 22.

Mr. Gibson Bowles, at the City blockade meeting, on the

Coalition: "The Government did not swop horses. They made an

alliance with another animal; and the result is a mule without

pride of ancestry or hope of posterity."--_Evening News._

Incidentally the unkindest thing that has yet been said of the Unionists

who joined the late Ministry.

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"There were further indications at the meeting of the Salop

County Council on Saturday of the Council's desire to economise

where possible. Dr. McCarthy drew attention to figures given in

the report of the County Medical Officer of Health showing a

diminution in the birth-rate of the county for the quarter to

the extent of 14 per cent."

_Wellington Journal._

Economy of any kind is praiseworthy, but we think they might have begun

with one of the other rates.

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"The domestic income of a more or less typical three-roomed

cottage near the docks is at present £17 per week. Among the

recent purchases of the family, a pianoforte, costing £50, may

be enumerated, although no one in the house can play a note.

This looks more wasteful than the common outlay on gramophones,

which at least give pleasure. The idea of sound investment is

slow in penetration among the suddenly affluent in wages."

_Liverpool Daily Post and Mercury._

We dislike carping, but surely a piano is always a sound investment.

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